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The Puppet Master posted:yeah i hope they collapse otherwise ill feel like a real dumbass for moving to NL they'll drive you into the sea
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Fallen Hamprince posted:they shot down a plane full of these cowardly wooden-shoe fucks and all they do is complain about how the EU won't let them suck Putin's dick hard enough theyre all high as gently caress on shrooms and poo poo, man
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Asehujiko posted:I've been meaning to go with SP but then I read their website and their news ticker is talking about leaving the loving union and whining about Rutte doing one good thing in his life and overturning Putin/Wilder's Ukraine referendum. gently caress this poo poo, I'm voting for the lizard people at D66. the commies are pro-russia, who woulda thunk
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That's the first round, we already know she's going to win it (with about 25% of the vote I believe, Macron is like 23%). The second round is what matters, whoever against her is going to get the votes from the left, center and right handily. I guess this would be bad if we had a retarded electoral system lol also more proof france outside of paris and brittany is poo poo (and pays de la loire i guess??) extremely triggered/pleased that they forgot Corsica, CORSICA NAZIONE Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 23:20 on Feb 16, 2017 |
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YF-23 posted:I feel Le Pen would have an easier time against Fillon given the scandals that have been popping up with him. nah, the left electorate is way more likely to vote for the corrupt right ("vote for the crook" back in 2002). the right is less likely to vote for a left wing candidate Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 14:44 on Feb 19, 2017 |
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here's a cool poll  it's a poll that shows how people who voted in 2012 are voting this year on the left are the 2012 candidates, on the right are the 2017 candidates (ignore Joly/Jadot and Dupont Aignan they're the useless candidates for the greens and a minor right wing party, they do like 2 percent each) just a reminder Mélenchon far left Hollande president "Socialist" (centrist Hamon socialist (left) candidate Bayrou centre right Macron centrist Sarkozy right wing Fillon rightwing Le Pen TRUMP Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 14:57 on Feb 19, 2017 |
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That Algeria war comment probably hasnt helped (he called it a crime against humanity, not exactly the kind of thing that gets votes on the right, or the left for that matter)
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i can't wait to be as secure as the united states
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The Brown Menace posted:What is Michel houelembecxq's take on the situation isalm bad
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i know a lepen voter who converted to islam after his wife left him
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Fallen Hamprince posted:https://twitter.com/ryxnf/status/837711835918893057 what's the context here
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confirmed: here are the 11 candidates for this year's presidential election (they had to get at least 500 signatures from elected officials each) im not doing a big write up because theyre all loving bad from left to right, top to bottom -natalie arthaud, workers' struggle, far left workers struggle is one of those revolutionary trotskyist party nobody vote for -françois asselineau, popular republican union, cooky really popular with conspiracy types, thinks the media are against him, when in fact they just dont give a gently caress, claims to be the most popular party in france because his website got 2 million views or somescuh, wants "frexit "(his words) from eu, nato etc -jacques cheminade, solidariy and progress, cooky AGAIN this guy, third time he's candidate, more than any other candidates this year, his party is tied to the American LaRouche movement (conspiracy theory guys about the Queen, i dunno), famously wants to colonize the moon haha democracy is a joke. -nicolas dupont aignan, rise up france!, right wing small town mayor with a big eurosceptic streak, was allied with farage in the european parliament at one point, pretty much lepen light. -Crooked François Fillon, the republicans, right wing the future ex-president de la république won big at the right wing primaries but the FAKE NEWS media and the COMMUNIST judges can't accept that and invented this whole story about him giving a lot of public money to his wife for a fake job. instead of resigning like he probably should have he doubled down because his base is crazy. Big time lover of traditional marriage, slashing public spending (lol) and russia -Benoit Hamont, socialist party, center-left won the left wing primaries in a bit of an upset to the "socialist" establishement, benoit is a bit in a bind because his socialist buddies prefer the centrist macron while melenchon didnt want to drop down everything to help unify the left (such as it is). the left is hosed hosed hosed. at least benoit is kind of cool guy? big love of universal income and taxing the robots. -Jean lassale, independent, centre right originally a member of parliament for the democratic movement (which supports macron this year), lassalle decided to run because why not?? I think he's basque or something. seems to be running on a platform of traditional rural centrist but nobody cares -Marine le pen, national front, far right LE PEN *click* wants to save western civilization from the eu, islam, loves putin, trump etc.. etc... pretty much certain to finish first of the first round, she's probably going to lose in the second because still seen as too fascist (for now?). -Emmanuel Macron, on the move!, center the luckiest son of a bitch in france imo, this beautiful banker is bag full of hot air responsible for some of the most disliked policies of the hollande goverment yet is leading the polls?? i guess he's got a modicum of charisma, his only saving graces and also the fact that his only real adversaries are a fascist and a deluded crooked politician. neoliberalism last hope -Jean-Luc Mélenchon, Unsubdued France, left wing Mélenchon is back with a vengeance and a newly named coalition of small left wing parties and the communist party. does a lot of weird poo poo like holograms at rallies and he has quite the following, he doesn't like the us very much but loves russia so the current situation must be weird rn for him. the french chavez (lol), he wants to usher in the sixth republic. the left is doomed because he and hamon weren't able to come to an agreement -philippe poutou, New anticapitalist party, far left perfect way to book-end this list is another revolutionary troskyist candidate because two is better than one, no? this guys is an actual factory worker, that's all i know. i think he's popular at my uni, so thats something but he's probably going to do one percent, so yeah
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Fallen Hamprince posted:so apparently the guy who attacked the cop at d'Orly was was high as balls on alcohol, weed and cocaine which is one way to get to paradise i guess radical
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funfact : The eu has a land border with brazil
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Plutonis posted:It'd be cool if the union dude who trolled all the other candidates un the debate won the race in France smashing the state has never felt so good
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Fallen Hamprince posted:black men are the only people still able to pull off the hitlerstache, and even then only if they are very cautious. michael jordan tried and failed japanese comedians as well
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Mélenchonmentum is real
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Corek posted:imagine how insufferable the french version of cuban exiles would be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_emigration_(1789-1815)
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Fallen Hamprince posted:BREAKGING ~BREAKING~ BREAKING CSPAM NEWS ALERT: the UK PM's office has indicated it will make a major announcement this morning (11:15 GMT), almost certainly a snap election snap indeed
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Fallen Hamprince posted:https://twitter.com/politico_daily/status/854310181634805760 nice
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Plutonis posted:https://twitter.com/JLMelenchon/status/854387339153604613 i will fight against all my deepest held prejudices and vote for a narutard
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if my college is any indication, philippe poutou will win the presidency with 100% of the votes
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Fallen Hamprince posted:Qu'est-il arrivé à la gauche tolérante? lol if you think there are any leftists at the Agriculture Convention.
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Fallen Hamprince posted:Mélanchon came in loving fourth lmao third tied
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whomupclicklike posted:Here's how Mélenchon can still win
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