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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

speak up in the back please

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I met this girl once who was allergic to soy, so if she drank sou sauce her throat would close up and she would die

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I met this girl once who was allergic to soy, so if she drank sou sauce her throat would close up and she would die

ha ha

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Hector Beerlioz posted:

I met this girl once who was allergic to soy, so if she drank sou sauce her throat would close up and she would die

What a loser!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I met this girl once who was allergic to soy, so if she drank sou sauce her throat would close up and she would die

I like girls who won't die if they drink soy sauce. :smugdon:

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
thats a good way to die nobody do this please

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

why are companies like kikkoman and heinz so good at condiments and all these other jokers cant figure their poo poo out

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

I like girls who won't die if they drink soy sauce. :smugdon:

She was really hot

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
when I drink condiments, I reach for the malt vinegar.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

sometimes a fine aged stout can put out hints of soy sauce and I ain't even mad when it happens

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

deadwing posted:

sometimes a fine aged stout can put out hints of soy sauce and I ain't even mad when it happens

its the mold

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Ud prolly die from sodium overdose

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Preoptopus posted:

Ud prolly die from sodium overdose

you would, and people actually commit suicide this way.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I prefer boy sauce

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How do you pronounce Wocestershire Sauce?

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
you should start by spelling it correctly

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No, you're thinking of that other sauce

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i call it "whoa" sauce

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

EVIL NOONER posted:

you would, and people actually commit suicide this way.

It's like their final act of generosity is to prepare their body for opportunistic cannibals.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
i like to give myself soy sauce enemas and then poo poo on rice and then i eat the rice

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Hustlin Floh posted:

How do you pronounce Wocestershire Sauce?

"Whustuhshuh" Source : I lived there.
(the amount of self control it took me not to misspel "Source" there was superhuman.)
*(wʊstərʃər/ WUUS-tər-shər or /ˈwʊstərʃɪər/ WUUS-tər-sheer;)

staberind fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Oct 24, 2016

americong
May 29, 2013


deadwing posted:

sometimes a fine aged stout can put out hints of soy sauce and I ain't even mad when it happens

ive gotten it from porters

owns

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


EVIL NOONER posted:

you would, and people actually commit suicide this way.

How much does it take? Asking for a friend.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

interwhat posted:

I prefer boy sauce

:yeah:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
It's warchestishire sauce. Slam that poo poo wherever you have a vein left.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
soy sauce is pretty good i reckon thanks for reminding me about it OP

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I slurp up the leftover soy sauce whenever I have potstickers.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

soy promotes estrogen production

americong
May 29, 2013


hth posted:

soy promotes estrogen production

he'll yeah

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I can't decide how to pronounce worcester sauce so I just keep making up syllables until somebody corrects me. Like if I go someplace to get a steak.

"I'd like a new york strip steak, medium-rare, and could you bring a bottle of wersherchestershershirer...."
"Sir, this is a laundromat."

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Moon Atari posted:

It's like their final act of generosity is to prepare their body for opportunistic cannibals.

Actually if you die you're just making things harder for the cannibal.
Please take precautions when giving your friendly neighborhood cannibal food, so that you may both live happy, jailless lives.

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009
http://www.jem-journal.com/article/S0736-4679(13)00202-3/abstract

quote:

Case Report
A 19-year-old man presented to the Emergency Department in a comatose state with seizure-like activity 2 hours after ingesting a quart of soy sauce. He was administered 6 L of free water over 30 min and survived neurologically intact without clinical sequelae. Corrected for hyperglycemia, the patient's peak serum sodium was 196 mmol/L, which, to our knowledge, is the highest documented level in an adult patient to survive an acute sodium ingestion without neurologic deficits.

drink up and beat the record op

you'll be a hero

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Jombo posted:

http://www.jem-journal.com/article/S0736-4679(13)00202-3/abstract


drink up and beat the record op

you'll be a hero

lol what a champ

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
some goon please mix together a liter of soy sauce, a gallon of milk and a pound of ground nutmeg and chug it

edit: then mix together ground coffee and tobacco in a bong and hit it

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay




Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
I drink the extra soy sauce packets I get with Chinese takeout.
Also have gotten soy sauce notes w stout it's quite good but something tells me that's not what they're going for at all

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
soy sauce is good

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Jombo posted:

http://www.jem-journal.com/article/S0736-4679(13)00202-3/abstract


drink up and beat the record op

you'll be a hero

lol he got some "free water"

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I enjoy drinking the salty vinegar left pooled at the bottom of a cone of chips. My heart pressure is p rad.

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