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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eab0HLAhrco Central Texas is going all German for WurstFest!! growing up as a poor brown boy in Texas, it was naturalich fur me to fear strong authoritarian white men. but Sun Tzu said to know thy enemy and Jesus Christ said to Love thy Enemy, so i decided to study them and their culture and I discovered Sie sind Fantastich!!!! you could say i learned how to "aufheben" in the Hegelian sense. so basically all around me there's a bunch of german stuff for the next 10 days everyone is having German Mania it's glorious so post your favorite german things here like songs or videos or other foods or other cool stuff
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sesamstraße! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic2vznrosoY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUi6UXcwSQs
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tgis wurstfest im thankful for the nazi regime without which my uniform bdsm fetish would probabvly involve postmen or something
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Robo Reagan posted:tgis wurstfest im thankful for the nazi regime without which my uniform bdsm fetish would probabvly involve postmen or something slavoj zizek loves to talk about german toilets, as a way of referencing the german ideology embodied in their every day actions. germans are known for philosophic idealism , and their toilets have a little shelf where the poop falls, allowing one to examine the poop for health purposes, before the flow of water can continue this post right here, is the poop on the shelf
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Nov 7, 2016 09:50
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I read this thread in the voice of the Lichtspeer trailer and it is gut.
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Nov 7, 2016 10:32
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Commie NedFlanders posted:slavoj zizek loves to talk about german toilets, as a way of referencing the german ideology embodied in their every day actions. germans are known for philosophic idealism , and their toilets have a little shelf where the poop falls, allowing one to examine the poop for health purposes, before the flow of water can continue Old school models had that step so your genitals don't get splashed with pisspoop water, but it seems to have fallen out of fashion. And yeah that food sure is 'unique' if you're into grey, fatty sausages in pita (wtf?) bread overloaded with crap, whatever that pancake with the raw cream and sugars piled on top is, or a sausage with two pounds of what looks to be deep-fried apple cheese.
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Nov 7, 2016 11:02
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gimme dat deep fried apple cheese
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Nov 7, 2016 11:16
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Also german people dont poo poo in the bathroom, they got extra rooms for that called "shithouse" or "toilet".
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Nov 7, 2016 11:20
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i thought germans saved all their poop for porno
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Nov 7, 2016 12:25
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Can't simmer the badezimmer
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Nov 7, 2016 13:24
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Robo Reagan posted:i thought germans saved all their poop for porno always wondered where this came from. all the local porn i watched as a teenager was vanilla as gently caress Yolomon Wayne posted:Also german people dont poo poo in the bathroom, they got extra rooms for that called "shithouse" or "toilet". no?
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Nov 7, 2016 13:28
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How is this not cultural appropriation?
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Nov 7, 2016 13:29
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Germans are one of the best nations on Earth! They created so many interesting/delicious things. And that work ethic !! 2 major wars, and in 50 years they're the strongest economy in Europe. There are whole continents who can't match that.  Deutschland 
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Nov 7, 2016 15:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvTQfZqHQ3Q
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Nov 7, 2016 15:31
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Commie NedFlanders posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eab0HLAhrco everything in that video is pseudo-bavarian or maybe austrian as gently caress and not at all representative of germany as a whole. Looking at the wiki of New Braunfeld most of the initial settlers apparently came from the Rhineland or Hesse so this "Wurstfest" (lol) has nothing to do with their real heritage (doubly lol) but anyway, here's some cool german/austrian music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPKH4GHiihg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPJlyRv_IGI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCKODqs3Wow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZrpLJTVgC4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0jdIzr-goM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMj7biW9HB4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dq4xfngYZI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBF0pLGqyvU In conclusion, Germany is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM
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Nov 7, 2016 16:35
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Here's a great German: Frederick Barbarossa ! There hasn't been a german (or World) leader born in the past 100 years who could match his greatness. Sad 
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Decebal posted:There hasn't been a german (or World) leader born in the past 100 years who could match his greatness.
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ich bin gay
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Nov 7, 2016 16:57
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Also germans love techo for some reason and because of that one of the best styles of music became popular all over the world. 
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Nov 7, 2016 17:02
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My favourite German comedian: Michael Mittermeier. Great fun if you can understand German!
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Nov 7, 2016 17:50
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Remember that time the Nazis made a belt buckle gun as a last ditch weapon in WW2 and some German probably shot his dick off while fiddling with it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZhHW3JhGDE
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Nov 7, 2016 18:01
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This is actually the best German comedian 
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Decebal posted:This is actually the best German comedian you posted the wrong guy by mistake, heres what he really meant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQjHD2n-yGU
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Nov 7, 2016 18:16
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Decebal posted:This is actually the best German comedian Stefan Raab is so unfunny I seriously think you can't call him a "comedian" without starting to vomit uncontrollably.
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Nov 7, 2016 18:43
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Sausages and bad comedians? How the mighty have fallen.
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Nov 7, 2016 18:48
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Another great thing from Germany. Unfortunately it's banned in the US because it is a dangerous German (nazi ?) product that will corrupt American children. Glyphosate is still ok to sell ! 
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Nov 7, 2016 18:56
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Decebal posted:This is actually the best German comedian Lmao what the gently caress
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Nov 7, 2016 19:00
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shitstorm is a loan word in German now and they say it on live English language TV alot i watched some German talk show with their olympic volleyball team and they were pretty hot Swiss Germans are either weird mountain hillbillies who also happen to have lots of money or weird international banking gnomes with lots of money and they speak german wrong
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Nov 7, 2016 19:27
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i like that german comedian who looks like he's wearing a mask of someone with downs syndrome
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Nov 7, 2016 19:35
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just do a gis for henning wehn lmao
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Nov 7, 2016 19:41
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i'm not particluarly fond of nazis op
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And let's not forget the cars ! Nobody on Earth can match them in engineering even though they try hard. Must be something inherent to their nation. Maybe the Japanese could (no wonder they became allies since they're 2 hard working and industrious nations ) 
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Decebal posted:Another great thing from Germany. Unfortunately it's banned in the US because it is a dangerous German (nazi ?) product that will corrupt American children. They're Italian.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:just do a gis for henning wehn lmao Henning Wehn is great but man... that face! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtjGL1DkTE Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Nov 7, 2016 |
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Nov 7, 2016 20:42
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*eyeballs the boarder
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System Metternich posted:In conclusion, Germany is
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frankenfreak posted:This video is blocked in Germany. Germans must never know what happens when you pair colour footage from the Third Reich with Juicy J's Who Da Neighbors Have some Franconian music instead just for you :bigtran: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJo3DlrZVCg (may be  for our American guests itt)
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Decebal posted:And let's not forget the cars ! Nobody on Earth can match them in engineering even though they try hard. Must be something inherent to their nation. Maybe the Japanese could (no wonder they became allies since they're 2 hard working and industrious nations ) Why is VW in your pic?
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I stayed at an Airbnb in Germany for a few weeks and the toilet was some sort of nonstandard aberration. You'd poo poo and it would go around this curve down to the water so you couldn't actually see the poop or toilet paper. The Airbnb folks were Asian so maybe they decided to bring some civilization to your gross country.
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