|
Utnayan posted:And you are a loving idiot who hasn't contributed to a God drat thing your entire life, and that includes words on the internet while you try to continue to troll, and you are so loving bad at it I want to give you some lessons on the art. We could start by everyone looking at your poo poo post history. At least I am consistent and do have ethics in game design. Go snort some coke and have a heyday on another forum. I've been here since 2002 you little gently caress.  Regdate Showdown March 2017 Edition Glad to see you gave up making GBS threads on the Switch thread to come in and poo poo on Mass Effect instead. If I had the amount of free time you spend hating on consumer products I could become a polyglot.
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:03
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 20, 2024 11:08 |
|
|
Utnayan posted:And you are a loving idiot who hasn't contributed to a God drat thing your entire life, and that includes words on the internet while you try to continue to troll, and you are so loving bad at it I want to give you some lessons on the art. We could start by everyone looking at your poo poo post history. At least I am consistent and do have ethics in game design. Go snort some coke and have a heyday on another forum. I've been here since 2002 you little gently caress. I'm spending less than 1% of my EA shill earnings on this game.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:04
|
|
|
Utnayan posted:charge
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:05
|
|
|
Number Ten Cocks posted:I feel another reading comprehension meltdown coming on. Good point. We all have to be mentally retarded. Or whatever the hell else. To try and understand what happened here. Let me tell you what happened. The entire loving game was scrapped 2 times and what you are playing was poo poo stormed in a nightmare project in 25 months with voice actors phoned in, and when 3 awesome developers told EA to shut it down and not release this, it got overridden by a guy named Peter Moore who said EXACTLY THIS. "They will buy it because it is Mass Effect and if we kill the IP, We kill the IP. We have 80 mil in this. We will easily sell 6 mil on the IP alone. So gently caress it and let it burn" SOURCE MY rear end. Utnayan fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Mar 18, 2017 |
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:05
|
|
|
Oh, I'm sorry, did somebody say they were here since '02?  If GMG had a sale for this game at $30 I'd snap it up. But lol at people paying $60 for a multiplayer game with lag up the rear end. That Horizon's Dawn game looks great, but it's not on PC, so I can't check it out. Unless PSOnline has it for streaming?
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:06
|
|
|
And THAT is how much these pieces of poo poo give gently caress all about any of you.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:06
|
|
|
Man I expected a lot more from that big rock fiend monster thing on Eos. Singularity up all the explosive canisters from the nearby flatbed truck and hit it with a Throw and the thing loses like, all of its health.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:07
|
|
|
I'm enjoying the game so far, with a few qualifications.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:07
|
|
|
Utnayan posted:And you are a loving idiot who hasn't contributed to a God drat thing your entire life, and that includes words on the internet while you try to continue to troll, and you are so loving bad at it I want to give you some lessons on the art. We could start by everyone looking at your poo poo post history. At least I am consistent and do have ethics in game design. Go snort some coke and have a heyday on another forum. I've been here since 2002 you little gently caress. sir this is a dunkin donuts
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:08
|
|
|
Drifter posted:Oh, I'm sorry, did somebody say they were here since '02? wow only October 00, must be nice to be so young. I pre-ordered on psn like 6 months ago or whenever they started taking it so my money is in there anyway. Lets ride this crazy horse wherever its gonna take us.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:11
|
|
|
Dear Electronic Arts shills, I am an authentic 2000-er regdate haver, and a May 2000'er at that, and in exchange for a coupon lowering the launch-date cost of Mass Effect: Andromeda to $30 at any US-based store I will personally thank you for the coupon in this thread. The coupon may be for any platform as I own a PC, an Xbox One, and a Playstation 4. Imagine the shill points you will receive at shill central when you say you've bagged an actual Something Awful forums poster who registered back in 2000! You will probably get a raise, or at least more scrip at the Electronic Arts campus store. Please Private Message me if I need to provide additional details, Zachack
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:11
|
|
|
Utnayan posted:And you are a loving idiot who hasn't contributed to a God drat thing your entire life, and that includes words on the internet while you try to continue to troll, and you are so loving bad at it I want to give you some lessons on the art. We could start by everyone looking at your poo poo post history. At least I am consistent and do have ethics in game design. Go snort some coke and have a heyday on another forum. I've been here since 2002 you little gently caress.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:12
|
|
|
This literally is the DAI thread all over again holy poo poo
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:11
|
|
|
Evil Canadian posted:wow only October 00, must be nice to be so young. It will take you right down to poo poo town if you don't start standing up to your management. There is a poo poo storm coming in development. We all have our private forums. Think Snowden times 50. (Without any names obviously. People have to feed their loving kids) The time of publisher bullshit is over. poo poo is about to go down. And this one? Its loving over this time. We have all been waiting. a LONG loving time.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:13
|
|
|
cams posted:hahahaha you're great more posters should be like you You are a piece of poo poo troll and you always will be. I also love you. (Not gay... Dont tell that to the hiring HR crew over at Bioware for the last 8 months. Oops)
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:16
|
|
|
Utnayan posted:It will take you right down to poo poo town if you don't start standing up to your management.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:16
|
|
|
utnayan is this a bad time to ask you how you got your redtext
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:16
|
|
|
buglord posted:Speaking of charging, they removed the post-charge slow-down on vanguard? That was my favorite part about it. I can't seem to find any concrete info on it. I already deleted the beta because I ran out of hard drive space for another game. Yep, they removed slowdowns altogether so that singleplayer would be more similar to multiplayer. It's a huge nerf to Charge and Cloak, but those were already the best skills in the game and arguably still are, so...
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:16
|
|
|
Captain Oblivious posted:If you aren't playing on Hard or above you are casual filth When modern video games start handling difficulty settings like Blood 1 did in the '90s then I'll care about playing on Hard or above.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:17
|
|
|
Bloodplay it again posted:
Nobody should ever start a regdate showdown because all it does is establish who is the elder grognard. Other person you are quoting who I can't be bothered to quote is more than welcome to show their credentials no oh wait they did 
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:19
|
|
|
Now who wants to play some rocket league. And gently caress off with the half wit fucks on this forum who shill and crosspost from Neo Gaf, (Hey VG, check the loving IP's fuckface) and have some loving fun in game. Add me on steam. Utnayan. The king of your loving castle. I mean Jesus H Christ we had a guy talking about how awesome it was minorities were better animated. Knock that poo poo off. It's a poo poo game. Period. It will still sell a ton just like Pete wanted and stated. Because casual ma/pa gamers are fucksticks. And, nothing will be done. And this will continue.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:19
|
|
|
Fojar38 posted:sir this is a dunkin donuts Dunkin Donuts? Dunkin donutys. DUNKIN DONTUSSSSSSSS
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:20
|
|
|
Why is the animation/sound/camera so bad in MP now It's shameful
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:20
|
|
|
DancingShade posted:Nobody should ever start a regdate showdown because all it does is establish who is the elder grognard. Til someone shows up I am the eldest! What does EA pay to flip an such an elder goon to shill their cause cause I am willing to sell out.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:22
|
|
|
Goddammit, all you fukin' old timey pre Oct '00ers get my knackers up something fierce.  Zachack's got you beat, tho, Evil Canadian (maybe spend less time being evil and more time going to reading class). As the youngest of the oldest of the 2000 children, you should respect my authoritah and send me a ME:LAME game code, so I can give my incredibly unbiased and well-reasoned impressions of the game. Drifter fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Mar 18, 2017 |
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:22
|
|
|
How do I apply augmentations to things? It's not available in the Eos lab.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:22
|
|
|
Hace posted:Why is the animation/sound/camera so bad in MP now utnayan i think you're for real and sane people don't care as much about video games as you do. literally get help.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:23
|
|
|
Maybe... games is bad?
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:24
|
|
|
Utnayan posted:Now who wants to play some rocket league. And gently caress off with the half wit fucks on this forum who shill and crosspost from Neo Gaf, (Hey VG, check the loving IP's fuckface) and have some loving fun in game. Add me on steam. Utnayan. The king of your loving castle. I wished I cared about anything as much as you care about people liking this game.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:24
|
|
|
SurreptitiousMuffin posted:How do I apply augmentations to things? It's not available in the Eos lab. Stuff like AR scopes have to be applied at the equipment locker once you have the weapon, stuff like heatsink converters need to be applied while you build a weapon on the development screen. VV: Find the thing you want to build in the development menu and select it, then the augmentation slots unlock and can be highlighted and filled. You MAY need to have a valid augmentation type for that weapon for it to happen, though. Random Asshole fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Mar 18, 2017 |
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:24
|
|
|
Random rear end in a top hat posted:Stuff like AR scopes have to be applied at the equipment locker once you have the weapon, stuff like heatsink converters need to be applied while you build a weapon on the development screen.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:26
|
|
|
Drifter posted:Goddammit, all you fukin' old timey pre Oct '00ers get my knackers up something fierce. Ah here's an old timer trick you october 00's young lads might not know, you see I had an account from before the forum purge thus re-establishing oldness  .Is there a video listing move powers or something cursory google only brings up wannabe youtube personality "analysis" from trailers and stuff.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:26
|
|
|
Random rear end in a top hat posted:Stuff like AR scopes have to be applied at the equipment locker once you have the weapon, stuff like heatsink converters need to be applied while you build a weapon on the development screen. This poo poo should all be adjustable on the fly. What kind of battle weapon can't be ripped apart and swapped out for modular parts while you are on your stomach in the dirt? Oh wait mass effect delicate space lasers. Surprised they don't make you find a clean room to pull them apart.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:27
|
|
|
Utnayan posted:Good point. We all have to be mentally retarded. Or whatever the hell else. To try and understand what happened here. Let me tell you what happened. I'm so horny right now Also I preordered 2 more copies of the game. Up to 4 now
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:29
|
|
|
Hedrigall posted:I'm so horny right now I hope you have copies for each platform it's available on, March 21 2017!
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:31
|
|
|
Drifter posted:Oh, I'm sorry, did somebody say they were here since '02? I can see why people would want to buy a game, but a fair comparison may be Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (a flawed sequel in a very popular franchise.) That came out in August and has already been as low as $17 last month - on Steam, not a key reseller. I can't see ME:A staying at $60 for any length of time because EA is going to want copies out the door before brand tarnishes, so people will buy multiplayer packs, etc. There are enough bad reviews that this game isn't going to sell like hotcakes at release, and it has pretty fierce competition with a lot of hot games that have come out recently (like Horizon Zero Dawn or Nier.) The only reason to pay list is if you think this game is literally going to have The Witcher 3 levels of popularity and not need to go on sale because people are giving money to get something with a ton of GOTY press. You can think ME:A is fun and think it's garbage and I think everyone would agree that this is not going to be that game. Spend a few months on that backlog and save $40, easy choice.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:31
|
|
|
Utnayan posted:And you are a loving idiot who hasn't contributed to a God drat thing your entire life, and that includes words on the internet while you try to continue to troll, and you are so loving bad at it I want to give you some lessons on the art. We could start by everyone looking at your poo poo post history. At least I am consistent and do have ethics in game design. Go snort some coke and have a heyday on another forum. I've been here since 2002 you little gently caress. Already bought it.
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:31
|
|
|
i forgot how great utnayan is. something awful is truly a magical place anyway this game is still gonna sell like hot cakes because if you want to play an ~RPG in Space~ it's pretty much the only option anyone has with any real notoriety. a bad reception might hurt future games but as long as mass effect is literally its own niche i think they'll continue to sell well
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:33
|
|
|
monster on a stick posted:I can see why people would want to buy a game, but a fair comparison may be Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (a flawed sequel in a very popular franchise.) That came out in August and has already been as low as $17 last month - on Steam, not a key reseller. actually the game is probably going to sell pretty well because most people dont care about internet reviews (which aren't out yet and the professional first impressions have actually been pretty positive) or 4chan memes
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:33
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 20, 2024 11:08 |
|
|
Arglebargle III posted:Maybe... games is bad? Was that ever truly in question?
|
|
#
?
Mar 18, 2017 08:38
|
|