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me: OK, calypso. For my one wish, I want a real explosive surprise. Something really out of this world. Calypso (thinking): haha, yes! YEs! Those both mean two things
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4OUnfo5X74
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Oct 25, 2016 15:11
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You'd think that after the first two twisted Merals people would have wised up on Calypso's shtick.
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Oct 25, 2016 15:13
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no they will not posted:me: OK, calypso. For my one wish, I want a real explosive surprise. Something really out of this world. lol
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Oct 25, 2016 15:12
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Axel: I just want to be able to wipe my own rear end. Lord in Heaven I need it.
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:You'd think that after the first two twisted Merals people would have wised up on Calypso's shtick. Well guess what pal: in the original twisted metal only one characters ending was calypso taking something wrong. All the others got their wishes
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Oct 25, 2016 15:33
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Me (extremely smart STEM-style person even though I have an English MFA): Hello Calypso. I have drafted a wish contract with no linguistic ambiguities, using my knowledge of the nature of wishes in fiction. The car that I drive is a Toyota Camry with guns on it, and my name is just my IRL name (Eric). Calypso: drat. I respect that, even though I'm evil. Okay, Eric, here is your prize: exactly everything you wanted. Me: Thank you, Calypso.
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Oct 25, 2016 15:55
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Twisted Metal 1: You wish you were the "biggest thing in the world"? Well, that obviously refers to fame. Your wish is granted, and have a wonderful day. Twisted Metal 2 onward: [flipping through etymology book] you wished for a cup. the word "cup" derives from the old Frisian "kopp", meaning "head". So here you go - a severed HUMAN head! The head - of your SON!
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Oct 25, 2016 16:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR1jwRe7-_c Calypso...
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Oct 25, 2016 16:04
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no they will not posted:Twisted Metal 1: You wish you were the "biggest thing in the world"? Well, that obviously refers to fame. Your wish is granted, and have a wonderful day.
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Oct 25, 2016 16:06
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no they will not posted:Twisted Metal 1: You wish you were the "biggest thing in the world"? Well, that obviously refers to fame. Your wish is granted, and have a wonderful day. Lol
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Oct 25, 2016 16:10
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no they will not posted:Twisted Metal 1: You wish you were the "biggest thing in the world"? Well, that obviously refers to fame. Your wish is granted, and have a wonderful day.
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Oct 25, 2016 16:11
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no they will not posted:Twisted Metal 1: You wish you were the "biggest thing in the world"? Well, that obviously refers to fame. Your wish is granted, and have a wonderful day.
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Oct 25, 2016 16:24
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no they will not posted:me: OK, calypso. For my one wish, I want a real explosive surprise. Something really out of this world.
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Oct 25, 2016 16:26
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FactsAreUseless posted:Me (extremely smart STEM-style person even though I have an English MFA): Hello Calypso. I have drafted a wish contract with no linguistic ambiguities, using my knowledge of the nature of wishes in fiction. The car that I drive is a Toyota Camry with guns on it, and my name is just my IRL name (Eric).
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Oct 25, 2016 16:27
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no they will not posted:me: OK, calypso. For my one wish, I want a real explosive surprise. Something really out of this world. no they will not posted:Twisted Metal 1: You wish you were the "biggest thing in the world"? Well, that obviously refers to fame. Your wish is granted, and have a wonderful day. lmfao
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Oct 25, 2016 16:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw this one is driving me insane
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Oct 25, 2016 16:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6W8Zez47xw ????????
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Oct 25, 2016 16:48
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw oh my god
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Oct 25, 2016 16:53
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no they will not posted:Twisted Metal 1: You wish you were the "biggest thing in the world"? Well, that obviously refers to fame. Your wish is granted, and have a wonderful day. Lol
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Oct 25, 2016 17:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQIPSr4qSzg This one is actually kinda sweet
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Oct 25, 2016 17:07
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw Jesus Christ
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Oct 25, 2016 17:09
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw Hahahahahahahaha
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Oct 25, 2016 17:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUBgzFcVPzk lmao
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Oct 25, 2016 17:18
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no they will not posted:Twisted Metal 1: You wish you were the "biggest thing in the world"? Well, that obviously refers to fame. Your wish is granted, and have a wonderful day.
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Oct 25, 2016 17:22
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw
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Oct 25, 2016 17:23
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twisted metal owns, and this is a funny thread
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Oct 25, 2016 17:24
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw
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Oct 25, 2016 17:27
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw Holy poo poo
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Oct 25, 2016 17:35
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw lmfao thats so good
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Oct 25, 2016 17:50
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw
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Oct 25, 2016 18:22
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[me emerging from the smoldering wreck of my insane twisted metal car, drenched in blood and the bodies of my innocent victims] I wish for 3 more wishes Calypso: [speechless]
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Oct 25, 2016 18:22
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw Ahahahahah
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Oct 25, 2016 18:28
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw lmao noway
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Oct 25, 2016 18:31
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ok Calypso, I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?
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Oct 25, 2016 18:38
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, is makng us think that calypso really had some cool prizes.
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at least they got wishes, i dont think rogue trip drivers got even a good uber rating out of that goon tourist they had to drive around
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no they will not posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw Lmfao.
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