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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Scent of Worf posted:

What sub forum is this?? I can't see on the awful app

don't look just post

the rest will work itself out

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Butts. Are they big and wet? Mme. Clinton, if you would go first,

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Chokes McGee posted:

Butts. Are they big and wet? Mme. Clinton, if you would go first,

Well Chris, as you know I've talked about big wet butts in the past. in fact, if you go to my website during this debate, live,

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Chokes McGee posted:

Well Chris, as you know I've talked about big wet butts in the past. in fact, if you go to my website during this debate, live,

Secretary Clinton wants you to think there's no asses out there that are wet. She wants to send all our butts to ISIS. I'm going to make asses wet again, the hugest asses, just the best. We're talking bigly amounts of water

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

MY SON HAD STAIRS IN HIS HOUSE

SECRETARY CLINTON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HIM

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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if you guys think this is bad consider the recovering alcoholic who can't safely drink

now I know what you're saying, you're saying, Chokes, you don't drink, :frogout: of nite crew

what you fail to realize is, being drunk 24/7 and screaming incoherently about politics would make me Baloogan, which means he's cooler than me and I'll show myself out

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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StrixNebulosa posted:

realtalk how many times is Trump gonna sniff tonight

yup

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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let's go abobo! pcunh Trump

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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This is a weird time for the SotU but good job by Clinton so far

Who's this loser on stage with her

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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"first of all Chris, I'd like to say, ed balls"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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no trump that's not cocaine it's ketamine

dont' snort it

nooooooooooooooo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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I want all his answers to be "the states should handle it" no matter what the questions are.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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ketchup vs catsup posted:

Come on hillary say the republicans want to punish women for having sex

done (sort of)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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You have a huge womb! That means you have a huge baby!

RIP AND TEAR

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

chris wallace is actually good apparently

Oddly this debate has been the best one so far, even if the questions are tailored for a conservative audience they're neutral on the delivery

And it's a conservative audience watching so you can't blame them for bringing up issues they care about

What a loving world we live in when Fox has the most professional debate

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Boner Zone posted:

Chokin' Donald

No relation :mad:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Wow, this was a weird phase for Kate Bush

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Chunky Salsa posted:

Forum feels like it's dying please no I must shitpost and read the shitposting of others in this, the shitposting of debates

I Have No Forums and I Must Shitpost

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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i'm the puppet

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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euphronius posted:

This is a snuff film

just how I like them :circlefap:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Annual Prophet posted:

Missed the debate so far and will likely miss the rest, too.

How's she doing?

rated R for scenes of extreme graphic violence

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

Clinton is just constantly giving Trump the tombstone piledriver and Chris is just occasionally saying 'ok can we move this to the table for a change of pace'

There was a time in the WWE (when it was WWF) that Kane chokeslammed Bob Holly over and over again for like a minute straight. It broke him so bad that he began to think he was a 350 pound superheavyweight and carry around scales with him to measure opponents.

Seems pertinent

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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swampcow posted:

so i pregamed a little too hard and just regained control of my body. what did i miss

You've been out for a while, wait until you see President Trump's inauguration

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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you know it's over when the fans leave the stadium

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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It's MISS Clinton if ya nasty

e: dammit. Choked again :negative:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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SEE

SPAN

CALLERS

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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SOMEONE GET ME A STREAM STAT

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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someone apply heat to Trump's campaign and we'd have enough popcorn to feed the world

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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-Zydeco- posted:

Anyone know where the first debate polls will come from?

me

clinton won 100%

you herd it here first

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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paranoid randroid posted:

ive checked the cross tabs on this and im afraid the numbers are unimpeachable

abuela's locked up the important Creepy Killer Puppet vote

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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EorayMel posted:

Last debate is the most chaotic one. Good.



:stonk:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Thesaurus posted:

post faster everyone

i'm posting as fast as i can!!! it's the forums that are slow :blush:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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paranoid randroid posted:

a long needle gets inserted into the base of your neck to inject the shame-chemical uptake inhibitors

or as i like to call it, tuesday







ha ha i kid, actually it's wednesday

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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JosefStalinator posted:

Can we still get a nasty woman gangtag if we are in fact, not a woman?

No, that's what Bad Hombres is for

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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JosefStalinator posted:

Oh God yes, sign me up as a Bad Hombre

But I am in solidarity with the Nasty Women

C-SPAM is nothin but bad hombres and nasty women

we run our krews from sun up to sundown, this is our town

hollah

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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lamentable dustman posted:

ll cool j shoutouts

it's lemonade man, read the sign!!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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MariusLecter posted:

But I identify as a Nasty Woman :(

seriously tho get whatever tag you want :)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Panic! at Nabisco posted:

I respectfully disagree

Men can be nasty women and women can be bad hombres as much as they like :eng101:

nah you're right, my bad

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Are down ticket republicans scared tonight?

I would not be particularly enamored of that performance, no

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Okay well that was everything I could've hoped for! I'm gonna shower and do some writing before bed, l8rs

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