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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
they used to sell pouches of sweet sue chicken in prison and not even the most pathetic inmates would eat it

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
it's real hard to describe what eating sweet sue chicken is like. nothing about the taste or texture is right. the chicken is room temperature and it has a slimy mouthfeel.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Facebook Aunt posted:

Wait, room temperature? You eat it right out of the can without cooking it? It doesn't look cooked.

yeah it's fully cooked. it's a whole canned boiled chicken. theres also pouches of diced sweet sue chicken that they sell in jails; thats what i was eating. it's so bad i cant even describe it. it barely tastes like chicken.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

they sold these in prison too. what the hell is wrong with you people eating this stuff out on the street

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
hector you seem like the kind of guy that would eat canmed meats 4-5 times a week

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