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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Asked my son what he wanted for breakfast and the answer was nachos. While this took me back for a second, I was soon impressed by its simplicity and grace. I made him a good plate of nachos (herdez is the best salsa) and here we are..


(Pussies out for Petals)

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
anything can be breakfast if you eat it early enough *begins nodding*

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Enfield posted:

anything can be breakfast if you eat it early enough *begins nodding*

Anything? *begins nodding*


(Pussies out for Petals)

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I want some nachos now

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Enfield posted:

anything can be breakfast if you eat it early enough *begins nodding*

What is time really? We believe it's 2016 when the truth is that it's closer to 2017 and nacho breakfast is commonly served worldwide. We don't know who killed Petals first, if it was us or them. But we do know that we were the ones who had nachos for breakfast.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i had eggs

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Do scrambled eggs make a good nacho topping?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Libelous Slander posted:

Do scrambled eggs make a good nacho topping?

Here's a noodler: are nachos a pizza?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

King of Bees posted:

Here's a noodler: are nachos a pizza?

nachos are clearly a sandwich

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

I had corn flakes and I suggest you all get in line and do the same. Stop questioning A Balanced Breakfast. Bow to A Balanced Breakfast.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Last Chance posted:

I had corn flakes and I suggest you all get in line and do the same. Stop questioning A Balanced Breakfast. Bow to A Balanced Breakfast.

Nacho chips are a type of corn flakes. Put that in your balanced breakfast pipe and think about it!

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

King of Bees posted:

herdez is the best salsa

What the gently caress

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
now ive heard everything :vince:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hey this is 'nacho' breakfast! so 'leggo'!

this is hilarious punnery

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

now ive heard everything :vince:

I think we've shone the light on the last corner of the internet. Time to shut it down, boys!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Mozi posted:

hey this is 'nacho' breakfast! so 'leggo'!

this is hilarious punnery

I'm good with this. Will steal.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Don't eat salsa that comes in a jar that shits disgusting

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

the good fax machine posted:

Don't eat salsa that comes in a jar that shits disgusting

goon logic is the best logic

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Give him some of your cocaine instead op

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

goon logic is the best logic

Goons make mushroom chili...so... :(

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

rear end cobra posted:

Give him some of your cocaine instead op

Breakfast first!

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

the good fax machine posted:

Don't eat salsa that comes in a jar that shits disgusting

Wow look we found a spicy sauce snob in the thread about nachos for breakfast. Got any hot takes about ketchup brands while you're at it?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Ive used tortilla chips to eat scrambled eggs but thats about it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hey OP someone just brought me a small crock pot full of bean dip and chips, what do I do now?

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...
I once ate leftover cheese ravioli in a tomato sauce for breakfast. OP please let me know if this was okay to do.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

just eat chilaquiles instead of being stupid?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

hey OP someone just brought me a small crock pot full of bean dip and chips, what do I do now?

Get your poison tester to sample it. Sounds like this person is gunning for your seat.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Get your poison tester to sample it. Sounds like this person is gunning for your seat.

im heating it up now. so far it appears to have the consistency of a cheesy bean dip with hamburger. ill let you know when it reaches optimal dipping temperature

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I had spaghetti for breakfast yesterday, because I wanted to get rid of the leftovers. I like the cut of that kids jib.

Deciding what is appropriate to eat when is a social construct, just like time and society itself. This kid seems to get it.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
protip: any food you slam into your piehole to break your nightly fast is a breakfast

i had turkey slices, cheese sticks, and a pickle because gently caress it why not :twisted:

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i actually had leftover nachos for breakfast today. are you my dad?

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
It's called migas and it's delicious, as most Mexican dishes are.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

GuitarJunkie posted:

It's called migas and it's delicious, as most Mexican dishes are.

migas are my loving poo poo

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

GuitarJunkie posted:

It's called migas and it's delicious, as most Mexican dishes are.

As a former San Diego resident, can confirm.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nachos rule. I could eat a nacho any time of day whether I'm hungry or not. Call me crazy but I think they taste better in the moonlight. :munch:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I have begun to eat the dip. I recocnize refried beans, cheese, burger, jalepenos, cream cheese maybe? its very good 10/10

(im using tostitos crispy rounds to dip it)

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

I have begun to eat the dip. I recocnize refried beans, cheese, burger, jalepenos, cream cheese maybe? its very good 10/10

(im using tostitos crispy rounds to dip it)

That's a good sounding dip OP. Maybe a bit too good. :ninja:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Scrambled eggs, refried or black beans, hot salsa, and cheese would make a pro-tier breakfast nacho dip.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

a bone to pick posted:

Scrambled eggs, refried or black beans, hot salsa, and cheese would make a pro-tier breakfast nacho dip.

That's just huevos rancheros (ranch eggs), what's the point of dumping it on top of chips?

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I put tossed salad and scrambled eggs on my nachos

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