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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

All ideas are welcome, thank you I'd like to make a lot of money of this.

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
world n ews

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
NLF and PAVN battle tactics

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
World star hiphop updates

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
items within your field of vision

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Cloudwatch, real-time play-by-play descriptions of clouds

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
dead air

long tracks of just you laughing

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
strangest ways you've incorporated classic gaming into your sexual fantasies

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Make fun of movies.

Nerd hobbies.

Just ramble incoherently for 45 minutes in tongues.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
just read the transcript of other podcasts but in a wacky voice

GuitarJunkie
Sep 8, 2004

"Boy, have we got a vacation for you."
Hq meat slaps

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
A daily segment where you search for bigfoot.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
A debate where every 30 Seconds you both slam a shot.

Continue until one of you wins.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Have semi famous comedians on but instead of being funny talk about behind the scenes aspects of the comedy business. Intersperse lots of ads for terrible products and services like mystery boxes, mattresses and wine clubs.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
A segment every week where you adopt an animal and let your listeners pick out the name.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

thorax, stamen, uvula you know the standard stuff

Don Of The Dead
Apr 8, 2007

I'm feelin' clean, I was only thirteen With the heavy starch, on my Bugle Boy Jeans
I can rap from the perspective of my dog. You can interview me.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Read and review pornhub comments.

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
List off some podcasts that are better than yours but say them in a funny voice all disparaging like

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
OD on dick pills

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Each segment is a recap of a different podcast.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
Game Zone

you and your guest play battleship and connect four

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

talk about westworld all the kids go ga ga for robot rape

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Get a female boxer to just whale on your junk.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

turn off all the lights and start confessing things

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
discuss everyone you've hosed over the past 6 years

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
The name of your podcast except you change a letter or make it rhyme, and now you have a hilarious new podcast segment!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
say that an upcoming video game is actually bad

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

scripted ads every 90 seconds

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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Skype conversation with insufferable fat "co-host" who is screaming into a laptop webcam mic.

Eating food while wearing a headset mic.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
A segment on irritating sounds

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Everything that has to do with taints.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Set up a a surround sound microphones and type out a word. Let people try to guess the word via some sort of echolocation.

Spend the entire show with people calling and texting in the word they think you've typed in what was supposed to be a 10 minute segment. Eventually, this becomes your hit Youtube channel: "What's My Type?" Where you host multiple videos a day and the first person in the comments section who gets it right will get a prize.

Your movie based What's My Type comes out in 2021, and features a story of a computer hacker who has trained their ear to memorize keystrokes from sound alone thanks to your show and the FBI brings you in in an attempt to track them down.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

All ideas are welcome, thank you I'd like to make a lot of money of this.

eat chips out of a crinkly mylar bag and chew with your mouth open. enjoy a cup of very hot coffee, hot enough that you must gingerly sip it.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
If you get on the radio find out why they call their headphones "cans" like do they look like cans or did they used to be cans in the olden days

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
a podcast where you sit in a tiny box and just blast farts then describe their smell and composition for your listeners

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Three Good Recipes, but 1/3 of them is in some way incorrect.

Not just adding an element of jeopardy to the dinner tables of the nation but also a great time-filler as you add retractions into the next show!

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Spend the first twenty minutes talking about your upcoming media appearances and chatting with your producer (who isn't mic'd up). Make sure to laugh in an obnoxious braying manner.

Alternatively, start every single episode by pointing out how awkward your introductions are and how you always mess up the date.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Delight your audience with the sounds of you gasping for breath as you close off your airway with a cheap Walmart belt.

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