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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Oh, sweet, sweet Sue
 
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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I'd rather eat this than a slimy possibly raped canned chicken:
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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I guess what I'm saying is I'd prefer fresh pussy over gross old cock.

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Jack Trades posted:

But cats aren't for eating.

Cats are made of meat. Meat is for eating. Therefore, cats are for eating.

What do you think cats are for?

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Jack Trades posted:

Cats have very little edible meat and they're very lean. Eating cats is very inefficient and troublesome.
Instead they have soft fur, they act friendly and they hunt vermin.

So cats are much better at being friends than being food.

You just saved the lives of my 3 cats. I guess I'll just hug and cuddle them from now on instead of raising them for a future meal.

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

Germans call them "roof rabbits"

Ahh... the Third Reich's Gotterdammerung days.

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