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How can Paige marry me if she's married to ADR?

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Bad

Beautiful and dangerous

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Regulation Size posted:

Imagine being ADR in that scene and having to be all like "drat, Paige, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is gently caress another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be ADR and not only stand in that ring while Paige flaunts her pasty British body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her trackmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, pop after pop, minute after minute, while she perfected that proposal. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous loving visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on Twitter tells her she's STILL GOT IT and drat, PAIGE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish loving gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been loving nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged stabbing victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in San Luis Potosi. You've never even seen anything this loving disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her pockmarked fronthead as she sucks it in to kneel expectantly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the marks call for another shoot smooch, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the stadium security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're Alberto Del loving Rio. You're not going to lose your future HOF status over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

A good post

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Wrestlers are tough

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Gonzo McFee posted:

This is my spouse.

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Roman will never learn how to get over

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I'm not surprised in the least ADR stormed out of a meet and greet at the grand opening of his own restaurant.

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Can they go anywhere publicly without some sort of altercation

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Regulation Size posted:

Imagine being ADR in that scene and having to be all like "drat, Paige, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is gently caress another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be ADR and not only stand in that ring while Paige flaunts her pasty British body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her trackmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, pop after pop, minute after minute, while she perfected that proposal. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous loving visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on Twitter tells her she's STILL GOT IT and drat, PAIGE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish loving gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been loving nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged stabbing victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in San Luis Potosi. You've never even seen anything this loving disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her pockmarked fronthead as she sucks it in to kneel expectantly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the marks call for another shoot smooch, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the stadium security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're Alberto Del loving Rio. You're not going to lose your future HOF status over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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I legitimately thought she was already released

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I think if anything it will be Paige murdering ADR

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thepokey posted:

Once Paige is released this is headed straight for Chris and Nancy territory isn't it?

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Alberto does a fuckton of drugs

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I hope Alberto's baby is ok

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I told you already it's A PRESCRIPTION!



For cocaine

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

There shouldn't be there either, but there might be.

Some hard hitting journalism

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Is the cumshot in Bookers Fave Five?

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

I look forward to the day where people being naked and/or loving isn't seen like some great shame and we can all shrug and move on.

I agree which is why I don't see the big deal about the leaked sex tape

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TNA is proud to announce Alberto el Patron has signed a multi-handshake deal

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This thread is more about Alberto's self destruction than Paige's

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I am shocked

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That DICK! posted:

trouble in perrodise

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Jajajajajaja

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RIP TestPaige

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Did Alberto draw any money in the US for any promotions?

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Jinder is so bad on the mic I wish they would muzzle him

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Chris James 2 posted:

He was granted his release in March and has been wrestling on indies since May 19. If WWE cared or could stop him they would have way before now

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Jack swaggar

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I was sure they were gonna make it

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(Alberto's lawyer flips page in document about the divorce)


She calls that the page turner

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He tweeted her after seeing her at a pro wrestling event.

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I live on blanco so maybe I will swing by

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Well as long as they're only into heavy drug usage and an obviously dysfunctional relationship it's ok but I'll be shocked if there's abuse here

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Albertos gonna Alberto

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Taintrunner posted:

I doubt Paige is ever coming back to the WWE at this point :(

But you already know that

Wink

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Abuse is...bad?

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Chris James 2 posted:

There have definitely been at least some examples before of family members being hesitant or not supportive at best. Example, her dad

The best part is after that post there were several people saying Paige's dad is obvious a racist because that's the only reason he wouldn't like del rio

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Paige?

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YOU missed one :(

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