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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I am reacting by imagining Ricardo Rodriguez officiating their wedding in character.

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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Remake "Misery" with Paige and Alberto Del Rio.


Hah hah I kid. I want every disgruntled couple from the WWE to make it so it eats at Vince McMahon every morning when he wakes up, turns his head to the other side of the bed, screams that the dead are walking and then settles down as he realizes it's just Linda.


EDIT: Goddamnit that's no way to start a new "Paige".

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Ghidzilla posted:

Paige and Del Rio aren't drinking the WWE cola and are happy. I fail to see what the big deal is. Good for them.

The big deal is AmReese had a ring already picked out for Paige but he couldn't get to her in time!!!!!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE!!!


*stomps up to room and blares "Goo Goo Dolls*

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Electric Lady posted:

AMReese will never be as creepy as that one guy who has that Paige shrine and custom paints the Paige action figures to match every single outfit in which she's appeared

Wait....what


For real?

:stare:

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I like this ADR that just gets into fist fights with everyone, for any reason.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I think we all should just release our sex tapes at this point, get it all over with

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

oatgan posted:

Swagger is using his name on that poster because it's Mexico and nobody cares. He's advertised in the states as "FKA Jack Swagger"

Fka twigs vs fka swagger

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Chris James 2 posted:

Dwayne cared about Paige and her family's life so much he made it one of the first movie projects his new production studio pursued

So is this breakup the second act fallout in the movie before they get back together in the third act with a top 40 song playing?

Or is this the end of the movie?

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Huh. This is becoming the scummy poo poo wrestlers.txt thread

Here's hoping Paige gets the love and support she needs

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
This seems like the right crowd then...


*slams 500 page document on desk*

Gentlemen, ladies. I have been penning the ultimate porn for sixteen years now. I'm willing to change the world, I just need the money to get it started. Who's in?

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I am liking this new direction.
+1 on bringing back carmella bing

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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
This saga has so many sad twists and turns I am about to believe the turtle will rip its head off to reveal vincent kennedy mcmahon screaming how we all bought it.

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