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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Q: How do you find Angry Birds Suicide?

A: With a GBS CPS GPS


EVIL NOONER posted:

*phone rings*

Caller: Hi is your refrigerator running?

Doobie: Actually no! Can you please send a repair man over!

Caller: No

Doobie: ok thank you


Das Boo posted:

What do you call a Nice Guy goon?
Over, to bring you a printer.

Das Boo posted:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Aatrek.

Aatrek who?

I'm required by law to inform you I've moved into the neighborhood.

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Nov 2, 2016

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
gas

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Knock knock

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
who are you calling a twat bag

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
thats actually p clever, im proud of you

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Isaac posted:

Knock knock
whos there?

Macasaurus fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Nov 2, 2016

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Drunk Nerds posted:

Q: How do you find Angry Birds Suicide?

A: With a GBS CPS GPS

theres no user by that name currently, voted 1, :gas: thread ban op

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Enfield posted:

who are you calling a twat bag

This guy:

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
What did Radium use to chop up the forums?

A lowt-ax

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
*phone rings*

Caller: Hi is your refrigerator running?

Doobie: Actually no! Can you please send a repair man over!

Caller: No

Doobie: ok thank you

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

EVIL NOONER posted:

*phone rings*

Caller: Hi is your refrigerator running?

Doobie: Actually no! Can you please send a repair man over!

Caller: No

Doobie: ok thank you

I laughed

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Q: What's bright red and emits a high-pitched wail?

A: Shmorky with diaper rash

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Forget it, JakeP, it's Chinatown.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Well I mean GBS was in with macros back in the day which became memes so...your move, twat.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Well I mean GBS was in with macros back in the day which became memes so...your move, twat.

Swagger. Hey everybody, look at the huge dick on forums poster REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Why don't you show us how to write something funny, and put your money (and your big ol' cock) where your mouth is?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Free Drad_Bert? Why, you couldn't even pay me to take one!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Knock knock

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ice to meet you

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006

i'm here for the circle jerk

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Isaac posted:

Knock knock

who's there?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

GBS: At least we're not D&D

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

knock knock

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Knock knock

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Wamdoodle posted:

Knock knock

who's dare?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

EVIL NOONER posted:

who's dare?

a rapist

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Nooner posted:

a rapist

wow this thread got dark real needlessly real quick. thanks.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Knock knock

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Buddy I don't care if your dad is gay all I want is to talk five guys and fax machines

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

EVIL NOONER posted:

who's dare?

*posts 200 oddly green tinted dick pics*

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Isaac posted:

Knock knock

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *whine* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *growl*

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
i wish someone would commit angry birds suicide not naming names here just makig conversation

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm not naming names but only because I don't know the op's name

soupbone sal
Oct 29, 2016

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i'm not naming names but only because I don't know the op's name

It's Jeffery

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i wish jeffrey would angry birds himself

soupbone sal
Oct 29, 2016
Hehe. It sucks that every time you post here you are MAKING A STATEMENT.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

soupbone sal posted:

Hehe. It sucks that every time you post here you are MAKING A STATEMENT.

does it?

soupbone sal
Oct 29, 2016

I don't know rereg.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Knock Knock

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Who's there?

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
What do you call a Nice Guy goon?
Over, to bring you a printer.

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