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Hey guys the whole loving thing was Iron Man but with magic instead of money and tech. But hey at least they showed Guardians 2 during the trailers, and made sure to remind us that Ooga Chacka was a song your mom and dad listened to. Johnny Cash during Logan for super-plus gravitas! Anyways, comic book movies is cerious cinema, and don't you dare call Star Wars a children's movie. *writes check for $300 dollars and mails it to Hollywood* Phew, got that out of the way. Did everyone giggle during the jokes? He said Beyonce during the movie. Beyonce. Beyonce. That's a real person! Yeah, Tilda Swinton is a loving "Celtic" who does chopsockey supermagic and helps Cumberfuck get he groove back (DON'T CALL HER SCOTTISH OKAY JUST FUCKNIG DON'T). Super fine for my white rear end, and double superfine for China, who owns all your dickless asses and will be dictating popular culture in the THEATRES from here until forever. Fifty years from now, China will be genetically engineering white movie stars to appear in their movies, and you'll live to see the day that a Brad Pitt lookalike squints at the the camera, cheeks caked with dirt and blood, sweaty hair flapping in the wind, and he'll grunt "Tibet belongs to China." At least the graphics were okay! Kinda surprised we didn't get a lovely God of War tie in viddy game out of all this. Haha, but seriously, whatta load. DOCTOR STRANGE WILL RETURN TO SUCK MY rear end I AM THE TOILET fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Nov 6, 2016 |
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He was my podiatrist
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Nov 6, 2016 09:37
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so you're saying that you liked it op?
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Nov 6, 2016 09:40
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why dont you write a novel about it nerd
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Nov 6, 2016 09:41
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do they keep up marvel tradition and waste the films villain
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Uncle Wemus posted:do they keep up marvel tradition and waste the films villain dr stephen strange's trick to beat the
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Nov 6, 2016 09:49
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do u know jenny posted:He was my podiatrist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPQn7NStcXM
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Nov 6, 2016 23:33
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I think the studios said "Well it's kind of 50/50 if we're going to be able to sell this in China since its got weird supernatural poo poo but just in case we should probably recast the Tibetan as something else I guess skinny white women are still in???" I don't know for certain though.
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Nov 6, 2016 23:36
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Uncle Wemus posted:do they keep up marvel tradition and waste the films villain The villain is pretty cardboard cutout and boring. A shameful waste of mads mikkelsen
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Nov 6, 2016 23:44
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I saw it in 3D and thought it was really good the end
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It's pretty much the standard cheesy origin story film. Pretty cool visuals though
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How many Dr Strange threads do we need? I'll post the next one if more are needed.
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Dr. Strange and the Boy Who Had No Magical Penis
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I haven't seen it op but I would proudly display Cumber's bleached skull among my weird gourd collection
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Nov 7, 2016 02:17
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They should have dr. strange fight dr. acula.
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spendabuck lumbersnatch
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Nov 7, 2016 02:24
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Hey op You are cum
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The movie was good, OP. I was too stoned to remember if there was a plot or anything, but it was really pretty and I kind of like cucumber guy now, maybe. Also Tilda Swinton is freaky and I don't think there was any cannibalism.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ekpdV7sJnQ
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Just what we needed, a superhero who is a rich white doctor from Greenwich Village.
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it was cool as heck to watch and i'm glad I saw it in the theater. i don't get wowed by special effects often but the Hong Kong fight was dope
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Nov 7, 2016 07:23
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benedict cabbaggepatch owns
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The best thing about superhero movies is the origin story. Dr strange's is just beyond amazing and could happen to anyone of us. Really makes you think.
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Nov 7, 2016 10:12
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Too many words. Was it cool? I hear it's cool
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Nov 7, 2016 10:30
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Bendydick Cucumber looks like a lizard lol.
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Roundup Ready posted:Too many words. Was it cool? I hear it's cool It's pretty good if you like mixed bags, but otoh, v. traditional in a modern way. At least, that's what I've heard. 
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Nov 7, 2016 10:38
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Oh boy it's another gay movie about some obscure comic book no one read or enjoyed, and this time they managed to cast two ugly one-trick pony actors with grating accents yippee. I mean okay, teenage girls like Bennydoosh Humperdick because children like dumb things, but who the gently caress ever saw Mads Mikkelsen on a movie poster and was like "gently caress yes my man I have got to see this"
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"Mads Dittmann Mikkelsen is a Danish actor. Originally a gymnast and dancer" Ahahahahahah.
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Once again, goons show that they are out of touch with normal society and have horrible opinions about movies.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Nov 7, 2016 12:25
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They got the arrogant doctor part right though. What's up with those guys !?
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crows feet removal was probably half of the cgi budget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YX6Fg9EXq0 is this what a life lived in the english weather does to you? its even worse in hd. dont look at it in hd
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The scene where he first entered the astral plane I could not understand a single thing that was being said because I was overwhelmed by bright lights and colors in motion
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Nov 7, 2016 14:38
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The whole speech about how ~ SCIENCE ~ is so limiting and why won't you open your eyes to the chakras ?! felt like some Facebook post by some "spiritual" aunt uhg
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Dr Strange's clever use of izanami to trap the big bad was ok, but kind of anti-climatic. Best character was the librarian dude. The setup for Mordo or whatever to become the sequel's villain was pretty heavy-handed. It was nothing like iron man, though.
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Knight posted:The scene where he first entered the astral plane I could not understand a single thing that was being said because I was overwhelmed by bright lights and colors in motion Essentially what was during that point was the song in Monty Python The Meaning Life when the EMTS try to convince the old lady that her life is meaningless and they walk out into space where an old school green geometric lady shows her Pussy lips.
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Budget Dracula posted:went to see hacksaw ridge and the woman in front of me would clap wildly every time they set the Japanese soldiers on fire with the flamethrower Why didn't you? loving millenials
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