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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Thread delivers; I approve.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
voted 5

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Tom Selleck?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is this the oppressive male gaze? :shrug:

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
he looks like a loving rear end in a top hat. tea is probably grass clippings and goat poo poo

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
pakistani guys are v attractive

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i wouldnt kick him outta bed for being pakistani

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Hell OOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!

https://youtu.be/aAGoR4vAo20

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i wouldnt kick him outta bed for being pakistani

I would

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
What if Seinfeld took place in post-Musharraf eastern Pakistan?

Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Oct 19, 2016

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

No tea for you!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I will be his DUFF

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

univbee posted:

Tom Selleck?

Rebranded Tom selleck for the millennial Gen

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I bet he's got a mohawk of hair fanning out of his asscrack

Dakota Fanning

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
Id let him throw acid in my face, if you know what i mean :wink:

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
his cfm gaze is healing the rift between india and pakistan

The Hindu: 'Hot' Pakistani ‘chai wala’ is Internet sensation posted:


Arshad Khan, who works at Islamabad’s Sunday Bazaar, has women gushing over his good looks.

The Instagram post on October 14 by aspiring photographer Jiah Ali went viral and caused a sensation with #chaiwala being among the top Twitter trends on Monday.

The story was soon picked up by the international media.

Arshad joined the tea stall a few months ago, local media reported.

Talking to Dunya News, he said that he was happy with his overnight popularity, but gets irritated when people gather around him for pictures during working hours.

Twitteratti has been abuzz with comments on Arshad’s good looks.

“Hello Indians, this is a chai wala from Pakistan mashallah,” said one post.

“I present you with a chai wala in Pakistan who forgot that he should’ve been modelling instead,” said another.

“Meet the steamin’ hot ‘chai wala’ from Islamabad (Pakistan), who’s going viral as we speak,” went another post, with a picture of Arshad attired in blue, and pouring out tea.

“A chai wala from Pakistan is now famous on Indian social media. This is truly aMan kee aasha,” said one Twitter post.

Another Twitteratti, commenting on the current India-Pakistan tensions, said: “India and Pakistan are divided by terrorism and cricket but are united by hot chai wala. Funny but true.”

BBC News posted:


A handsome "chai wala" (tea seller) in Pakistan has seen his life change overnight after a picture of him at work swept the internet.

Arshad Khan, 18, was photographed pouring tea at Islamabad's Sunday Bazaar by photographer Javeria Ali.

Thousands of lovestruck Twitter users quickly shared the picture, swooning over his piercing eyes, and #ChaiWala began trending across social media.

Days later, Mr Khan shot his first modelling campaign.

Fitin.pk, an online shopping site based in Islamabad, rushed to sign Mr Khan up and is already using pictures of him modelling menswear.

A message on its website and Facebook page reads: "Chai wala is not more chai wala now he is fashion wala!"

In an interview with local TV news, Mr Khan said his family had lived in Islamabad for the last 25 years and that he joined the tea stall a few months ago. He said he hadn't heard of the social media platforms Instagram or Twitter.

Pakistan's Express Tribune reportedly tracked the tea seller-turned celebrity down at his usual workplace. Asked if he was aware of his global fame, Mr Khan replied humbly:

"Yes, I am aware of my newly found fame and I am incredibly happy. My friends have been showing me pictures since this morning."

Photographer Javeria "Jiah" Ali pictured with chai wala-turned model Arshad Khan

One Indian Twitter user, @Shruti_writes, referenced India-Pakistan tensions by calling for peace for the teenager's sake, writing: "Pakistan has #ChaiWala looking like this.

Please dont bomb it, thanks" [Sic].

Photographer Ms Ali, who posted the fateful picture on 14 October, anticipated the global response, writing simply: "Hot-tea" and signing off with a wink.

She told the BBC: "I was very surprised when it got famous - to me it was a normal casual post!"

Ms Ali, a recent media graduate who photographs weddings and events in Islamabad, said she was delighted for Mr Khan.

"I'm very happy for him, he deserves this. He's a really nice kid. I just hope he can handle the fame and not be exploited by greedy people."

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



whats pakistani? sounds like a kinda salami he looks pretty italian to me 2 hm voting a 3 for now

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

if he had a vagina i'd gently caress it

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Great, now I can't sleep tonight.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm so ugly :(

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Funny how the internet can turn you from a humble tea server to a famous underwear model literally overnight.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
i'd pak his stani

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Pawn 17 posted:

Funny how the internet can turn you from a humble tea server to a famous underwear model literally overnight.

Tell me about it. I'm sure glad those days are gone and done with, now I can get back to real living.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

the pressure on the modern man is unreal

The Mantis
Jul 19, 2004

what is yall sayin?
twitterati

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Why is this supreme specimen forced to sell tea to these hideous creatures when he is clearly made for far greater things?

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Those eyes - my goodness. His shirt compliments them perfectly.

Would drink his tea and be his husband.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Also the dude is 18 and looks like more of a man that I ever will.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

im glad im not the only one who thinks he looks like Tom Selleck.

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

kikkelivelho posted:

Why is this supreme specimen forced to sell tea to these hideous creatures when he is clearly made for far greater things?

I don't want him to have to get water for his tea from corpse rivers or get gang-raped by brutal crowds of Indian women on the bus like gbs taught me happens :ohdear:

Someone green card marry him, quick!

Edit: wait do we hate Pakistan like we hate India or is he safe there goons?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Two Free Toppings posted:

I don't want him to have to get water for his tea from corpse rivers or get gang-raped by brutal crowds of Indian women on the bus like gbs taught me happens :ohdear:

Someone green card marry him, quick!

Edit: wait do we hate Pakistan like we hate India or is he safe there goons?

pakistan is lovely in many ways india isn't, but better in different ways

like yeah it's cleaner and less crowded but its extremely conservative and crime is very high.

pakistan is also huge and should be 5 different countries but...

hot tea chai man

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Bashir's dad does not approve

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

pretty saucy stuff

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014
I have that exact same hot water flask.

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014
It's a good flask. Nothing fancy, but it does the job.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
He should really drop the mario 'stache.

Is he going to be deported for threatening to turn men gay like that guy from before?

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Post isn't edit :(

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