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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

FlamingLiberal posted:

The Dickster signed with the Braves for 1 year with an option

In keeping with Braves tradition, he will be assigned the last name Niekro for next season.

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Bartolo's gonna break 500 lbs by the time Atlanta soul food gets done with him.

(Matt Kemp will immediately look into a pitching career.)

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

ego symphonic posted:

Pepsi products are unwelcome in Atlanta.

In the burbs anything goes.

Edit: subscribed

elentar fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Nov 11, 2016

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

will_colorado posted:

should have been the New Orleans Étouffée


I would have gone for the New Orleans Bad Detectives but I guess a festive dessert beating the poo poo out of you works too.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
The Braves got their flag, at least. Honestly I'd take that and the years of continual success rather than, for instance, the Marlins' two titles and years of utter poo poo. But that's predicated on getting at least the one.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Braves get Alex Jackson and PTNBL from Mariners in exchange for Max Povse and Rob Whalen. Povse's been coming back from TJ but has good stuff if he makes it, Whalen has been tearing up the minors but might have an AAAA cap. Or not, who knows b

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
There's beat-writer speculation the Braves might try Jackson behind the plate, since catching is definitely the org' weakest point. I also just think Coppolella gets itchy if he goes too long without making some sort of trade.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Almost wonder if the Braves would take a swing at it, they could send Inciarte the other way plus Ozzie Albies and arms for days. They'd still have Mallex for center and Markakis around. Probably not though since that rotation just isn't winning anything for another year or so of development.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

tadashi posted:

I am going to guess Castillo will be a Brave next year assuming they don't pick up somebody via trade soon enough.

If they did pick him up that would be something like a lineup of

Inciarte
Swanson
Freeman
Kemp
Markakis
Castillo
Rodriguez
Garcia

Which is pretty serviceable, especially with a pitching staff designed to keep you in games without necessarily dominating many. Not a division competitor, especially with the Nats and Mets around, but maybe could make a run at .500.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Super happy with the Braves' decision to back way the hell out of this market. One more year of taking lumps and seeing who develops and then in 2018 it's young studs, trade bait, and money to burn.


(of course, having said that, watch Coppolella go and make some huge weird trade just because he's getting antsy)

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

ScottyJSno posted:

I need more Baseball. Book recommendations anyone?

I just finished "The Only Rule is it Has to Work".
I read "Money Ball" a few years ago.

It's a very different sort of baseball novel, but: The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop., which is in turns hilarious, heartbreaking, and a total mindfuck.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Jackson for Jenkins is giving two guys who projected well but got shelled their first time up in MLB each a change of scenery, I guess. This sounds like a "Coppy got bored" deal.

Yeah. Jenkins is probably gonna have a better career but Jackson has the higher ceiling. Kinda liked Tyrell though.

elentar fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Dec 9, 2016

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

TheChaosPath posted:

What's important to remember is that this kind of analysis is only relevant or valuable if the subject is something that is not utterly, irredeemably dogshit

Black disco is great, gay disco is great, Italo disco is great, it's pretty much all great except for the poo poo cobbled together in an article by a lazy, weak-rear end writer that later became the basis for the whitewash and racist poo poo of Saturday Night Fever

anyway, how's the baseball

elentar fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Dec 10, 2016

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Paying big money for a closer is stupid unless you're a high-budget team with a WS-quality roster, and that's few enough that the contracts have stayed relatively same till this year. What's changed? Why so many huge multi-year contracts now when so many previous attempts at them have busted so badly?

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
The Braves signed John Danks, for some reason. Only to a minor-league contract though.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Baseball says yes to Indians, no to Princesses

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
I don't get why costumes became the universal thing, you can haze in more fun (and still traditional!) ways without courting any of the other poo poo. For instance, making rookies go paint the balls on General Sheridan's horse in team colors their first time in Chicago.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
happy holidays

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

will_colorado posted:


E: \/ so.....1995 again? Also gently caress the loving goddamn Braves forever from robbing the world of a World Series that had the 95 Rockies lineup versus the 95 Indians lineup

Thanks again for having the common decency to fold and let the Braves claim at least the one WS to go with their otherwise unprecedented dominance.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Dingleberry Jones posted:

Suck it, Indians.

This too.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

The Pussy Boss posted:

Jay Jaffe at Sports Illustrated is profiling all the Hall of Fame candidates again this year, they are worth a read if you have time to kill at work or something.

Billy Wagner: http://www.si.com/mlb/2016/12/19/jaws-2017-hall-of-fame-ballot-billy-wagner


Gary Sheffield: http://www.si.com/mlb/2016/12/21/jaws-2017-hall-of-fame-ballot-gary-sheffield

Two of my favorite short-term Braves; whatever his troubles elsewhere, Sheffield was by all accounts a cool guy in Atlanta and absolutely destroyed, especially that second year. Wagner, meanwhile, had an unreal age 38 season and then left 10 million on the table because he wanted to retire to his alpaca farm instead, where he remains to this day.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Glavine started each game a couple inches outside the plate and added a bit every inning he got away with it. If he was going to get hit hard, it was usually early on, before he had the opposite batter's box to throw strikes to. It wasn't that hitters didn't know what was coming, they just were put way outside where they wanted to be swinging.

Maddux had both fastball and changeup that would end up about an inch or two away from where batters were swinging, and he'd ultimately have hitters psyching themselves out by overthinking what was coming. Hence the name. (And why Gwynn destroyed him, cause he'd just slap it anywhere.)

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
More Maddux. My favorite ever pitcher and it's not particularly close. Also love that now he just sort of hangs around Vegas and half-assedly at best advises the UNLV team.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

tadashi posted:

There's another story via Jason Parks from his old Rangers sources that Maddux used to tell the young Texas pitchers that throwing a curve is like jerking off: just do what feels good.

That is just terrible advice (for jerking off, not curveballs).

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Braves appear to be signing Kurt Suzuki to an incentive-heavy one-year deal.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

BasicFunk posted:

So that's what 4 catchers? The Braves must be stacking up to trade somebody. Probably Tyler Flowers.

Sounds like Recker is more likely, but I'm sure they'll move any of them.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Sigh.
https://twitter.com/bigleaguestew/status/824298046947065857

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

a scrappy up-and-coming team with a lot of heart and fun players.

-Not the Braves

Pity, since the Braves are literally this now, with bonus Bartolo.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Billy Martin remains the gold standard for baseball drunks.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

The Pussy Boss posted:

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/215352966/mlbtv-for-2017-available-now/

MLB.tv is live

$112.99 for premium, $87.99 for the single team plan. With premium you get access to all the WBC games which is cool.

Also note that audio feeds for every team is still only 20 bucks and never blocked and radio is the best.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Looking forward to a nice quiet, low-pressure 72-to-76-win year for the Braves. So long as nobody dies, nothing truly matters till next year or maybe even 2019.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
$1.4 billion of that is the home run fish sculpture

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
ahahahaha hoo boy

almost nothing better than stupid people online doubling down on their dumb poo poo
https://twitter.com/bigleaguestew/status/830126830640173056

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Sean Rodriguez is having shoulder surgery after that car accident his family was in and is expected to miss a few months.

Meanwhile the Braves are apparently getting Brandon Phillips after all? Reds must be paying a lot of that salary and nor expecting much back.

Just keeping things warm for Albies, so whatever.

Edit: at least one Braves writer thinks 3-5 mos for Rodriguez is "very optimistic" so could be whole season.

elentar fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Feb 12, 2017

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Timby posted:

Eating almost all of his salary, and all the Braves gave up is a guy who's had Tommy John twice and a 29-year-old Cuban who has all of 17 games of experience between A and AAA. What the hell were the Reds smoking there?

He's not very good.

Mike_V posted:

Why are the Braves trading for Phillips, aren't they not even thinking about contending for another couple years?

He's in the last year of his contract and he's a recognizable enough name (and a local boy to boot). They'd probably be just as well off running Jace Peterson out there most days till Albies comes up--certainly on defense--but it's a reasonable enough pickup given how the super low cost.

elentar fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Feb 12, 2017

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

CubsWoo posted:

Load a non-contending team up with guys who might have something in the tank on team-friendly deals and flip them at the deadline to continue your rebuild.

Braves apparently agreed to carry over Phillips' no-trade so he's not going anywhere.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Now coming out that the Phillips deal is the Braves will abide by the 12-team no-trade clause he had and will pay him half a mil if they trade him to anyone else.

This deal keeps getting better somehow. Even if he sucks he can't be any worse (and certainly much less expensive) than some of the poo poo players the Braves have carried in recent years.

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

CubsWoo posted:

A ~.500 year is possible but I think big chunks of the Braves were meant to be trade chips since even in a high upside year they're probably not getting better than 3rd in the East given the Nats and Mets.

I would be amazed if they get all that close to cracking 80 wins. The roster's held together with duct tape and there's a pretty big drop if anybody gets injured. You'd also have to count on no regression or struggles either from creaky old players, or very young players.

From the franchise point of view, it's definitely better to have one more year as sellers; chasing the second wild card spot seems a bit premature.

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