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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Any foreigner in a good country in the market for a fat powerlifter husband who loves to cook and is overwhelmingly bleakly cynical a jolly sort once you get to know him?

My original plan was to take on a lot of student debt early before inflation set in and disappear into academia but that may not cut it anymore

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


the black husserl posted:

Tillerson is Putin's buttboy and hes going to spread america's cheeks so wide that even average joe shitlords like you get hosed up the rear end by Russia

I'm glad that the bar for being a good politician in this nation has lowered so much that it's basically just "don't be a literal Russian spy".

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Quorum posted:

what, exactly, did they do
a bunch of nothing, unfortunately.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/823659076269801472

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

jarofpiss posted:

nothing as twisted as the tongue of a liberal!

forked or twisted or both? :raise:

or is it so twisted that it split into two that it is forked

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

Any foreigner in a good country in the market for a fat powerlifter husband who loves to cook and is overwhelmingly bleakly cynical a jolly sort once you get to know him?

My original plan was to take on a lot of student debt early before inflation set in and disappear into academia but that may not cut it anymore

There are no good countries anymore, comrade. There probably never were.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Epic High Five posted:

Any foreigner in a good country in the market for a fat powerlifter husband who loves to cook and is overwhelmingly bleakly cynical a jolly sort once you get to know him?

My original plan was to take on a lot of student debt early before inflation set in and disappear into academia but that may not cut it anymore

I'll gay marry you and we can move to Canada.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

It was p loving obvious. The merger is most likely getting denied

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
hey maybe the exxon ceo will get sent to the hague after we invade venezuela

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Doorknob Slobber posted:

i wish the penis one was bottom left

it's implied in every single one

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Nichael posted:

I'm glad that the bar for being a good politician in this nation has lowered so much that it's basically just "don't be a literal Russian spy".

Oh and don't forget that Tillerson would slit your momma's throat if it made one shiny nickel for Exxon.

Every single foreign policy move the US makes from now on will be to enrich Tillerson and his petro-oligarch cronies. Hope you're invested in Russian oil, because if not, you're hosed!

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

magiccarpet posted:

a bunch of nothing, unfortunately.

There's literally no way to stop a party line committee vote though :confused: there are more repubs than dems and the dems all voted against him

I mean yes when the floor vote comes they won't filibuster but up to this point they've done everything possible

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

FabioClone posted:

Trump must have had the worst political campaign in American history.

Stupid hats, rambling speeches, blatant racism, his campaign manager revealed to be an actual Russian agent, no tax returns, no oppo research, never asked Jesus for forgiveness, twitter meltdowns, grabs married women by the pussy hahahaha, under investigation for fraud and rape, ignores all polling, can't stop talking about polling, has weird hair, Cosby-style sexual assault allegations, a variety of photographs and a taped statement that show that he wants to sleep with his own daughter, threatens to use nukes irresponsibly ahahahaha, sad trip to mexico, fights with the pope hahaha, defends the size of his penis during a debate (!!!!!), accuses opponent's father of killing JFK and calls his wife ugly, attacks former POW for being tortured, pretends to be a retarded person by flailing his arms around and making a retarded face, and probably a lot more that I'm forgetting.

And he won!

Satan has been whispering the same thing in my ear every day since the election and it is making me quite insane.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
trump and brexit are probably profitable to my company lol

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

DrPossum posted:

we're gonna get the dem tea party analogs in 2018 aren't we :getin:
we tried during occupy but then the Class-Undervaluing Culture Kooks took over

now that they have demonstrably lost, bigly, we're trying again

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/susie_c/status/823665597330247681

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The DSA is basically the dem version of the tea-party

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Jose posted:

i'm glad i get to laugh at a trump presidency from afar and only suffer brexit

We're going to nuke you, fucker

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




its very pathetic that the only dem leadership to march in DC were Kerry and his dog. gently caress this dead gay party.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lemming posted:

We're going to nuke you, fucker

we've got our own nukes gently caress you and also good

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Jose posted:

we've got our own nukes gently caress you and also good

sounds like your subs arent working these days

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

magiccarpet posted:

its very pathetic that the only dem leadership to march in DC were Kerry and his dog. gently caress this dead gay party.

what i'm hearing is that kerry's dog should be considered for dnc chair

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Venom Snake posted:

The DSA is basically the dem version of the tea-party

Only filled with people who can read and are cool and good and who have sex regularly, that's the key difference.

The DSA people gently caress.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

The DSA is basically the dem version of the tea-party

rad as hell

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

we tried during occupy but then the Class-Undervaluing Culture Kooks took over

now that they have demonstrably lost, bigly, we're trying again

Venom Snake posted:

The DSA is basically the dem version of the tea-party

this, and it turns out the DSA is really big on intersectionality, sorry friend that you aren't going to get the All War Is Class War socialist front you're looking for

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

on the brightish side, at least the centerists annihilated whatever credibility they had left

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Kerry's Dog 2020

Who's A Good Boy? You, The Voters, Decide

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

magiccarpet posted:

its very pathetic that the only dem leadership to march in DC were Kerry and his dog. gently caress this dead gay party.

How many people do you think Kerry has killed? I think it's important to remember that John Kerry has personally taken human life. Of course a few of them were shot in the back while running away, but they still count.

quote:

According to Kerry and the two crewmen who accompanied him that night, Patrick Runyon and William Zaladonis, they surprised a group of Vietnamese men unloading sampans at a river crossing, who began running and failed to obey an order to stop. As the men fled, Kerry and his crew opened fire on the sampans and destroyed them, then rapidly left. During this encounter, Kerry received a shrapnel wound in the left arm above the elbow. It was for this injury that Kerry received his first Purple Heart Medal.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

magiccarpet posted:

sounds like your subs arent working these days

at least we're potentially dropping nukes on foreign soil unlike america https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1958_Tybee_Island_mid-air_collision

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
So, let's say that the intelligence community or some anonymous hacker obtains proof of Russia directing members of the Trump administration or rigging democracy... Are we to the point yet where trump can just waive it off as fake news seeing as literally every other demonstrably provable fact has been ignored by his base?

Have we hit peak fake news yet?

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

the black husserl posted:

How many people do you think Kerry has killed? I think it's important to remember that John Kerry has personally taken human life. Of course a few of them were shot in the back while running away, but they still count.

at least he killed them personally, a relatively clean and honest way to die

tillerson is indirectly responsible for the murder of the planet and its inhabitants, and yet his hands have never not been manicured

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

So, let's say that the intelligence community or some anonymous hacker obtains proof of Russia directing members of the Trump administration or rigging democracy... Are we to the point yet where trump can just waive it off as fake news seeing as literally every other demonstrably provable fact has been ignored by his base?

Have we hit peak fake news yet?

yes

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

So, let's say that the intelligence community or some anonymous hacker obtains proof of Russia directing members of the Trump administration or rigging democracy... Are we to the point yet where trump can just waive it off as fake news seeing as literally every other demonstrably provable fact has been ignored by his base?

Have we hit peak fake news yet?

i mean he might have been able to if he didn't spend the last 3 days being a national embarrassment via lying his rear end off

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
I mean, hell I can't even tell if the smash mouth inauguration cover was actually real or just some meme on the internet.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Nichael posted:

but seriously, dippin' dots is really bad

i think you mean insanely good

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Dr_0ctag0n posted:

So, let's say that the intelligence community or some anonymous hacker obtains proof of Russia directing members of the Trump administration or rigging democracy... Are we to the point yet where trump can just waive it off as fake news seeing as literally every other demonstrably provable fact has been ignored by his base?

Have we hit peak fake news yet?

It'll be a "scandal" for ten days and then promptly be forgotten.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Jose posted:

at least we're potentially dropping nukes on foreign soil unlike america https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1958_Tybee_Island_mid-air_collision

smh at this dumb slapfight

why can't you guys be more like canada, our insane racist murderers are home-grown

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

magiccarpet posted:

its very pathetic that the only dem leadership to march in DC were Kerry and his dog. gently caress this dead gay party.

pete buttigieg went

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Nichael posted:

It'll be a "scandal" for ten days and then promptly be forgotten.

i dunno, Depressed Trump seems like a different beast

he just mopes around the white house all day because nobody likes him, and his staff won't let him speak directly so his magic matter-deflecting meme power can't activate

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