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OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?

extra stout posted:

-has strong feelings about the upcoming election but fails to make any difference

-works a job they openly dislike

-hates poor people, wars, death and destruction but pays taxes

-claims to have a purpose in life while serving only fear, kneeling to order

It's like looking in a loving mirror

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* totes around their motorcycle helmet as if to show off that though they might soon be horribly disfigured in a routine driving scenario at least their noggin will be protected

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
Talks to you about Five Nights at Freddies without being prompted

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

extra stout posted:

-has strong feelings about the upcoming election but fails to make any difference

-works a job they openly dislike

-hates poor people, wars, death and destruction but pays taxes

-claims to have a purpose in life while serving only fear, kneeling to order

Yeah what kind of weirdo doesn't rise up against the gubmit? I shall not kneel to order!!!!!!!!

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
- When you recognize their bo in the hallway several moments after they've walked through (looking at you Mr "I can save time by not showering today" greasy rear end hair guy)

Seashell Salesman
Aug 4, 2005

Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!
- The landless.

jonsucks
Jul 23, 2003

by Lowtax
- Stand up desk guy in the office. Sit your rear end down you douche.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
- Has a birthdate between 1982 and the present

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
- Is an adult Wiccan.

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
DrunkPosts on this forum while continuously drinking alone at a bar (me)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
- Constantly asks self, I'm not weird, am I? I'm normal, I think... Oh, sorry, was I saying that out loud?

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Jay-V posted:

DrunkPosts on this forum while continuously drinking alone at a bar (me)

I believe I might know you from somewhere. Is that weird?

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Wears a t-shirt tucked into black jeans, has cell phone, key ring, hunting knife and a mystery pouch all on their belt, a carnival cruise hat on top of their head, but not pulled down on it. Smells of beans.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

jonsucks posted:

- Stand up desk guy in the office. Sit your rear end down you douche.

hey gently caress you, standup work is rad

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

BirryJoru posted:

I believe I might know you from somewhere. Is that weird?

Omg... *turns to his left*

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Matey posted:

the person wears no fear shirts very often

haha wow they still sell these? where the heck do you buy one of these suckers these days? i mean come on,seriously lol!! like what store

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i don't care. i don't give a gently caress. i honestly have no idea why I clicked on this thread

ngc4486
Sep 14, 2011

Sheep-Goats posted:

Public bathroom masturbator

ye but thats hot, let me watch. weird.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
is you

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

jeff smisek posted:

haha wow they still sell these? where the heck do you buy one of these suckers these days? i mean come on,seriously lol!! like what store

Not sure, but I'd ask a volunteer fireman. They always have No Fear stickers on the back window of their 4x4, extended cab diesel pickup and might know where to source the shirts.

RaySmuckles posted:

wears fingerless gloves

Plebian Parasite posted:

Incredibly severe chapped lips

Wizard Master posted:

Doesn't have a Facebook account

Sheep-Goats posted:

Goes into the men's John with a piece of white bread, wipes down the urinals with it, then eats it

Sheep-Goats posted:

Public bathroom masturbator

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

they have glasses that are always really smeared and dirty, you know what i mean, and the glasses are crooked too

Kuato posted:


Smells awful. I ran into a whole family that smelled like a combination of dirt, piss and poo poo once.

scrubs season six posted:

- won't stop masturbating in public

Plebian Parasite posted:

-Adult wearing backpack while not hiking or at an amusement park

Homeless people are weird.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
The best Tell tale game was Sam and Max

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Has strong opinions about the blacks, gays, jews, or poors and isn't hesitant to share them

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
never drinks/smokes

Mnemosyne
Jun 11, 2002

There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!
Chicks who really like the color purple.
(Not the book or the movie, the actual color)

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Mnemosyne posted:

Chicks who really like the color purple.
(Not the book or the movie, the actual color)

That explains my ex-wife.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
left-handed

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Talks about pc gaming at work

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Sancho posted:

Talks about pc gaming at work

yea its funny you can tell who is socially inept/has no friends by the fact that they play games on a pc

like no dude nobody has a gaming pc anymore ppl like to sit on their couches w they friends and play madden or shoot hoops or shoot guns

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Talks about work while console gaming.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Thanks God while on a microphone.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wears anything with glitter in a casual context.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
* doesn't drink or smoke or drug

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Went to MIT

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
- kisses their dog on the mouth

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

EVIL NOONER posted:

yea its funny you can tell who is socially inept/has no friends by the fact that they play games on a pc

like no dude nobody has a gaming pc anymore ppl like to sit on their couches w they friends and play madden or shoot hoops or shoot guns

I was walking through Walmart the other day and overhead one worker talking to another about his new atx motherboard and how he added fans to his case. I look over and the guy talking is probably mid-20s, greasy as hell, thinning mullet-ish hair, Ben Franklin glasses halfway down his nose and the requisite splotchy face pubes. The guy "listening" is rolling his eyes and looked like he was hoping for a pallet jack accident.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Owns a pet that is neither cat nor dog.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Has a facebook for their pets, but only puts pictures of their pets arseholes.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

staberind posted:

Has a facebook for their pets, but only puts pictures of their pets arseholes.

idk, this person sounds ok 2 me

we are the Funyuns posted:

I was walking through Walmart the other day and overhead one worker talking to another about his new atx motherboard and how he added fans to his case. I look over and the guy talking is probably mid-20s, greasy as hell, thinning mullet-ish hair, Ben Franklin glasses halfway down his nose and the requisite splotchy face pubes. The guy "listening" is rolling his eyes and looked like he was hoping for a pallet jack accident.

ew

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Holds an opinion on anything and expresses it.

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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

VendaGoat posted:

Holds an opinion on anything and expresses it.

:stonk:

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