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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Kurt Eichenwald is a trashbag liberal and I hope ADR punches his poo poo loose(while loving Paige).

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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She had her face in Xavier Wood's crotch a lot.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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AsInHowe posted:

Awkward Jerry Lawler in that twister video is amazing.

I think he was there to keep them from loving.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I thought ADR's divorce proceedings were still stalled?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Endless Mike posted:

It doesn't say she's marrying ADR.

double weddings are awesome

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Should have gone with the Bushwackers entrance instead

video evidence suggest Paige's bush is plenty wacked.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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RealFoxy posted:

I don't think I blame Mistico for pulling a gun on Del Rio anymore

it was someone in his entourage and yeah, its starting to look a lot like justified self defense.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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is Slammiversary an actual PPV?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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it is you, ADR, that is the mark. bitch.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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talk about it, marks

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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if it came down to a scuffle, I'm sure Paige can handle her poo poo

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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actually, your honor, you'll see that ADR has way more bruises...

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Alberto rescued all the kids Matt Hardy wrecked his car to avoid

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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oh so this is like the old couple that gave them relationship advice.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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remusclaw posted:

And that he was coming in because he was a really loving hot commodity on the indies and in Mexico.

He had a lot of sympathy and good will with fans because his 1st departure from WWE was completely bullshit. I think WWE brought him back just for the express purpose of killing off any drawing potential he might have.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Malcolm Excellent posted:

Book Eugene vs Del Patron for the Join The Force title

Eugene's too busy booking his lil BFE fed, that somehow does 2-3k gates.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Uhaa Nation

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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coked up ADR screaming at Paige to try the beef and Paige is screaming at the waiter because she thinks he took a pic of her.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Paige and I are celebrities now, tweet about it marks.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Alberto Del Rio was found passed out on a Nashville park bench with his pants down and 3 needles in his rear end.

Paige was also found passed out in a Louiseville Dairy Queen parking lot.

Helluva weekend.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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my sources say Paige is currently reading a magazine and frowning.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Paige is on her phone now. Source can't make out who she's talking to.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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anyone wanna contribute towards the $500 bail bond to get my source out of jail? Paypal to coconono@gmail.com

Paige called the cops, obviously.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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update my source says Paige has spent the last hour on the phone with ADR while tapping what appears to be HFMP MF in morse code.

he also wishes thank everyone that covered his bail.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Paige is typing on her phone

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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My Source says Paige was very nice and let him have her nametag afterwards.

Alberto El Patron was not as understanding.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Super No Vacancy posted:

hot take but domestic violence is bad and not super funny

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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yeah I'm gonna make poo poo up about a dude who has an international criminal record. Yeah that seems healthy.

Jesus, Reddit.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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C. Everett Koop posted:

No there's pedophiles as well.

and anarcho-capitalists getting beat up by greek anarchists

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Midnightghoul posted:

Where have you been the other times where ADR was suspected of abuse against Paige?

I subscribed to the rapidly dwindling cautious optimism that Paige and ADR's antics would be confined to extreme drug use and at worst, revenge porn.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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what kind of fuckin airport are you at where people throw drinks?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I thought ADR was gonna be waiting all lonely like at his restaurant to fight HHH or whoever.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I've gotten drunk in a lot of airports, never saw a fight never saw a drink thrown(in the bar anyway). Maybe I just go to the wrong airports?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

huh apparently sneaking drugs through the airport is far easier than i thought unless they hadnt cleared security yet

if you're TSA+ you get a cursory patdown and quickie bag screening. coke goes in your cosmetics, marijuana in with snacks and pills go in pill bottles.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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oldpainless posted:

Abuse is...bad?

the worst

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/885187640357785600

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/885235926062047234

Alberto had Paige arrested for throwing a drinkin on him. Nothing to see here folks.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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All WWE can do now is fly out the entire Knight clan. And maybe the HR staff can accidentally give them all of ADR's contact info.

Oh and a fleet of hummers. With sporting equipment and power tools.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Lid posted:

Alberto is the 2010s Art Barr

except Art Barr could work compelling US style matches.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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yeah sure, drag SCSA even tho he's done his time, made his apologies and changed his life significantly.

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