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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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What's the official "Brangelina" portmanteau for Alberto Del Rio/Paige?

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Is that the same guy who posted a photo of himself in bed with a Paige cardboard cutout?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Did we ever figure out what it was Paige got busted for this time? I heard synthetic weed somewhere but I don't know if that was legit.

If it were synthetic weed there's a chance she'd be dead right now, that poo poo is incredibly dangerous.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Burt Buckle posted:

That's what the squares used to say about real weed. You square?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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The Destruction Of The Anti-Diva Paige By The Coward Alberto Del Rio

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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JamMasterJim posted:

Because the divorce cannot be settled in a ladder match.

Alberto On A Pole Match

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Midnightghoul posted:

Winner gets to be called papi

Papi vs. Papi match, loser leaves the family.

And then returns under a mask as Mr. Dad.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Mulaney Power Move posted:

i hope they get married in ring at summerslam

Paging Reverend Slick.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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oatgan posted:

he's already got his death planned out apparently

Hell of a dead man's switch ready to go, I imagine

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Cash talk: if it's not The Man Comes Around then I don't care.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Dario the Wop posted:

Good news, everyone! Paige has somewhere else to work!

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Mulaney Power Move posted:

tattoos are only slutty if you get something like teeth around the vag to make it look like a gaping maw

That's not slutty, that's metal as gently caress

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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super macho dude posted:

whats the over/under on how many people getting stabbed at the wedding?

Yes.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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They gave Alberto and Paige a robot baby so they can get plenty of practice for the real thing.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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That DICK! posted:

paige and ADR are the Trailer park boys and bailing on charity events is their going to jail

Charities can trick them into appearing with bogus offers of free weed and chicken fingers.

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Joey McChrist posted:

excuse me, its gently caress-Dahn-Goh

The dragon you have to kill to learn that shout is a real sleazeball.

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