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- reads a lot about corpses, murder cases, psychological profiling of violent offenders, and unethical medical experiments Not that there's anything wrong with that. They might just find those things interesting and morbid. They might also be a serial killer. - does not know how to use modern technology or understand pop culture references despite living in modern technological times Unless they're Captain America. - finds weirdness to be endearing Definitely a strong sign of weirdness is finding weirdos pleasant and normality boring. No judgment as to whether weirdness is good or bad. Like many things, that depends on the exact kind of weirdness.
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Away all Goats posted:*makes fun of hipsters while dressing exactly like one -makes fun of "hipsters" despite never actually interacting with anyone they would describe as a hipster
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*doesn't eat rear end *loudly talks about eating rear end
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Away all Goats posted:*makes fun of hipsters while dressing exactly like one *doesnt recognize an actual lumber jack
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Guy Goodbody posted:-makes fun of "hipsters" despite never actually interacting with anyone they would describe as a hipster -this, but for rednecks ...or hippies, fundies, feminists, social justice warriors... actually, doing this about any "type" of person is a pretty big tipoff as it means people are basing their opinions about society on dumb memes and chain-letter stories about friends of friends instead of lived experiences probably because they don't get out much, but are trying to seem like they do actually, a lot of the posts in this thread are probably this
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Duckbag posted:-this, but for rednecks *a person who makes fun of a person that makes fun of types of people
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EVIL NOONER posted:*a person who makes fun of a person that makes fun of types of people I don't like putting things into categories. Hell, i don't even like language, nouns are the worst. Sometimes I put ice cream on hamburgers and think about everything as pretty shapes and colors. 
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EVIL NOONER posted:*a person who makes fun of a person that makes fun of types of people nah i'm pretty chill about making fun of types of people, it's making fun of types of people you've never actually met that's weird it just reeks of bandwagoning and trying to fit into the in crowd like if ten cool kids started making fun of all the old timey unicyclists riding around with their gayass purple tuxedos, you just know there'd be that one kid saying "yeah, they're the worst. i hate them."
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Duckbag posted:nah i'm pretty chill about making fun of types of people, it's making fun of types of people you've never actually met that's weird This is a really weird issue to have while posting a mock thread You should probably just post more about mocking people instead of worrying about who's trying to be cool
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BigBadSteve posted:I had a girlfriend a few years ago who owned a pet axolotl she named Mr Axolotl Head. People who quote their own posts. Edit: Goons who edit their posts.
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People who write multiple posts in a row in a thread. They are nothing but weirdo attention seekers. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Oct 24, 2016 |
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Oct 24, 2016 07:07
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Terrible Robot posted:You joke but this dude basically no poo poo did that one time. He'd sprayed and dropped a ton of really potent poo poo in the dining hall crawlspaces and was like "absolutely nobody is allowed to go in there for the next 48 hours without a mask". The very next morning, not even 24 hours later, he goes down there and crawls around with literally no protective gear and comes out with his nose and eyes streaming. I have a good friend who was an exterminator for a while and before that was a real-deal, gun-shootin type of soldier in both Afghanistan and Iraq and got exposed to lots of fun stuff at that job too. He's good at keeping it together dealing with strangers but boy oh boy once he likes you, you're gonna hear some ideas about what's really going on. Great guy on the balance but I don't think we've agreed about anything yet (books and liquor and music and movies and games aside of course) in about five years of knowing each other. To contribute to the thread, I'd say people that insist on hugs. It's okay to enjoy a hug with a loved one, but "I don't shake hands, I hug" guy is a guy that knows the only tits he'll be touching in this life will be with his chest through several layers of textiles Real Mean Queen fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Oct 24, 2016 |
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EVIL NOONER posted:This is a really weird issue to have while posting a mock thread p. sure i was just mocking people some of those peeps might be posting here, idk like have you never met those guys who rant about some horrible group they read about on the internet, but it's all just lame stereotypes and clearly no one they've met? i have, and it's weird alls i'm saying
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HollywoodDialysis posted:Somebody at College is trying real hard to be friends with me right now and they've totally tipped a bunch of these signs. Real life advice: you have an opportunity to learn how to opt out of bad social situations with no real repercussions right now. Practice. The fact that you met someone doesn't mean you have to keep knowing them or even be nice about not wanting to. People that don't learn these skills are basically 100% of cult followers, people that do are basically 100% of cult leaders. Which of those has more fun?
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Veterans that corner me to tell me about all their guns and the feral hogs and doves and ducks and quails they kill with the guns
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Real Mean Queen posted:Real life advice: you have an opportunity to learn how to opt out of bad social situations with no real repercussions right now. Practice. The fact that you met someone doesn't mean you have to keep knowing them or even be nice about not wanting to. People that don't learn these skills are basically 100% of cult followers, people that do are basically 100% of cult leaders. Which of those has more fun? yeah letting someone think you're their friend for months when you really can't stand them and want them to leave you alone is way worse than just telling them to gently caress off in the first place e: most people don't learn that lesson until their mid-twenties though
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Booblord Zagats posted:*People who own reptiles as pets
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Oct 24, 2016 10:46
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Somone with "artist" as their job description.
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Adults who decorate their homes with comic book drawings and recreated Victorian era paintings redone to feature Star Wars and Dr Who characters
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People who get mad when you say you don't think Hillary Clinton is that great.
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Using the word "problematic" in a serious manner when describing what someone said or something in a movie/tv show/whatever. Getting really upset if you buy their kid anything blue if its a boy or pink if its a girl. Possessing an encyclopedic knowledge of everything to do with Star Trek. Actually just watching Star Trek (the tv shows, the new movies are ok though) regularly.
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*Is afraid of babies *Tries to gift people a "Squatty Potty" *Is a homeopath
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Khazar-khum posted:Doesn't like animals No normal person is afraid of dogs.
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EVIL NOONER posted:i dont think i'd get a lobster but i'd definitely get a crayfish and maybe give it a cool badass name like uh Citizen Snips
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-Works out at public/hotel gyms wearing chain mail for extra resistance
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-"Gluten allergy" -Any food allergy -overly muscular physique
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-Is a woman who speaks in fake cockney, english, or scottish accent -Anything publicly displayed from the following: Dr. Who Supernatural Sherlock Sonic the Hedgehog Anything Furry related Anime -Is REALLY REALLY into musical theater, like I mean can't say two sentences without breaking into some kind of showtune. Just being into the artform and seeing it a lot does not count. Uncle Enzo fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Oct 24, 2016 |
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Oct 24, 2016 18:57
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Sex Falcon posted:* wears a trench coat this is exactly me but i * love to cum and don't wear a trench coat
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Oct 24, 2016 18:58
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- Really into Halloween - Homebrews
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Oct 24, 2016 19:00
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Duckbag posted:p. sure i was just mocking people Nice meltdown.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Using the word "problematic" in a serious manner when describing what someone said or something in a movie/tv show/whatever. *dissects which star trek is and isnt appropriate to like
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DBZ shirt
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Asks if you have stairs in your house.
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