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I was walking around the corner of my patio and I almost stepped on the drat thing. Fortunately he wasn't aggressive as cottonmouth snakes are said to be. He just slithered off into my jasmine bush. Poor thing was probably displaced by hurricane Matthew. Problem is, I still have debris that I need to clean and there's a lot of branches in that jasmine and spanish moss too. So, here's the gamble: do you think that snake will move on by tomorrow so I can finish debris removal?
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To be on the safe side, KoB, I think you need to burn it all down. Sorry.
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Oct 28, 2016 09:29
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SOMEBODAYS POOOOIIIIIISONED THE WATER HOLE!
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Oct 28, 2016 09:30
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cnut posted:To be on the safe side, KoB, I think you need to burn it all down. Sorry. my wheelhose and trying to jack of tried that already and failed somehow.
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Oct 28, 2016 09:30
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cnut posted:To be on the safe side, KoB, I think you need to burn it all down. Sorry. A fresh start would be nice. Hmm
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Oct 28, 2016 09:30
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This is literally what guns are for OP
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Oct 28, 2016 09:39
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King of Bees posted:I was walking around the corner of my patio and I almost stepped on the drat thing. Fortunately he wasn't aggressive as cottonmouth snakes are said to be. He just slithered off into my jasmine bush. Poor thing was probably displaced by hurricane Matthew. Problem is, I still have debris that I need to clean and there's a lot of branches in that jasmine and spanish moss too. So, here's the gamble: do you think that snake will move on by tomorrow so I can finish debris removal? Bust out the shovel and go to town on that tiny poison dude
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Oct 28, 2016 09:44
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penus penus penus posted:This is literally what guns are for OP I have lots of guns penus penus penus, but my stupid hoa won't allow me to shoot anything in the neighborhood. I am at the mercy of God for this thing.
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Oct 28, 2016 09:44
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Tardcore posted:Bust out the shovel and go to town on that tiny poison dude Well it's still dark, but I don't know if I could find it in the tangle of jasmine even in the day time.
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Oct 28, 2016 09:48
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King of Bees posted:I have lots of guns penus penus penus, but my stupid hoa won't allow me to shoot anything in the neighborhood. I am at the mercy of God for this thing. Oh hey I never pay attention to the OP name but I remember you had a lowered bike and have a jeep. Those are quite masculine things, as are guns for that matter. Therefore just shoot the snake. If someone complains or sees you just go "gently caress off". They will pick up on your confidence and leave Just use like birdshot its seriously mot even very loud or piercing and nobody is gonna know
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Oct 28, 2016 09:50
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penus penus penus posted:Oh hey I never pay attention to the OP name but I remember you had a lowered bike and have a jeep. Those are quite masculine things, as are guns for that matter. Therefore just shoot the snake. If someone complains or sees you just go "gently caress off". They will pick up on your confidence and leave I sold the bike a while ago because I'm old and it was death incarnate. Maybe for the snake I should probably just throw improvised explosives into the bush until it leaves.
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Oct 28, 2016 09:55
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Pics pls
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Oct 28, 2016 10:46
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That's a pretty esoteric way of describing how you got a ding dong in your hoo hah.
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Oct 28, 2016 11:32
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Better go fetch its natural predator, the mongoose so you can make them fight for the jasmine bush whilst you record it. Odds are pretty good the hurricane tossed one nearby so start looking.
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Oct 28, 2016 11:35
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Can't you just poke at it with a broom handle until it slithers away and becomes your neighbor's problem?
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Oct 28, 2016 11:49
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Times like this I ask myself "What would Steve Irwin do?"
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King of Bees posted:Times like this I ask myself "What would Steve Irwin do?" Be stabbed in the heart?
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King of Bees posted:Times like this I ask myself "What would Steve Irwin do?" A Manta Ray posted:Well do I have a stinger for you
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Oct 28, 2016 12:02
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Just dip your hand in pigs blood and shove it into the bush OP. The snake will latch onto it faster than you can say jiminy, then you can safely dispose of it and get on with your day.
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Oct 28, 2016 12:41
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Do you have any common gardening implements like a shovel or a mattock? Use them on your HOA and then shoot the snake like god and mother nature intended
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Oct 28, 2016 12:47
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Time to send the youngster into the squirrel blind
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Oct 28, 2016 12:47
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Gerblyn posted:Just dip your hand in pigs blood and shove it into the bush OP. The snake will latch onto it faster than you can say jiminy, then you can safely dispose of it and get on with your day. I think this is exactly what Steve Irwin would do, except he'd to time to extol the virtues of the cottonmouth while his hand swelled to football size. "Crikey, what a gorgeous bite she has!"
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Oct 28, 2016 12:57
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ChrisHansen posted:Time to send the youngster into the squirrel blind 
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Oct 28, 2016 12:58
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Here is said jasmine bush and storm debris where the snake went.  I need to clean this and a few more gutters this weekend.
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Oct 28, 2016 13:05
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you should get all Gravity's Rainbow and solicit oral sex from the snake, OP
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Oct 28, 2016 13:07
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:you should get all Gravity's Rainbow and solicit oral sex from the snake, OP A screaming comes across my backyard...
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Oct 28, 2016 13:10
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see if its mouth really is cottony
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Oct 28, 2016 13:14
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If it gets sunny where you are he's going to be off to find an open patch to catch some rays once it starts to warm up in the morning, rather than hide in the shade. Wear some gloves and toss a fist full of hamsters in there first, just to be safe.
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Oct 28, 2016 13:14
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I don't think that's what Aladdin calls his penis.
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Oct 28, 2016 13:23
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put him in ur boot liketoy story
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Oct 28, 2016 13:28
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I'm gonna put a rope around me like true grit.
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Oct 28, 2016 13:37
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King of Bees posted:I'm gonna put a rope around me like true grit. use the snake instead of rope like a visual pun a fun scene for the cops to stumble in on
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Oct 28, 2016 13:39
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Remember that time forums poster King of Bees died from a snakebite?
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Demonachizer posted:Remember that time forums poster King of Bees died from a snakebite? Just putting that there so I look like nostradamus later.
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Oct 28, 2016 13:52
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Demonachizer posted:Remember that time forums poster King of Bees died from a snakebite?  
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I've been bitten by a cottonmouth, I stepped on one as a youngster. Still have a decent sized scar from the tissue damage. Afterwards my grandpa hunted it down and crushed it with a sledgehammer. That's my advice, except use a shotgun if you have it.
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cottonmouth males are aggressive in the spring, and I've been chased around by one before. I knew the area really well and when I saw the slithering beelining at me I just bolted through the woods. Generally though a snake wants nothing to do with a human.
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Oct 28, 2016 14:47
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Rice doesn't grow on bushes, I call bullshit.
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seconding the birdshot. worst that happens is you feign ignorance and pay a fee. or if you wanna be a girl about it, pay a pest control service 
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