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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
*discretely checks gbs on phone while at church prayer meeting

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Trunko posted:

*discretely checks gbs on phone while at church prayer meeting

Don't judge me!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ZearothK posted:

Has a drawer filled with nail clippings.

Just leaves nail clippings lying around.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*doesnt laugh at krusty image variations*

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
*says or does something weird

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
*wears the same red hat every day

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
I wear a backpack so I can get groceries when I get off the train after work :(

This normality stuff is hard, next thing people will be saying wearing white socks is socially unacceptable.

grellgraxer
Nov 28, 2002

"I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you can walk these streets of freedom bad mouthing lady America, in your damn mirrored su

EVIL NOONER posted:

then i saw a gbs thread about horses and i learned you have to like clean their dongs and poo poo which i kinda knew from dating a horse girl in high school but tbh i just assumed she was a weirdo

then somebody linked a youtube video and honestly i dont even want to be near horses ever again


Most horse people I've met have been strange. That said, who the gently caress is cleaning a horse dong? How do wild horses and donkeys survive without dong cleaners? They survive just fine because that poo poo's not necessary.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

grellgraxer posted:

Most horse people I've met have been strange. That said, who the gently caress is cleaning a horse dong? How do wild horses and donkeys survive without dong cleaners? They survive just fine because that poo poo's not necessary.

tell that to the dedicated people that clean horse dongs

dude its so bad.


so loving bad and gross ughgghjgghghghghgh

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

food court bailiff posted:

-Works out at public/hotel gyms wearing chain mail for extra resistance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa2irrYK09w

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

-married a mail order bride who barely speaks english, keeps talking about her and reminding everyone how fluent he supposedly is in her language at every possible opportunity

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
Hand in pocket fidgeting , mumbling under breath while wearing a superhero or anime t-shirt that has stretched around the stomach yet still cannot fully cover it.

Oh and a new one I just learnt. Cleans horse dongs. For the fun of it.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
We have a few clients at my work who are horse people and I can confirm that they are indeed in their own class of crazy. Not just like "oh this person is really into horses" but everything about their personality and thought process is just uncannily odd.

Tofuslob
Jul 9, 2013

Manchild King posted:

Hand in pocket fidgeting , mumbling under breath while wearing a superhero or anime t-shirt that has stretched around the stomach yet still cannot fully cover it.

Oh and a new one I just learnt. Cleans horse dongs. For the fun of it.

it's only weird if you swallow :colbert:

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
We used to have a maintenance worker who spent a years salary on a sick 26 year old horse because it was part of the family. He also ate cherries by the pound for lunch, which was pretty cool.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

EVIL NOONER posted:

tell that to the dedicated people that clean horse dongs

dude its so bad.


so loving bad and gross ughgghjgghghghghgh

It wouldn't be a problem if they were circumcised.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Chinatown posted:

*doesnt laugh at krusty image variations*

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* uses the report button
* when that doesnt get results quickly enough, runs to make a crybaby qcs thread

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

-didn't feel any sympathy for goku after krillin was brutally destroyed by Lord Frieza

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
- orders taco bell with the mobile app

clopping and cumming
Jun 24, 2005

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

- orders taco bell with the mobile app

Oh poo poo.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mid-October was a rough time for ya, huh?

clopping and cumming
Jun 24, 2005

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Mid-October was a rough time for ya, huh?

In my defense, it is only one item. A black bean burrito supreme grilled add lettuce and potatoes. I had a big project that week at work. Still shameful af.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
* reads books

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
- has a Facebook profile picture that isn't of them but they aren't an old person or a mom

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

- has a Facebook profile picture that isn't of them but they aren't an old person or a mom

corollary:

- Their facebook profile is a cartoon avatar/representation of themselves with a much more flattering body shape and overall aesthetic

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
-thinks any piece of curbside furniture at varying degrees of grodiness is a boon to their disgusting home

-doesn't find anything wrong with eating leftovers from several weeks ago. To them there's no salad too slimy, no cake too stale and no layer of mold that doesn't scrape off with any effort.

-is active duty military and gets mopey when ordered to wear appropriate workout clothes for the morning run instead of cowboy boots, blue jeans, blue wife-beater, fingerless leather gloves(like the cosplay kind, not the gym kind), and a wide-brimmed hat like Esteban.

-wears those wooden Japanese "Geta" sandals to a water park.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

ContraBoss posted:

-thinks any piece of curbside furniture at varying degrees of grodiness is a boon to their disgusting home

-doesn't find anything wrong with eating leftovers from several weeks ago. To them there's no salad too slimy, no cake too stale and no layer of mold that doesn't scrape off with any effort.

-is active duty military and gets mopey when ordered to wear appropriate workout clothes for the morning run instead of cowboy boots, blue jeans, blue wife-beater, fingerless leather gloves(like the cosplay kind, not the gym kind), and a wide-brimmed hat like Esteban.

-wears those wooden Japanese "Geta" sandals to a water park.

you know some fuckin weird rear end people bro

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

EVIL NOONER posted:

you know some fuckin weird rear end people bro

The last two are the same bi-polar autist that baffles me to no end. He was complaining that his wife occasionally tries to interrupt his gaming experience with a blowjob.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

ContraBoss posted:

The last two are the same bi-polar autist that baffles me to no end. He was complaining that his wife occasionally tries to interrupt his gaming experience with a blowjob.

One of my favorite memories is getting a blowjob while playing Final Fantasy VII. It was the first time a girl ever just went down on me with out me having to ask. And my All materia gained a level so I could cast fire 2 three times! It was a big afternoon for me.

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
*wives that dont give blow jobs

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