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Tom Gorman posted:I've been bitten by a cottonmouth, I stepped on one as a youngster. Still have a decent sized scar from the tissue damage. Afterwards my grandpa hunted it down and crushed it with a sledgehammer. I actually like your grandpa more for using a weird slow tool than a tool that would make more sense A buddy of mine when we were kids would catch snakes around the neighborhood then blow them up with firecrackers and m80s and poo poo, in hindsight he probably should have been able to identify the species first but back then it felt like he was making the whole neighborhood more safe
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They don't like being cornered so the best thing is to make peace with it in a round area.
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Oct 28, 2016 17:21
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Enfield posted:chop it in half with a long sword imo Then he'll have 2 snakes to worry about !! !
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Oct 28, 2016 17:30
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Decebal posted:Then he'll have 2 snakes to worry about !! ! yes but only one will havea mouth, which is the poisoness part. the other one will only have a butt hole which is gross but not deadly
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Oct 28, 2016 17:33
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Captain Yossarian posted:Why you just hit it with a shovel OP? Seems like a good w98 style shovel attack would take care of that gauche bush and also the snake lol
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Oct 28, 2016 17:36
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I think you should solicit the aid of the cottonmouth's sworn enemy, the alligator, OP. Get a few gators in there and your snake problem will take care of itself.
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Oct 28, 2016 18:19
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I'm home now but I think I'm going to take a nap instead of cleaning up yard crap. I didn't sleep well last night.
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Oct 28, 2016 19:00
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wh yare you home at 2 i nthe afternoon are you skipping out of work??
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Oct 28, 2016 19:03
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King of Bees posted:I'm home now but I think I'm going to take a nap instead of cleaning up yard crap. I didn't sleep well last night. That snake is in bed with your wife now chump you got owned
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Oct 28, 2016 19:04
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Nooner posted:wh yare you home at 2 i nthe afternoon are you skipping out of work?? Hahahahah. I'm GiP! Half day Fridays as long as nothing's going on (there's usually something going on  )
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Oct 28, 2016 19:07
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Captain Yossarian posted:That snake is in bed with your wife now chump you got owned cuckonmouth? idk it doesnt really work I guess 
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Oct 28, 2016 19:10
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Captain Yossarian posted:That snake is in bed with your wife now chump you got owned Fuckin Mondays.
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Oct 28, 2016 19:10
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FedEx Mercury posted:Most cities have laws against discharging a firearm, don't know where you live but that birdshot is probably off the table. As someone that has broken these laws before, they cant charge you unless they know you did it. Work quickly in the early hours of the morning, put your gun away, and go to bed.
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Oct 28, 2016 19:47
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MFW a gatdang cottonmouth slithers into my jasmine and impedes me from finishing cleaning up after a hurricane:
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Oct 28, 2016 19:47
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goddammit OP get out there and sexually interfere with that snake
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Oct 28, 2016 19:52
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http://www.cabelas.com/product/CCI-Pistol-Shotshell-Ammunition/741172.uts you can make a snake's head plum disappear
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Oct 28, 2016 19:59
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:goddammit OP get out there and sexually interfere with that snake Starting cleanup. I'm wearing flip flops which I think is a brilliant idea. Since it shows snake I have no fear. No sign of snake so I think it's working. 
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Oct 28, 2016 20:12
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Turn off your monitor, King of Bee
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Oct 28, 2016 20:12
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Pictured: shovel and four prong cultivator, debris, tractor and trailer.
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Oct 28, 2016 20:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne0TksRJiGM
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Oct 28, 2016 20:17
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I see a round head shovel in that picture. That round head shovel is loving Hanzo steel, Excalibur on stilts in the reptile kingdom. This disgusting fat slovenly goon managed to kill a rattlesnake drat near as long as him with a round head shovel. You can kill a tiny little cottonmouth with one.
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Oct 28, 2016 20:29
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No sign of snek yet
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Oct 28, 2016 20:32
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Nooner stop being an irritating rear end in a top hat, nobody wants to see that pic in every thread.
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Oct 28, 2016 20:44
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presumably it's some avant garde metaposting thing
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Oct 28, 2016 20:46
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FedEx Mercury posted:Nooner stop being an irritating rear end in a top hat, nobody wants to see that pic in every thread. okay
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Oct 28, 2016 20:50
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Get a kitchen knife and just dive into the bush screaming and stabbing in every direction.
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Oct 28, 2016 20:52
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King of Bees posted:Starting cleanup. I'm wearing flip flops which I think is a brilliant idea. Since it shows snake I have no fear. No sign of snake so I think it's working. Please keep that dog safe!!!!!!!
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Oct 28, 2016 21:01
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Did you try just asking the snake to leave? the snake might just leave if you were polite enough. maybe offer it coffee or something, I dunno.
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Oct 28, 2016 21:05
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Captain Yossarian posted:Please keep that dog safe!!!!!!! I forgot you're a dog. She was being a sneaky sneak and went outside to grab her tennis ball and photo bomb. I put her back in . Zero snake sightings so far. But i didn't get balls deep in the jasmine. just cleared it and mowed the front yard. I'll be cleaning gutters and traipsing through the brush tomorrow. We may see some sport!
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Oct 28, 2016 21:13
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get balls deep in that jasmine. rub your ball sweat all over those bushes. only do this for your front yard bushes so your hoa neighbors can watch.
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Oct 28, 2016 21:42
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What you want to do is swing by a pet store and get one of those little mice you'd feed to a pet snake, get your rod and reel and bait it with the mouse. Grab a lawn chair and some beer, set up about 20ft away from your bush and cast that little fucker over there. Should make for a relaxing afternoon at least.
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Oct 28, 2016 21:51
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Believe In Yrself Betty posted:get balls deep in that jasmine. rub your ball sweat all over those bushes. Like I don't piss and curse the world off my front porch already!
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Oct 28, 2016 22:28
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The lord put that snake there to punish you for your homosexual lifestyle OP.
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Oct 29, 2016 13:18
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King of Bees posted:Starting cleanup. I'm wearing flip flops which I think is a brilliant idea. Since it shows snake I have no fear. No sign of snake so I think it's working. Say goodbye to your dog.
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Oct 29, 2016 16:25
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Welp, here I am in the ER. Just kidding, did the gutters today and no sign of snake. Had a nearby shovel just in case. I've also armed my dog with a shovel, but frankly she needs some practice. What I'm really hoping is one of the huge barred owls that live around here just ate the snake.
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Oct 29, 2016 18:37
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what kind of jasmine is it
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Oct 29, 2016 18:43
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King of Bees posted:Hahahahah. I'm GiP! Half day Fridays as long as nothing's going on (there's usually something going on call in an air strike
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Oct 29, 2016 18:45
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Tuxedo Gin posted:what kind of jasmine is it Not sure. It came with the house. It viney and shrubby and makes tiny white flowers that smell good.
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Oct 29, 2016 19:03
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luv 2 date boys posted:SOMEBODAYS POOOOIIIIIISONED THE WATER HOLE!
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Wear oven mitts on your hands and just get in there and hog grab it
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