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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

EVIL NOONER posted:

BEER????????????????????????????????????

bottled is better though

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

unpleasantly turgid posted:

bottled is better though

not anymore actally sorrry

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

unpleasantly turgid posted:

bottled is better though

My friend Chris says canned Heineken tastes better than bottled

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My friend Chris says canned Heineken tastes better than bottled

but your friend drinks heineken and thus cant be trusted to have opinions on beer or probably anything

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

EVIL NOONER posted:

but your friend drinks heineken and thus cant be trusted to have opinions on beer or probably anything

He doesn't drink anymore, he was too good at it

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Canned Heineken is better than bottled because green bottles = skunked beer but Heineken is bad

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kitsunegari posted:

Canned Heineken is better than bottled because green bottles = skunked beer but Heineken is bad

I trust the fine folks at Pilsner Urquell know what they are doing when they use green bottles

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I trust the fine folks at Pilsner Urquell know what they are doing when they use green bottles

Drink pbr it comes in brown bottles

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I used to get pbr pounder cans from the minimart but switched over to Yuengling when they started selling those.

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts
I only drink fountain beer from mcdonalds.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I had canned smoked oysters once... would not recommend

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I wish they made canned chicken gizzards, I'd eat that poo poo all day. In fact, I am eating gizzards now, as my wife is making chicken soup from whole chicken. It's my special organ meat treat.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dad gay reference, subtle.

E:FB

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Nov 5, 2016

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer


I've had these before, as well. I think I blacked out before I finished the can so I don't remember much.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
theyre not bad, but consider putting it on pasta next time like a normal person

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Eww why would you eat ink?

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

a bone to pick posted:

Eww why would you eat ink?

i too prefer yellow #5

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

a bone to pick posted:

Eww why would you eat ink?

I'm no longer allowed to eat paste.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

EVIL NOONER posted:

theyre not bad, but consider putting it on pasta next time like a normal person

I prefer steamed clams

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)


It took me far too long to figure this one out.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

:five:

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Hey, anyone remember this kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Was this an audition for eXistenZ?

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

MeLKoR posted:

Was this an audition for eXistenZ?

I think it's the baby from eraserhead all grown up

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Ben Smash posted:

I had canned smoked oysters once... would not recommend



I often wonder who in the blue hell sees that poo poo on a supermarket shelf and thinks "yeah, that looks good, let's give that a try."

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Theophany posted:

I often wonder who in the blue hell sees that poo poo on a supermarket shelf and thinks "yeah, that looks good, let's give that a try."

"well, i do like chicken... and the ocean isnt so bad..."

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

West SAAB Story posted:

It took me far too long to figure this one out.

You new around here?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Theophany posted:

I often wonder who in the blue hell sees that poo poo on a supermarket shelf and thinks "yeah, that looks good, let's give that a try."

Me. I mix them into pastas. Also canned clams I get from DollarTree. They're tasty.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Theophany posted:

I often wonder who in the blue hell sees that poo poo on a supermarket shelf and thinks "yeah, that looks good, let's give that a try."

I did it to gross out my wife, primarily.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Theophany posted:

she was called Sue, not Mary. Sue a

is she a navy seals

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

they sold these in prison too. what the hell is wrong with you people eating this stuff out on the street

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I dunno

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Ben Smash posted:

I did it to gross out my wife, primarily.

I'm sure she's used to being grossed out by now.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

He doesn't drink anymore, he was too good at it
If anything other than death stopped him he couldn't have been all that good at drinking

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

the great deceiver posted:

they sold these in prison too. what the hell is wrong with you people eating this stuff out on the street

I think they are good

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Facebook Aunt posted:

Doesn't count IMO, because things are different under water. Canning the bread keeps it from getting waterlogged and falling apart too quickly.

i can count the number of times spongebob realized it took place underwater on one hand

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nooner posted:

you think anyone ever hosed one of them chickens?

only a nice rhode island red

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