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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

In Training posted:

[Stone Cold Steve Austin busts into the arena on his trademark Zamboni, theme music blaring and the crowd is going absolutely wild. He pulls the cap off his head and throws it into the crowd before pulling out a faithful recreation of the dragonborn horned helm, the crowd is absolutely incensed with excitement. Stone cold hops off the truck and picks up the mic] If you wanna see me pull Vince McMahon into this ring, beat his rear end raw, and show him how a real man plays Skyrim, give me a Fus-Roooohhhell yeah

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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Ristolaz posted:

One time a bully in school came up to me and I thought he said "give me your sweetroll" and I asked him to repeat and it turns out he just called me a fag. Skyrim is amazing.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

no they will not posted:

[scene A lot of hip young people who are slightly more attractive than normal are having a party on top of the roof top from the nintendo switch preview. They're smiling and laughing and talking to each other without checking their phones and they're drinking wine. Suddenly i bumble through the door like a gigantic clumsy oaf and knock over a plate of food onto the floor and it breaks. I'm holding a nintendo switch playing skyrim remastered and i'm wearing a white t shirt with black text reading "VG CATS". the entire party trys really hard to ignore me and not look in my direction]
me: Hail and well met travellers. fus rohdah

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