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I was trying to figure out some torturous joke with the “When did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness” bit about how immersion in mods almost always means some awful bullshit but I’m tired and feel terrible, so I leave that to you all as a fun exercise to do at home.
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# ¿ May 30, 2023 15:10 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:55 |
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Relyssa posted:"White Bellied Argonians" These are never surprising anymore but they are always supremely confusing.
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# ¿ May 31, 2023 21:50 |
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Pretty much. I get that everyone has different things and that’s cool but at some point I lose the plot of how a lot of these are sexy at all.
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# ¿ May 31, 2023 23:00 |
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If you boob it, they will cum.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 17:08 |
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Sorry I have to revel in my very occasional cleverness.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 18:18 |
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Mega64 posted:Then what the gently caress did I build a top-of-the-line gaming PC for Gotta render those 4K dick veins
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 00:51 |
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This is Extremely Nerd Brain but the moment they said “We’re going to reimagine Morrowind instead of accurately recreate it” Skywind stopped having a chance to be good. Volunteer mod voice acting alone, never mind the rest.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 01:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64DdkXNB1C4 Everything in this video is just, slightly off? Changed for the sake of it in a lot of places it feels like. The classic kinda off-yellow buildings are kinda off-white, the little privacy screens with the for-the-time really comfy and intricate mahogany bottom half are now a lifeless looking ivory or birch. It just feels like classic “I/we can do it better” modder brain. And it’s absolutely, unquestionably some level of crotchetiness on my part for them to not change the game I adore but everything in that video just feels perfectly wrong.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 01:53 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:To be fair about the voice acting: that one's a legal quandary. There's some ways to try to tech your way around it by requiring people own the game and use a tool to extract the sound and put it into the mod, but that's not a new speedbump for TC mods like this. Oh it’s not anything about the legality or anything like that. It’s that Skywind would be the first TC mod ever to crowdsource voice acting and not have the vast majority be absolute garbage. (Maybe slight hyperbole someone might have managed it.)
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 22:06 |
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TES Online has a couple of the more common Khajit types; basically sentient house cats and big Hulkbear cats, also sentient. They’re handled pretty well in it and some of the characters of each type are pretty fun, if a tiny bit vaguely racist.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2023 04:40 |
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Tankbuster posted:how is a cat speaking in a goofy accent racist? They even wear cute hats and occasionally say that other races sometimes try and pet them. It’s very arguable but I occasionally got kind of a Romani stereotypes vibe from the ESO Elsewyr stuff. I’m probably being oversensitive.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2023 05:09 |
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Boris has always been a bit psycho but that’s certainly a series of posts
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 03:32 |
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Most ENB presets make me question if the people making them have eyes and tweaking it manually makes my Bethesda modding ennui be a thousand times heavier so not a big loss
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 17:30 |
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DaysBefore posted:Lol I love whenever one of these psychopaths that have the secret arcane knowledge of how to do whatever gets unseated by someone who isn't insane. With the ENB guy and the Open Cities person both taken down not sure who's left to compete for the cracy crown at least among the ranks of people who make very popular mods. Maybe the Sim Settlements team will turn out to be some kind of Jonestown situation or something Whatever happened to that one modder who went mad about Minecraft stuff, got chased off to KSP and then also got chased off there for being bananas? I think that’s the same person it’s so hard to keep track of some of these antics. Was that the wolf meat guy? Or the one that did the stuff that made your game crash if you had certain mods? Oh god help Orv fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Jul 9, 2023 |
# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 20:38 |
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Eugh
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 20:55 |
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The Feet War
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 03:21 |
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Skippy McPants posted:Wait, creasing? Are shoe wrinkles something people care about? Ah poo poo clear out here come the sneakerheads
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 06:23 |
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People are just weird about feet
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 07:23 |
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God I hate gamers
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 18:39 |
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Fallout verisimilitude discourse is second only to RTWP discourse for things we need to just start taking away people’s keyboards for
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 13:46 |
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Tungsten posted:bethesda just has really stupid writers No argument but that was litigated seventeen years ago and people still won’t shut up
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2023 13:50 |
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It's August!
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 00:30 |
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Dust ups to dog whistles is I guess progress?
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 03:37 |
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Zesty posted:These games from 12 and 15 years ago that I've played ad infinitum really need mods to work for me today. Curse Bethesda for experimenting with new things in later games, or not, both of which I'll criticize. It’s possible for Skyrim to be both great at the time and fun in the moment and extremely shallow with many problems in hindsight. I slapped I wanna say around 120 hours into my first save right when it came out? Had a blast, wandered around as a catman suplexing everyone I could into oblivion. And then every time I try to play it again I get about twenty minutes in and realize that what I enjoyed then was fundamentally not the game as I perceive it now. We’ve had really, really good melee combat in video games since 2012. Arguably before but certainly after. Skyrim’s sword swinging is actively terrible in the face of that. Its spells are anemic. The writing is, wall to wall, extremely stupid. Not even necessarily bad, just incredibly dumb and so full of both narrative and logical holes that it’s kind of infuriating. 90% of the locations in the game are five skeletons and a draugr and fifteen gold and a sword. The problem is that while it’s not entirely fair to hold Skyrim to account for games that have come often far after it, Bethesda hasn’t markedly improved on these problems in any of their following works. I haven’t even touched on their constant technical problems, which are a large part of why I am wildly skeptical about Starfield. Ultimately Bethesda coasts and rereleases Skyrim fifteen times because they’re the only ones in the game. Nobody else makes RPGs like Bethesda and I’m not going to call the devs lazy because the amount of effort and time they put in clearly invalidates that. But I don’t think they’ve sought to improve on anything since Oblivion, not in ways that show anyway. E: Also the fact that Bethesda straight up said “We have a 1,000 visitable planets in Starfield! Oh but 80% of them will be lifeless, content-less balls of rock” and people are hyped for that number is beyond wild to me. Orv fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Aug 17, 2023 |
# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 10:09 |
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Come to think of it I think that, perceptually anyway, ‘modern’ Bethesda loves creating worlds and then putting a Fine game over the top of them. That seems to be where they run into trouble. They don’t seem to give as much care to how you interact with the environmental story of the skeleton in a chair with a dagger between his ribs and a book in his lap called “Oh poo poo It’s the Dark Brotherhood.” Orv fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Aug 17, 2023 |
# ¿ Aug 17, 2023 10:21 |
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RBA Starblade posted:Yeah, chosen to be Sean Bean's number two Look not everybody can die with such grace, sometimes you just gotta let the man work
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 20:39 |
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 20:52 |
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Power Word: Show Feet
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 02:36 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:
No I'm sorry, "Self-Reliant Oral Shout" is in fact, a good mod.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 06:19 |
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Quit putting things in my mouth.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 04:26 |
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HenryEx posted:I don't know why this exists but i'm all for it It’s because rats are great Also probably this if I had to guess.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 06:17 |
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Wolf Fuckers of London
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 23:58 |
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Not nearly enough finger breaking keybinds, a weak sex mod
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 07:13 |
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Vancian sex prep
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 03:42 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:55 |
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The idea is nice but it kind of falls apart the moment something from Cyberpunk world comes on screen.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2024 10:42 |