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I moved away from South Florida and my beloved Marlins in 2009; however, the team I grew up loving didn't love me anymore, so I said that if my team wasn't loyal to me, I owed them nothing in return. I asked around, and signed a 5-year deal with my buddy to cheer for the LA Dodgers. When that deal expired, I signed a new 4 year deal to cheer for the Pirates, a scrappy up-and-coming team with a lot of heart and fun players. However, their window is rapidly closing, so I elected to opt-out of my deal and test the waters. Pirates, you're fuckin' out. I'm fuckin' in. Let's do this: quote:I am formally announcing my free agency as a fan, and am available to cheer online, shitpost memes about our bad players and blindly support a sports franchise for 3 years, with a fan option for a fourth Please submit offers as to why I should cheer for your team. Requirements: -Not the Braves or Yankees -Preference given to NL teams who actually have their pitchers hit Submit your offers below or via PM to my agent, forums poster Skaboomizzy. Game on.
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My finalists are the Mariners (I live in Seattle), Mets and los doyers. Final decision Friday. Give me opinions
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tinstaach posted:I also just finished The Universal Baseball Association, Inc. a while back, Is it just me, or did it have way too much loving for a book about a guy playing Strat-O-Matic in his kitchen?
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After careful consideration and guidance from both my agent and God, I've decided to take my talents to SoDo. Go M's.
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Feb 4, 2017 15:50
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I want another turn forward the clock night because sleeveless jerseys rule
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Feb 5, 2017 01:31
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Or players could adapt by learning how to hit better (or bunt one down the third base line)
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Feb 8, 2017 17:42
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will_colorado posted:If the Marlins are worth 1.6 BILLION, what the holy hell are the other teams worth? Other teams don't have Ichiro, so $0
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Tom Gorman posted:The Marlins are just a really weird organization. Marlins traded away Miguel Cabrera for 1.9 WAR out of Cameron Maybin and traded Mike Piazza for Garry Goetz.
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Inspector_666 posted:I haven't played in a few months so I forgot the exact line but there was one about striking out that was the dumbest loving thing ever recorded. Clearly you've never played early PS2 era Madden
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any new #BSOHL tweets? This is all I could find: https://twitter.com/toysubmarine/status/831152190609846272
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