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Jul 1, 2006

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Oh, that's it! Good call, thanks.

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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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Buncha ta'uhl tales! :arghfist:

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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Lmao. I'd love more context on that

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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fake fake totally fake

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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That's awesome. I can't understand what she's asking at the beginning, though

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Jul 1, 2006

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Oh man, the comments on every O&A, or rather, J&S video, are so deliciously sad sometimes. I wonder if all pests were like this or if this is just the worst of them.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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Yeah but that doesn't exclude Anthony from being an idiot.

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Jul 1, 2006

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ozza posted:

I never understand what people who call for 'decisive action' are imagining. Probably concentration camps, who am I kidding

When it's lefties saying it, it's usually "Lets work on [gun laws/social programs/education/etc] to help people be less stupid about this!"

I don't think right-wingers ever call for decisive action in response to 'thoughts and prayers' (Because I don't think (m)any lefties say T&P) but they're usually calling for some sort of race-based punishment on the masses of the minority in question....so yeah, concentration camps.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Nuke 'em, and turn it to glass.

TURN IT, TO GLASS!!

:rock:[Shock-n-Jock! You can't get laid!! Shock-n-Jock!!]:rock:

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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G'WON NAH!

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Jul 1, 2006

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It's The Reading Rainbow bumper

Here's all 3 that I have

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S9zUlZtSoL

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JbBcEBtdW1

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SIRghtF2d7

You're welcome

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Could this happen to your mother?

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Jul 1, 2006

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In celebration, please enjoy 7 hours of Opie whinging https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0Vy-PUvhM&t=3008s

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Jul 1, 2006

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spudsbuckley posted:

And they both got fired as a result of taking unsolicited pictures of people.

Well, only one of them took a picture of :airquote: people.

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Jul 1, 2006

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I hope he becomes Chunky's intern

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Jul 1, 2006

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When I first got into the show, I never really paid attention to Opie save for when he was directing: Moving onto other bits or stories and stuff. He never really bothered me until he started getting obsessed with "VIRAL VIDEOS" and trying to generate hype. Interrupt people, pull the brakes on the show's flow, fight back against the "haters". Soon his annoying nature became retroactively annoying, and I'd notice his HOLDONHOLDONs and his uncomfortable bombs from earlier shows, and I realized that he was always this much of a shitheel, I just didn't notice it while Norton & Friends were making me giggle. Opie has had the occasional one liner, and I think earlier on there was an energy when he cared more about making a good show for the day rather than try to build up to The Next Big Thing (Baby Bird, Mustard, We Are The World, etc).

:

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Jul 1, 2006

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I hate to state the obvious just because you don't like Norton's show, doesn't make Opie's show good

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Jul 1, 2006

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CrashCat posted:

i'm dying



grats opie you finally made me laugh



now that's irony

That's the BEAUTY of him!

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Jul 1, 2006

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Opie, before you did this, you should've asked yourself:

WHAT WOULD MANAGEMENT SAY?!

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Jul 1, 2006

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I asked for this before, I'll try again: I remember a clip of an Opie-heavy segment--might have been one of his fights or greggshell moments--that had edited his voice's pitch to sound extra whiny. It cracked me the gently caress up.

I think I found the source (of some of them?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkZBIbTDsmA Under the names "High pitch tits" and "HPT"

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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i blame libtards

I'll ask here and also research on the reddit: What'd he do to get his rear end banhammered



Yeah that's about what i expected

Morter fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Jul 12, 2017

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Jul 1, 2006

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CrashCat posted:

https://twitter.com/EllisMate/status/885544364100931584

I'm gonna have to dig through this whole drat replay to find it arent i bah

TEFFT PATTERN where are you when I need it

Doing the lard's work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXdZKQ7Siw0 :allears:

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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Lovechop posted:

hey, i've been on your show lots of times

here's a video of someone laughing at my weird dick to prove it

Let's just skip ahead to the logical conclusion of this conversation...

"A schnyuu-dle..."

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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I've shown this before but it bares re-listening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siUIdzLIDEI

-Frustrated Jimmy
-Nopie
-"You're a wihdderrr!"

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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If that's true, then that's amazing new lore

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Jul 1, 2006

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Stefan Prodan posted:

For what, his mom?

NO, SHE'S DEAD!!

(yeah prolly)

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Jul 1, 2006

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TL posted:

And Opie and Anthony were shocked and couldn't understand why Troy calling Zito "a dick sucking human being who likes penises" was considered hateful by management.

The part that got me more was when he said he wanted to beat Zito up, or something to that effect, because he was a 'dick-sucking human being'. There was definitely an air of a physical threat throughout the whole thing, so I never really bought it when they said it was just a bit or that it was just "words".

That said, the picture that brought this up seems recent, and I'm pretty sure that fight happened a while ago, so what gives?

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Jul 1, 2006

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Real talk: why would anyone want anything to do with Opie (in terms of fans who want the boys to be together again)? I'm not trying to stir a flame war (though I openly don't like him) but I don't know what exactly is marketable about him other than paying folks to be on his show.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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THEY WERE SNAZZY DRESSERS

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Jul 1, 2006

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:siren:BRUTAL :iceburn: :supaburn: :siren:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozdseHVOLWQ

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

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I'd take a hard drive of hits over making GBS threads on the beach any day

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Jul 1, 2006

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Buffalo squeeze posted:

When was this?Jim and Sam or Chip poddacast?

Give it a minute or two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-QOInqx3A&t=3755s

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Jul 1, 2006

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But guys, every commercial is making fun of the white dad!! :qq:

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Jul 1, 2006

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:airquote: Farting (Comments, and link within, reveals it's just a cup)

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Jul 1, 2006

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I'll never hate Bobo. He was the best thing to come upon the show since audio-riffing slowed down/stopped. Of course, there were highlights from others, like Lady Di's internship (and loving with her generally), but Bobo was the largest net positive by far.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Ron tried to make that goddamn cat talk.

Yeah Ron saying "cookie" for 2 hours was hilarious

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Jul 1, 2006

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My favorite moments are when they pick up on the little things Bobo does (rather than his over the top stunts), like his lengthy drawls in saying "Cow" and "bar", or in the last clip I posted, "Well hugh has them?"

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Jul 1, 2006

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I was going to make a sarcastic post about how hatable Jon Stewart is for being a libtard (who wants 9/11 workers to be compensated) but then the comments are literally steeped in that tone, so never mind :v:

Edit: While it wasn't the nicest thing in the world for Stewart to yell at Cumia, I do love how Ant went from "When Cumia, 56, went to shake the former talk show host’s hand" to "“I wouldn’t expect less from you, you phony, f***** Hollywood rear end****!”". Seems rather Norton-esque of him

Morter fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Aug 11, 2017

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Jul 1, 2006

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80s James Hetfield posted:

I mean, it's a stupid rear end tweet by a stupid near 60 year old radio host......but he's not wrong

Whataboutism is a weak deflection, not a substantive argument.

For as smart as people had said he was, that gun knife wielding Nazi apologist has some incredibly reductive thoughts blazing through his mind and on his Twitter.

I seriously think Obama bring elected traumatized him.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Lovechop posted:

i challenge all of you to try to listen to this vid for more than 10 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojItEQvrM9M

SO...

ISN'T THIS GREAT?!
:haw:

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