Sad, but in a sexual way

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Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

It was a somber day at the Foxy Lady Topless Funeral Home

we come not to mourn the stiff, but to celebrate it

# ? Nov 4, 2016 19:37

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social vegan

Manifisto posted:

the last fuckfest of the season

# ? Nov 4, 2016 20:03

social vegan

the last cob of corn disappears, a metaphor for the tough winter ahead, as I lower

# ? Nov 4, 2016 20:06

social vegan

the guy who writes the fleshlight instructional booklet

# ? Nov 4, 2016 20:15

social vegan

wearing finger puppets

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FutonForensic

an unoccupied sex swing, creaking in the cold autumn breeze

# ? Nov 4, 2016 20:22

Macnult

social vegan posted:

wearing finger puppets

# ? Nov 4, 2016 20:49

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Pity sex is the only sex I get these days and I wouldn't have it any other way

# ? Nov 4, 2016 21:10

Piso Mojado

Shirtless double amputee iraq war veteran with killer abs

# ? Nov 4, 2016 22:32

Piso Mojado

Antonio Banderas at the end of Philadelphia

# ? Nov 4, 2016 22:35

Piso Mojado

Me, in my Cloud cosplay attire

# ? Nov 4, 2016 22:36

social vegan

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# ? Nov 4, 2016 22:36

Twenty Four

Someone sad, like in a pathetic way, but so much so that it comes full circle and somehow gets sexy?

# ? Nov 5, 2016 00:57

Lawrence Gilchrist

hyperhydrosis but u smell like pumpkin spice

tubbsthumping

i chow down
and i get up again

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:36

google THIS

when bae having her blue period but u just like

# ? Nov 5, 2016 02:04

Piso Mojado

google THIS posted:

when bae having her blue period but u just like

I wish I had a girlfriend that I could watch pour blue liquid on my tongue once a month

# ? Nov 5, 2016 02:24

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

miscarriage, just in time for swimsuit season :wink:

# ? Nov 5, 2016 03:16

Piso Mojado

Gatekeeper posted:

miscarriage, just in time for swimsuit season

Lol

# ? Nov 5, 2016 03:29

Senior Management

I listen to the saddest music that still counts as popular. Please see my hot topic shirt for details and to initiate automated seduction algorithm.

:jerry:

# ? Nov 5, 2016 06:39

Scaly Haylie

I'm deproused.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 08:54

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

I'm a pretty positive person which makes me popular with kids but unlikely to get ones of my own unlike desirable sad and sexy people

# ? Nov 5, 2016 14:42

Senior Management

The kids will substitute sadness for depth, but no one thinks my extreme calmness is sexy.

:jerry:

# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:12

Macnult

Lizard Wizard posted:

I'm deproused.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:13

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

social vegan posted:

a frown but on a boobie

# ? Nov 5, 2016 17:39

google THIS

The Xanax Effect

# ? Nov 5, 2016 19:14

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Gatekeeper posted:

miscarriage, just in time for swimsuit season

# ? Nov 5, 2016 20:24

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

a middle aged man who drives a 1998 Buick at the 7-11, buying a hot dog and casually asking the clerk to get him a Penthouse from behind the counter. The aghast sound he makes when he's told 7-11 no longer stocks that particular publication, his hands clenching and unfolding in rapid exasperation and shock.

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# ? Nov 6, 2016 00:25

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

watching Schindler's list in lingerie

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Ahundredbux posted:

watching Schindler's list in lingerie

"hey honey what movie did you get for us to watch tonight? Oh Schindler's List? let me just slip into something... a little more comfortable"

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:26

social vegan

a handjob but the hand has a bugle on each finger and you're both trying to pretend she's a witch but the bugles are crumbling and who has ever heard of a wicked witch the of the nacho coast before anyway

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:39

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

Luvcow posted:

"hey honey what movie did you get for us to watch tonight? Oh Schindler's List? let me just slip into something... a little more comfortable"

*takes off ring*
do you see this ring? this could have bought one more fun dancer from Uncle Squirty's Pleasure Emporium!

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:13

social vegan

a vibrating promise ring

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:21

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

social vegan posted:

a handjob but the hand has a bugle on each finger and you're both trying to pretend she's a witch but the bugles are crumbling and who has ever heard of a wicked witch the of the nacho coast before anyway

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# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:56

Senior Management

The ladies love it when I break out in tears afterwards.

:jerry:

# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:08

Lawrence Gilchrist

Kthulhu5000 posted:

a middle aged man who drives a 1998 Buick at the 7-11, buying a hot dog and casually asking the clerk to get him a Penthouse from behind the counter. The aghast sound he makes when he's told 7-11 no longer stocks that particular publication, his hands clenching and unfolding in rapid exasperation and shock.

I used to stare at those black covers and shrink wrap and wonder how anyone was supposed to be enticed to buy one if they didn't know what was going to be in it. I dreamed of asking if there were pre opened copies that I could stand to the side and peruse to satisfy my childlike curiosity.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:31