my Santa would leave bundles of cash under the trees of poor people, and make racists smell really bad so we can all tell. the enemy Santa would leave futuristic death guns under the tree for my Deep South relatives, and give my mother a ticket for the doom train on behalf of her filthy Roma blood, and i just won't have that. what would your good and bad Santa do?
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 09:37 |
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 09:41 |
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Soho Joe posted:my Santa would leave bundles of cash under the trees of poor people, and make racists smell really bad so we can all tell. my good santa wouldn't let christmas stuff bleed all the way into october my bad santa would make christmas music play on all radio stations year round
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 09:55 |
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Hail Satan.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 10:58 |
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-appearance and behavior is modeled on a pagan god -fulfills the biblical prophecies that the anti-Christ will present himself as Christ by literally replacing Jesus as the focus of Christmas -lives underground and surrounded by pagan spirits -name is an anagram for Satan -name sounds an awful lot like "Satan's Claws" In other words, WINNINGHARD posted:Hail Satan.
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 21:26 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 22:11 |
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good santa: gives me a lot of free stuff bad santa: gives me a lot of free stuff but gives other people more
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# ? Oct 25, 2016 21:30 |