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sometimes I look in the mirror and say "I'm a good person" the person looking back never believes it
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I lied exactly five times today and all the outcomes were positive. I will suffer no consequences for telling them.
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Oct 19, 2016 06:57
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Share lies until it hurts you.
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Oct 19, 2016 07:09
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None of you fuckers are smart enough to know the Truth so you can't help but lie
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Oct 19, 2016 07:35
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I used to lie a lot, even when there was no reason not to tell the truth. I had to work hard to break myself of the compulsive lying after I got serious about personal growth and generally becoming a better human. But it's just too much work to maintain the original falsehood with more lies, and to remember what lie was told to which person. It's like being a juggler with too many balls in the air, and knowing the whole thing's going to collapse eventually. It's far better and a lot easier to just be honest in the first place, even if it's unpalatable. Sometimes I might fib in order to spare someone's feelings, but that's about the only situation where I feel it's warranted.
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Oct 19, 2016 07:37
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BirryJoru posted:Share lies until it hurts you. Ooooo tough guys gonna hurt people if they keep having fun.
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Oct 19, 2016 07:40
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I lie constantly at work but it's because I'm a psychiatric nurse and its the only way to avoid getting my head kicked in sometimes
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Oct 19, 2016 08:30
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My parents put me in situations that taught me to lie instead of telling the truth. It's their fault.
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Oct 19, 2016 08:40
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folandi posted:I lie constantly at work but it's because I'm a psychiatric nurse and its the only way to avoid getting my head kicked in sometimes Maybe that's an irrational fear and people just don't like you because you are a liar.
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Oct 19, 2016 08:43
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People are dumb and I love power tripping on deceiving others and I'm really really good at it
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Oct 19, 2016 09:26
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Like I don't really give a gently caress that the CIA is watching me eat my breakfast and then I post that I ate a different breakfast and some bitch gets on the internet and whines about it. That's really their problem tbh.
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Oct 19, 2016 09:29
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i really try not to but i do sometimes because truth hurts
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Oct 19, 2016 09:31
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Commie NedFlanders posted:i really try not to but i do sometimes because truth hurts Truth is wonderful when you look at yourself and who you are and how you see the world.
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Oct 19, 2016 09:49
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To get out of trouble. To stay out of trouble. To get someone else in trouble. To keep my wife from leaving me before I'm ready for her to. It's funny.
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Oct 19, 2016 10:37
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I only tell lies that are funny no matter how much damage they do
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Oct 19, 2016 10:41
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so i can jerk off in peace
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Oct 19, 2016 11:28
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I usually lie when it's time to go to sleep because if I sleep standing up I might fall and hurt myself
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Oct 19, 2016 13:38
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I almost never lie. Partly because I have no poker face, but mostly because lies are usually harmful, and I don't want to hurt people. Every now and then it's obvious that telling the truth would do more harm than good, but I never feel good about lying. Except when trolling. But even then, the best trolls are exaggerated truths or half-truths.
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Oct 19, 2016 13:50
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I totally read this thread.
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Oct 19, 2016 13:53
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Truth is reductive. There can only be one absolute truth. Lies, otoh, are creative. Every lie makes the universe bigger and more diverse. Some wise guy out there has probably said that the whole of creation is a lie. Well, that guy is my friend and we're going to ride go-karts this Friday if anyone wants to come along.
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Oct 19, 2016 21:54
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:I guess I lie through omission which I think is some bullshit. Ex-wife used to give me that poo poo about how omissions were lies. She, of course, had no problem omitting from our conversations that she was having an affair. As a result, I've omitted her from my life as much as possible (save for co-parenting stuff).
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Oct 19, 2016 22:18
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It doesn't really matter whether you tell the truth or not, who cares?
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Oct 19, 2016 22:21
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I used to lie a lot to hide my drug use from friends family and loved ones out of perceived necessity and kept it up for many years until it all fell apart AMA 
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Oct 19, 2016 22:25
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I came into this thread hoping it was weird spooky Wyoming Incident poo poo but the OP is bad. Bad OP!
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Oct 19, 2016 22:33
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Mostly because I'm a deeply insecure man who lies to himself constantly so as not to eat a loving bullet on the daily
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Oct 21, 2016 01:57
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I never lie. that's not true
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Oct 21, 2016 01:58
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I always lie.
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Oct 21, 2016 02:01
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Lots of reasons. For fun, to mislead someone, to protect myself from consequences; just the usual reasons.
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Oct 21, 2016 02:01
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Because none of my lies have ever backfired in a massive, catastrophic way. The first time that happens, then it'll be nothing but the truth from then on out
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I lied to get the Romulans to join the war against the Dominion. Can I live with that? Yes. Yes I can.
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