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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Imp Zone > Winner of the Twisted Metal tournament
 
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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

no they will not posted:

me: OK, calypso. For my one wish, I want a real explosive surprise. Something really out of this world.
Calypso (thinking): haha, yes! YEs! Those both mean two things
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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

FactsAreUseless posted:

Me (extremely smart STEM-style person even though I have an English MFA): Hello Calypso. I have drafted a wish contract with no linguistic ambiguities, using my knowledge of the nature of wishes in fiction. The car that I drive is a Toyota Camry with guns on it, and my name is just my IRL name (Eric).

Calypso: drat. I respect that, even though I'm evil. Okay, Eric, here is your prize: exactly everything you wanted.

Me: Thank you, Calypso.
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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

no they will not posted:

Calypso: *evil laugh* Pizza
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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
its hard to watch the tm4 videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0MPWL2cL0o

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Bu-LAEL3U

"The clown is dead, but so my wife. I will never be free..."

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
gently caress 989

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