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lurkdawg
Jan 1, 2005

"WHEN YOU GET TO HELL, TELL 'EM BONER SENT YA!"... Hehe, "boner!"



Hitman is a stealth video game series that revolves around Agent 47, a cloned assassin-for-hire, whose flawless record places him in high demand among the wealthy and elite. This entry is split into seven episodes, with the first one released in March of this year and each other episode released in consecutive calendar months after. You probably know this game so there really isn’t much more needed to be said. Also, a movie was made based on the series and it’s terrible


How will this work


Co-commentating will be my friend JB. He will play, and we will comment on his terrible play. We will beat the main missions first and then probably gently caress around a bit to do other stuff in the game, since the gameplay is so open and you can do funny and stupid poo poo. We’ll try to post a new video every couple of days. This is a lurkdawg video so it's not an informative LP, unless you want to be informed of current dick jokes.


VIDEOS





Video 1 - Guided Training




Video 2 - The Final Test Part 1

Video 3 - The Final Test Part 2


lurkdawg fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Nov 19, 2016

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lurkdawg
Jan 1, 2005

"WHEN YOU GET TO HELL, TELL 'EM BONER SENT YA!"... Hehe, "boner!"


Video 2 - The Final Test Part 1

In this episode we go to COOOOBA to take down a chess master. My man baldie dons a slick turtle neck and no one has a clue that he is sneaking in.

lurkdawg fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Nov 9, 2016

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.
37 seconds in and you have played a bad intro song, screamed into the mic, and made a gay joke. Yeah, good luck with that.

sausage king of Chicago
Jun 13, 2001

JossiRossi posted:

37 seconds in and you have played a bad intro song, screamed into the mic, and made a gay joke. Yeah, good luck with that.

These are all pretty much reasons why anyone would watch a lurkdawg LP in the first place.

intro rocks btw.

lurkdawg
Jan 1, 2005

"WHEN YOU GET TO HELL, TELL 'EM BONER SENT YA!"... Hehe, "boner!"
The thrilling conclusion to episode 2

Video 3 - The Final Test Part 2

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