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is their live footage of the proposal? i want to see adr say si to paige.
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"when i put you into my cross arm breaker...then you will be my wife....SI SI SI"
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Oct 17, 2016 21:03
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in a surprise twist, right before alberto can say "si," pentagon dark shows up and breaks both their arms while triple h looks on from the balcony.
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Oct 17, 2016 21:07
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Uh. No mas
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Oct 18, 2016 13:11
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paige and del rio worked themselves into a shoot
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Oct 19, 2016 19:23
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i hope they get married in ring at summerslam
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Oct 19, 2016 19:24
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the lights in the arena mysteriously go out and groom del rio is replaced with bray wyatt in a tuxedo and reverend harper in a tuxedo t-shirt
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Oct 19, 2016 20:23
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Regulation Size posted:Imagine being ADR in that scene and having to be all like "drat, Paige, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is gently caress another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be ADR and not only stand in that ring while Paige flaunts her pasty British body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her trackmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, pop after pop, minute after minute, while she perfected that proposal. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous loving visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on Twitter tells her she's STILL GOT IT and drat, PAIGE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish loving gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been loving nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged stabbing victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in San Luis Potosi. You've never even seen anything this loving disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her pockmarked fronthead as she sucks it in to kneel expectantly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the marks call for another shoot smooch, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the stadium security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're Alberto Del loving Rio. You're not going to lose your future HOF status over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. 
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Oct 19, 2016 21:48
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why can't she have flowers? what is it going to break her neck more or something? or are "flowers" code for cocaine party?
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Oct 19, 2016 23:31
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diamond dogs was my favorite bowie album because i'm loving crazy as poo poo and i like that mess
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Oct 20, 2016 22:40
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del rio and paige to star in the remake of this lucha classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRsp3zTvdk
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Oct 21, 2016 02:29
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i doubt they've made solid plans for their wedding outside of lots of liquor and blow
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Oct 24, 2016 17:39
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for some reason one of the things that really stood out to me about her stone cold podcast was how quickly and enthusiastically she gave a detailed response to the "what do you like to drink" question
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Oct 26, 2016 23:16
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I really want to know what Paige's drug of choice is. I feel like it's the unknown variable that could change the game in all of this.
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Oct 27, 2016 21:33
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She's really into drinking so my guess is drugs that supplement the drinking experience, such as cocaine, or maybe pills, but probably not heroin.
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Oct 27, 2016 21:47
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RacistGuidingLight posted:Let's all speculate on the saddest aspects of a person's life as she goes through what should be the happiest moments of her life. cocaine parties aren't sad, what are you, a mormon?
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Oct 27, 2016 21:54
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Luigi Thirty posted:That time Jerry Lawler said tattoos are for sluts on Total Divas tattoos are only slutty if you get something like teeth around the vag to make it look like a gaping maw, or butterfly wings around your puckering rear end in a top hat. boob tattoos? who can say?
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Oct 27, 2016 21:56
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well take me down to the freebird row
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Oct 27, 2016 23:45
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Oct 27, 2016 23:47
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(in south cockney accent) is alberto's wife a mexican citizen, a u.s. citizen, or a dual citizen with the u.s.? can alberto marry paige in the u.s. and it not legally conflict with his current marriage, assuming she is simply a mexican citizen?
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Oct 28, 2016 00:23
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I thought ryback bought into a chicken burrito franchise
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Nov 28, 2016 05:43
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i wish adr would do coke off my rear end and titties
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Dec 12, 2016 18:30
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Looking forward to the Scott Hall's beating for saying he wants to go down on Paige
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Dec 13, 2016 21:15
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i believe that scott all would destroy...paige's vagina!
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Dec 14, 2016 02:19
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the turtle should have known better. sure, paige is lovely, but you gotta watch what you say when her future husband is a coked up steroided tough guy, especially if he was also drinking. edit: i forgot the pain pills. talk about playing with fire. Mulaney Power Move fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Dec 15, 2016 |
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Dec 15, 2016 01:03
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Why not just release her
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Dec 15, 2016 14:45
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i just hope del rio doesn't murder paige a year or so into their marriage if she gets bored and decides to make out with vampiro
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Dec 15, 2016 17:09
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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:Renee's butt 
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Dec 15, 2016 18:03
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Codependent Poster posted:Alberto is still married too, I believe. That was same exact age disparity between my uncle and his second wife until she served him papers out of nowhere about 7 years into the marriage.
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Jan 13, 2017 13:46
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24 and 39 is only icky if you are still in your mid 20s and jealous that an older and cooler good looking dude with more money and more experience in the sack is scooping up the hot babes that are your age.
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Jan 13, 2017 14:56
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Paige and ADR have really made me reflect more on my own hosed up relationships, past and present, and I think the solution to everything is more cocaine and less showing up to work.
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Feb 5, 2017 18:17
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Yeah and im not married either!
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Feb 5, 2017 19:51
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I wonder if ADR is thinking, "If I keep her into this MMA poo poo maybe she won't want me to knock her up any time soon." except it's in spanish obviously
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Feb 5, 2017 21:58
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isn't it kind of weird to push your girlfriend into mma
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Feb 7, 2017 00:42
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wouldn't be something if it turned out they actually have really boring sex
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Feb 7, 2017 00:54
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King Bahamut posted:I'm just worried about someone with his temper dealing with coke dick i have no idea what you are talking about 
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Feb 7, 2017 02:42
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Push El Burrito posted:I crush up cialis into my cocaine so I don't have to worry about it. 
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Feb 7, 2017 19:36
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Wazzu posted:Paige family will be paid, hopefully they negotiated well. Actually it ends the next day when she wakes up next to ADR with a needle in her arm
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Feb 25, 2017 15:14
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i shoot loads all over my belts all the time and i'm not even a wrestler
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Paulocaust posted:Yeah, the FBI spent three months investigating a guy that sent him a mean GIF, but lets this poo poo slide. Amazing what you can get away with when you're a well connected liberal. I am sure he loves pizza
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