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I'm on a very long flight and only have an hour of Wi-Fi, so I have to be quick. What are some fun things to do on a long flight? I already tried masterbating in the bathroom but I couldn't stay hard. Are there code words I can give to the crew to signal im bored and slightly horny?
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with all this free time why not get around to practicing arabic?
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Nov 5, 2016 05:31
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wait
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Nov 5, 2016 05:34
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I like to look at the Something Awful Dot Com Forums on my flights. Plus CL Casual Encounters for desperate BBWs too of course.
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Nov 5, 2016 05:35
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strem movi of crash airplans
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Nov 5, 2016 05:37
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Have diabetes and have to piss every 30 minutes.
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Nov 5, 2016 05:37
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Edgar posted:Have diabetes and have to piss every 30 minutes. request window seat in advance
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Nov 5, 2016 05:38
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hell just request the person who has it change with you because of PHOBIAS
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Nov 5, 2016 05:39
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Sit there in misery, waiting for death.
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Nov 5, 2016 05:40
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you're supposed to take as many benzos as you can handle as soon as you pass through security. then pop a few more once you board. ideally you should have no memory of the flight or the few days preceding it. you hosed this one up real bad op... REAL BAD
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Nov 5, 2016 05:44
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Dave_Indeed posted:Sit there in misery, waiting for death. This or chug five double whiskeys and grab a flight attendant's rear end.
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Nov 5, 2016 05:44
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Pretend to sleep
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Nov 5, 2016 05:45
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Kosher Pickup Line posted:you're supposed to take as many benzos as you can handle as soon as you pass through security. then pop a few more once you board. ideally you should have no memory of the flight or the few days preceding it. is there a such thing as more benzos than can handle
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Nov 5, 2016 05:46
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maybe try to make some popcorn? I've never been on a plane but all you need is some popcorn and a microwave
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Nov 5, 2016 05:49
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whenever im in the elemental plane of fire i always make sure to check out the City of Brass. it has a great night life
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Nov 5, 2016 05:49
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Kosher Pickup Line posted:you're supposed to take as many benzos as you can handle as soon as you pass through security. then pop a few more once you board. ideally you should have no memory of the flight or the few days preceding it. See the joose thread
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Nov 5, 2016 05:49
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Rutibex posted:whenever im in the elemental plane of fire i always make sure to check out the City of Brass. it has a great night life Never been, but if it is anything like Dis in Baator, it should be a fun time!
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Nov 5, 2016 05:50
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Genderfluent posted:See the joose thread oh i guess there is a such thing
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Nov 5, 2016 05:51
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One time this Korean flight attendant woke me up to ask me what I wanted for breakfast. I'm 6'4 barefoot, so planes are torture devices for my beautiful body to start with. I finally get to sleep and this bitch is in my face asking me stupid god drat questions like I would want anything but the pancakes. Well, I tell you what I did. I slapped her right in her stupid face. That showed her. Just kidding, the reality was terrifying and arousing. She kinda nudged my leg to get me to wake up, but I only half woke up and was looking at her trying to respond, but it couldn't make my brain do anything like I had sleep paralysis or something. It was super scary but she was speaking korea speak very softly to me and nudging my leg to get me to wake up fully. I still have a boner to this day.
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Nov 5, 2016 06:09
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Take the Skymall catalog to the restroom and wipe your rear end with every page and then return it to the seat pocket.
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Nov 5, 2016 06:48
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Nuts and Gum posted:Are there code words I can give to the crew to signal im bored and slightly horny? Whelp we sure are high up here ? I'd say about a mile or so.
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Nov 5, 2016 06:51
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Hoard blankets, pillows, and peanuts.
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Nov 5, 2016 06:59
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Play a game with yourself/friends where you predict how long that rear end in a top hat is going to let their kid cry.
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Nov 5, 2016 07:00
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practice your lies by befriending your seatmate
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Nov 5, 2016 07:03
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Demand your oxygen mask and get high af.
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Nov 5, 2016 07:02
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Oh and try to get into the cockpit. That's lots of fun to do on an airplane.
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Nov 5, 2016 07:03
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A book or magazine is kind of like the internet, but the words a cached for times when your Wi-Fi is down.
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Nov 5, 2016 07:10
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Eat an entire Skymall catalogue.
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Nov 5, 2016 08:02
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wow what kind of loser gives up on a jerk sesh Keep trying buddy
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Nov 5, 2016 08:07
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Moon Atari posted:A book or magazine is kind of like the internet, but the words a cached for times when your Wi-Fi is down. i'd subscribe to SHITPOST MONTHLY just to get the effect of a forums poster minus the forums when i'm not in wifi range
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Nov 5, 2016 08:11
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most people don't know this but it is possible to open the window on a plane just a tiny bit if you want some fresh air
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Nov 5, 2016 08:39
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Be polite and helpful when dealing with the staff. Then order as many drinks/snacks/food as you can possibly consume.
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Nov 5, 2016 08:49
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did someone say "yell 'bomb"' yell 'bomb'
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Nov 5, 2016 08:52
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Knock out a flight attendant in the back, switch clothes, and proceed to make cash money with your new life.
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Nov 5, 2016 08:53
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solve differential equations using a pen and paper, and enjoy when the lady sitting next to you reports you to the flight crew for 'being a terrorist'
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Nov 5, 2016 09:02
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hold a vote to do a loop-de-loop, if the vote passes the pilots are required by law to do a sick loop
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Nov 5, 2016 09:02
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Moon Atari posted:A book or magazine is kind of like the internet, but the words a cached for times when your Wi-Fi is down. I tried looking at a magazine but found the whole ordeal overwhelming
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Nov 5, 2016 10:07
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Practice.
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Nov 5, 2016 10:30
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try and figure out which guy is the flight marshal and then ask him a lot of questions about guns and shooting guns and carrying guns and what happens when you shoot a gun out of a plane
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Nov 5, 2016 10:38
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i like to troll for hot young twinks that seem nervous and use my bear-like physicality to gently assure their comfort on the flight
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