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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
me: OK, calypso. For my one wish, I want a real explosive surprise. Something really out of this world.
Calypso (thinking): haha, yes! YEs! Those both mean two things

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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4OUnfo5X74

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Aug 18, 2012

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

You'd think that after the first two twisted Merals people would have wised up on Calypso's shtick.

Well guess what pal: in the original twisted metal only one characters ending was calypso taking something wrong. All the others got their wishes

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Twisted Metal 1: You wish you were the "biggest thing in the world"? Well, that obviously refers to fame. Your wish is granted, and have a wonderful day.
Twisted Metal 2 onward: [flipping through etymology book] you wished for a cup. the word "cup" derives from the old Frisian "kopp", meaning "head". So here you go - a severed HUMAN head! The head - of your SON!

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Aug 18, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR1jwRe7-_c

Calypso...

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Aug 18, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z3Ofbhi8Tw

this one is driving me insane

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Aug 18, 2012
Calypso: *evil laugh* Pizza

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Aug 18, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm5ejBk_RPc

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Aug 18, 2012

goferchan posted:

Calypso: Your wish for a Fire Emblem 8 reverse recruitment hack is granted

Me: Thank you... but what's all this gender swap rape gas stuff?

Calypso: *evil laygh*

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