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Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
Choo choo motherfuckers, let's ride this poo poo into the ground.

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Add Little Marco to the list of people Biden should fight

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/795699260197138432
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/795699655308931076

https://twitter.com/therealjuicyj/status/795695694375882754

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Between the propositions and local measures, I'm voting on 20 things that are not elected positions tomorrow. It's the first time I'm having to bring a cheat sheet to the poll with my decisions written on it. Need a crying :california: emote.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Is this going to be the GDT for tomorrow/tomorrow night?

bengy81
May 8, 2010

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Between the propositions and local measures, I'm voting on 20 things that are not elected positions tomorrow. It's the first time I'm having to bring a cheat sheet to the poll with my decisions written on it. Need a crying :california: emote.

Same, lots of good amendments and measures that people are gonna be salty about. Personally excited to vote for the cigarette tax and single payer healthcare, even though neither are gonna pass.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
I'm guessing 319 Clinton - 219 Trump. You can quickly run through the swing states here to get your own results:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-ae25cd31-fdd8-45f8-a0f6-ae7ac1efb08a

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/frknbns/status/795687975640330244

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Between the propositions and local measures, I'm voting on 20 things that are not elected positions tomorrow. It's the first time I'm having to bring a cheat sheet to the poll with my decisions written on it. Need a crying :california: emote.

Doesn't CA have a condom in porn ballot question this year?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Doesn't CA have a condom in porn ballot question this year?

Yup. Also weed legalization.

Stanley Goodspeed
Dec 26, 2005
What, the feet thing?



MazelTovCocktail posted:

Doesn't CA have a condom in porn ballot question this year?

Yeah, that ones pretty easy to figure out at least, we also have about a half-dozen that seem like pretty solid deals (legal weed? okay!) but turn out to be shitshows when you actually read about them. Good luck to this dumb state.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
It should be noted that almost all of the polls, unless otherwise explicitly stated, are in English only.

I'm not saying that everyone who is Hispanic can't speak English, but when you're dealing with a pretty much unknown, unpollable population that is appearing in droves out of thin air the models start to break down.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So what shenanigans are we expecting from the Russians?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Now more than ever we need Hunter S. Thompson.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Now more than ever we need Hunter S. Thompson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFVUpIgfzqs

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Oh thank God this thread exists. GiP is always more readable and sane than CSPAM.

Anyways, sent in my ballot and :lol: california.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/795762872240455682

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
That owns

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That owns


Also this:

https://twitter.com/itsvadertime/status/795162827707346944

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

agreed

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






I'm Two Finger and I approve this message.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

0wnz

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the hilarious things shared on Facebook, presented without comment

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

VikingSkull posted:

the hilarious things shared on Facebook, presented without comment



yikes

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Little less than 24 hours until the first polls close.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





VikingSkull posted:

the hilarious things shared on Facebook, presented without comment



it breaks my soul a little to see that on a texan friend's wall this morning especially since the pedant in me wants to say 'gently caress dude that's completely wrong he wrote mein kampf while in prison' but i am not gonna start a facebook political war

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
i lament the fact that they don't really teach civics at all these days and we're building a generation that thinks the scientific method is voodoo

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Vasudus posted:

i lament the fact that they don't really teach civics at all these days and we're building a generation that thinks the scientific method is voodoo

the right is basically going all insha'allah wrt science and book learning things.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Two Finger posted:

it breaks my soul a little to see that on a texan friend's wall this morning especially since the pedant in me wants to say 'gently caress dude that's completely wrong he wrote mein kampf while in prison' but i am not gonna start a facebook political war

literally the same reaction I just had

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Democrats are up 88,000 ballots in Florida after the final day of early voting.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/election/article113157713.html

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





psydude posted:

Democrats are up 88,000 ballots in Florida after the final day of early voting.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/election/article113157713.html

:getin:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I find the most alarming thing about this election is how seemingly no one gives a poo poo about Russia brazenly sticking their sick in the election.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

holocaust bloopers posted:

I find the most alarming thing about this election is how seemingly no one gives a poo poo about Russia brazenly sticking their sick in the election.

In fairness I've been wanting us to knock the power out in the Kremlin or something for them to remember us by.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

holocaust bloopers posted:

I find the most alarming thing about this election is how seemingly no one gives a poo poo about Russia brazenly sticking their sick in the election.

A non-trivial portion of the population is fine with it too because it might keep the Butcher of Benghazi out of office.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
https://twitter.com/gerfingerpoken2/status/795807713582149633

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

It depresses me by how many people don't understand that the parties have switched over the past hundred years. It's mind boggling.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I have several coworkers that are shouting about "Republicans freed the slaves and ended segregation" without a shred of irony.

I want to shake them violently.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I have several coworkers that are shouting about "Republicans freed the slaves and ended segregation" without a shred of irony.

I want to shake them violently.

I bet at least one of them has a rebel flag somewhere in their possession, too

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

VikingSkull posted:

I bet at least one of them has a rebel flag somewhere in their possession, too

Heritage not hate






:jerkbag:

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
The Dem/Repub shift in values & constituencies is just a little chrono-microcosm of the earth's magnetic pole shifts

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