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as we all know, voter fraud is everywhere and this election is rigged. this is a thread to discuss voter rigging/election fraud facts: -1/4 of all votes in any election have been affected by voter fraud/election rigging (source) -voter fraud was invented in 1908 by a man named elmo gabe mercer who wanted a way to be able to vote and commit fraud at the same time (source) -experts agree that the 2006 u.s. presidential election was the most corrupt election in history (source) -17 out of the last 18 elections have been rigged. the exception is the 1972 election, which was not rigged because they were too busy faking the moon landings (source) -voter machines are easily hacked and flooded with ads for porn (source) -there is an almost perfect overlap between the population that commits voter fraud and the lizard people population (source) -one of the most blatant cases of voter fraud was in 1996, where long-deceased people from all over the country rose from the grave, cast ballots at election stations, and went back to the grave. many of these dead people were not u.s. citizens (source) -the percentage of people accused of voter fraud in 2012 (roughly 33%) is the same as the percentage of people struck by lightning each year. this is because getting struck by lightning energizes people and makes them so excited to vote that they forget they already voted (source) -republicans commit the smallest amount of voter fraud. democrats commit more, but the biggest perpetrator is the pirate party (source) tips and tricks: -tear up your ballot before you turn it in. if everyone does this they wont be able to tell what pieces were from which ballot so they'll have to count each piece as 1 vote -go trick or treating this halloween and instead of asking for candy, ask for their ballots -when you go to vote, hold a seance at the voting station. people complain about dead people voting but its okay if they cast the ballot themselves -on election day, write over the result on your tv with the result you want. if you write it in permanent marker the result will last longer -if a poll watcher asks you if youre committing voter fraud, say no. if theyre dumb enough to be a poll watcher in the first place theyll probably believe you
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how many times did everyone vote this year I was torn between voting 69 times and 420 times but then I saw a trump supporter vote 1488 times so I think he beat me 
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Oct 30, 2016 22:44
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...etary-of-state/ https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/787747220267278336
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Oct 30, 2016 22:50
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sign up here to help rig the election
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Oct 30, 2016 22:51
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i went ahead and invented time travel so i could cast every vote in every election ever
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Oct 30, 2016 22:52
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i killed myself so the democrats would count my vote 10,000 times, as per the instructions in anthony weiner's secret emails to hillary clinton
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Oct 30, 2016 22:57
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i can only do a square knot
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Oct 30, 2016 22:58
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committing voter fraud is extremely alpha
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Oct 30, 2016 23:09
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Its not fraud if I earned the extra votes by being a white male.
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Oct 31, 2016 02:43
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I'm on strike until Soros pays more for each hacked vote Those forged ballots don't grow on trees you know!!!!
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Oct 31, 2016 14:02
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You know how you prevent rigged elections? http://iowapublicradio.org/post/des-moines-woman-says-she-voted-twice-trump-because-polls-are-rigged Vote twice!
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Oct 31, 2016 18:44
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i voted today 
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Nov 1, 2016 01:24
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TWIST FIST posted:i voted today Only once? Shame!
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Nov 1, 2016 01:53
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i voted today
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Nov 1, 2016 23:34
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i voted today
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Nov 3, 2016 00:22
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thats fantastic, its always good to see a young person involved in politics!!! This was so nice, lets do it tomorrow
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Nov 3, 2016 00:24
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So if you know your vote for trump is going to be converted to a vote for Clinton by a shady election official why would you then vote twice?
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Nov 3, 2016 00:26
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Bip Roberts posted:So if you know your vote for trump is going to be converted to a vote for Clinton by a shady election official why would you then vote twice?  Nobody answer this question!Signed your attorney
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Nov 3, 2016 00:31
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no vote, no mandate!!!!!!!!
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Nov 3, 2016 00:34
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TWIST FIST posted:sign up here to help rig the election we need to stop those drat dirty riggers
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Nov 3, 2016 01:23
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i voted today
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Nov 4, 2016 03:04
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On November 28th make sure that you write your full name in block letters on your ballot for verification.
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Nov 4, 2016 03:11
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have you done your part to help steal the election?
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Nov 4, 2016 04:10
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i slipped a 5er to the guy at the booth taking my scantron so that my vote would count 2 more times when i submitted my ballot in the scanner
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Nov 4, 2016 08:16
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TWIST FIST posted:have you done your part to help steal the election? now i want to walk into my polling place wearing like five of those stickers
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Nov 4, 2016 08:19
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:now i want to walk into my polling place wearing like five of those stickers just five? 
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Nov 4, 2016 08:22
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im gonna fill in my scantron but twice in a row on the same paper so it counts as 2 votes i.e. i circle in hillary or w/e but... i also circle it again after going through the whole ballot so if i run through it twice, circling everything as i go back to back its like i did it twice
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Nov 4, 2016 08:25
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we have those electronic voting machines with the dials but if you listen carefully for the clicks when you turn it you can open the machine and take all the votes you want
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Nov 4, 2016 08:29
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Has anyone else not relieved their CTR instructions yet? I'm starting to get worried. I've got my orders from Soros, ACORN, and the lizards but nothing from CTR.
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Nov 4, 2016 08:29
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My polling place is ran by little old ladies who can't figure out how to work their jitterbug phones, so I just know my vote is being cast for mailer daemon or some medicare scam.
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Nov 4, 2016 08:34
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Jeb Bush 2012 posted:we have those electronic voting machines with the dials but if you listen carefully for the clicks when you turn it you can open the machine and take all the votes you want lol
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Nov 4, 2016 09:41
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Jeb Bush 2012 posted:we have those electronic voting machines with the dials but if you listen carefully for the clicks when you turn it you can open the machine and take all the votes you want i cant believe someone would steal the precious vote crystal contained within each machine
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Nov 4, 2016 09:48
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i find the quivering usb port and insert my rootkit in the defenseless machine it spurts out... uncontrollably... ballots for  my mission complete
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Nov 4, 2016 16:59
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I will be assisting HRC in rigging the polls in Ohio by as many as 60 votes. If canvassing is considered rigging, which by Trump it probably is.
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Nov 4, 2016 17:08
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"voter fraud" is hilarious OH NO MINORITIES WILL TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT TO VOTE *ignores discriminatory voter restrictions and gerrymandering*
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Nov 4, 2016 18:15
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we must protect the polls with id laws to make sure results are accurate *moves voting center 50 miles away from black neighborhood it was located in*
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Nov 4, 2016 18:18
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Zas posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...etary-of-state/ lmfao how could these people be so easily trolled?
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Nov 4, 2016 18:23
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Heaven Spacey posted:lmfao how could these people be so easily trolled? Lol Rush Limbaugh
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Nov 4, 2016 18:46
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Colosmicon has issued a correction as of 19:54 on Nov 9, 2016 |
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Nov 5, 2016 09:01
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already looking forward to voting next year
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