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can you make two giant logs smash together like in star wars
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or when dome kid rings your doorbell, a giant boulder busts through the door, like indiana jones then you can calmly walk out after the boulder, and say "ding dong ditch that"  You might accidentally take out some jehovah's witnesses or pizza dudes instead, but those are just bonuses, one of which leaves you with free pizza
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Nov 1, 2016 21:05
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paul_soccer10 posted:im reading this You should It's a good article that will become v useful v soon Edit: new strategies for a new page NLF_and_PAVN_battle_tactics quote:This capability to adapt was crucial when facing new technology, such as US helicopters. Several studies were conducted on how to combat the menace from above, and aiming and firing procedures were worked out for a variety of weapons, such as heavy machine guns. In one Viet Cong publication, shooting 1½ lengths ahead of the aircraft was deemed satisfactory for striking vital engine parts.[1] Firing tables were also constructed and disseminated for different types of US aircraft. Countermeasures, including use of trenches and mines were also published for such armored vehicles as the M-113 personnel carrier, which was often devastating to VC formations when first introduced.[1] Toadvine fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Nov 1, 2016 |
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Nov 1, 2016 21:21
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Enfield posted:can you make two giant logs smash together like in star wars My wife's cooking chili tonight so, yeah!
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Nov 1, 2016 22:38
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Smash it Smash hit posted:My wife's cooking chili tonight so, yeah! I thought you said you didn't want to kill children
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Nov 1, 2016 22:54
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I thought you said you didn't want to kill children Collateral damage 
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Nov 1, 2016 22:56
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use napalm, or as we called it back in nam, birth control
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Nov 2, 2016 07:39
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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replace every blade of grass in your yard with deadly snakes
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Nov 2, 2016 11:31
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i just put up a trespassers will be shot on site sign now i have a hobby and a security system
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Nov 2, 2016 11:51
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The Bananana posted:I'm playing battlefield 1 I want it but its expensive
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Nov 2, 2016 12:29
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Large one-way trap cages baited with things the local kids enjoy. When you get home, just take them down to the end of the street and set them free for a humane trapping experience. Also make sure that trail mix and water bottles are in the traps in case you don't plan on being home for a while!
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Nov 2, 2016 12:45
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paul_soccer10 posted:I want it but its expensive Caltrops and razorwire are dirt cheap. You can even make some yourself with empty beer bottles? Wheres your money going?
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Nov 2, 2016 13:29
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Probably drugs like those darn kids that try to smoke bones in my tool Shed smdh
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Nov 2, 2016 13:35
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Probably drugs like those darn kids that try to smoke bones in my tool By god at least them dang kids ain't whacking it in your tool shed
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Nov 2, 2016 21:37
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Probably drugs like those darn kids that try to smoke bones in my tool Smoking bones sound like a euphemism for sucking dick.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:46
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The Bananana posted:Smoking bones sound like a euphemism for sucking dick. what about roasting a bone
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Nov 2, 2016 22:59
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Just put up a sign that says "EXTRA HOMEWORK" and the kids will instinctively keep back.
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Nov 2, 2016 23:10
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Ork of Fiction posted:Just put up a sign that says "EXTRA HOMEWORK" and the kids will instinctively keep back. Um yeah, and instead attract NERDS!!!!
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Nov 3, 2016 00:02
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Free lunch money for life? Sounds like a good deal 2 me.
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Nov 3, 2016 01:07
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Sir, what I would do is go up into the mountains and get yourself a bobcat or a mountain lion. Make sure you get a big one! Now, stun it, don't kill it! Then strap it to your car and bring it home. Then what you do is get a truckload of sand, alright? Be careful with that sand. Then let the bobcat go. So when those little kids come up to ring your doorbell or trample across your property, the bobcat or mountain lion goes crack happy and eats them or buries them. You can possibly get yard of the month like that since little kids make for great fertilizer!
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Nov 3, 2016 02:51
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Anyone know where I can find some videos of chicks loving
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Nov 3, 2016 04:19
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subhuman filth posted:Anyone know where I can find some videos of chicks loving the internet, that's what it's there for 
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Nov 3, 2016 04:30
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Barb wire makes for a good bicep tattoo
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Nov 3, 2016 04:49
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Barb wire makes for a good bicep tattoo oh gently caress yeah thinking about getting it on my right arm and call that "BARBra" and get some razor wire on the other and call it "ClANcy"
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Nov 3, 2016 16:26
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Smash it Smash hit posted:oh gently caress yeah thinking about getting it on my right arm and call that "BARBra" and get some razor wire on the other and call it "ClANcy" No you are supposed to wrap barbed wire around your bicep and exercise for a few hours. the resulting scarring is your "barbed wire" tattoo.
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Nov 3, 2016 16:37
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TheLightPurges posted:No you are supposed to wrap barbed wire around your bicep and exercise for a few hours. the resulting scarring is your "barbed wire" tattoo. oh sorry im new here.
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