Plinkey posted:

HEEEERRRRREEEE WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Baloogan posted:

and refugees are the uspol peeps who are being actively assimiliiated by our insideous cspam culture

Dogstoyevsky posted:

All these moments will be lost like happy meals in Chris Christie's panniculus.

crazy cloud posted:

there arent even any gifs here what the fvc (

Abugadu posted:

In Guam, normally it's about 55-45 for the Democratic presidential candidate. We're a day ahead and all that. Out votes don't count but we do a straw poll anyway.

Our current vote tallies are showing 75-25.

Baloogan posted:

BEAMS, of hope, light

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

November 8, 2016. The man turned into the elementary school parking lot and pulled into an empty spot. He wore rumpled clothes and reeked of stale bourbon. Flecks of cigarette ash clung to his stained shirt. His hair stuck out at odd angles and dark bags hung under his eyes like full trash-bags left dangling from the side of a dumpster. Any other day, a swarm of concerned adults would descend upon this man the moment he set foot on school property, but today was election day.

"Over," he muttered to himself. "Finally over."

Inside, he presented his ID to the poll watcher and received a ballot. A faint smile crept over his face as he approached the curtained voting booth. He threw back the curtain and the smile dropped.

Instead of a table and pen, there was a door. It swung open as he stepped closer. He saw his coffee table, with a fresh glass of bourbon sitting on a coaster. Otherwise the table was empty. He frowned. When was the last time he'd used a coaster? For that matter, the last time he'd cleaned that table? CNN played on the television. His eyes wandered to the date.

June 16, 2015.

A scream lodged in his throat. He tried to turn, to back away, but unseen hands pushed him forward towards the door.

"No!" His voice was raw. A tear ran down his cheek. "No, not again!"

On the television, Donald Trump descended his escalator.

Atoramos posted:

posting some images in this thread

Perfectly Safe posted:

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

CSPAM is being deleted. Sorry everyone. Hate to tell you this way but I just found out myself. I'm not supposed to say anything but gently caress that, I don't give a poo poo, what are they going to do fire me? Being co-mod of Pet Island or the Traditional Games subforum of SA isn't really anything I am interested in. CSPAM has been a hilarious place for a good while, but Slowtax and ZelDickgRande and all the rest of the basement dwellers who run this sad excuse of a website have decided deleting the third most popular subforum is better because it will improve D&D, end any headache with FYAD and get rid of a bunch of lf rejects who in their opinion do nothing more than post links to wddp.org and a bunch of anime images. It's a bullshit decision, but people don't notice the good stuff that goes on in CSPAM, just the crap.

So anyway, I'm asking people not to complain about CSPAM being deleted here. Keep this thread positive. Just quote your favorite CSPAM posts or images or whatever and let's all remember the good parts of CSPAM and the stuff that made us laugh. I dunno when they will finally close it but it's been nice modding for you guys. I hope you don't think I was a giant rear end and I guess this will be good for my life in the end, I can spend more time with my Chinese girlfriend and concentrating on work and less worrying about people posting images of shotacon dickgirls or whatever. I'm proud to have worked with all of you and I wish you good luck in your posting futures.

Al! posted:

i never got 2 say goodbye..............

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/795997944826699776

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/795975881076408321

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/796001268586213376

bhsman posted:

https://twitter.com/VGAdvisor/status/795998948104159232

HMS Beagle posted:

So has Joementum voted today?

Teikanmi posted:

cnn production values

GobiasIndustries posted:

VOTER FRAUD ALERT
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/796012874791387136

Venom Snake posted:

Venom Snake posted:

legednary names flash and i cant show that with a pee nnn gee

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/WallStCynic/status/796029968602034177

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/WallStCynic/status/796029968602034177

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Jeb.

Teddybear posted:

He really does hate Tiffany, doesn't he?

Straight White Shark posted:

God drat those are some pretty terrible caricatures, but still a great comic anyhow

Philthy posted:

What should I eat for lunch today. McDonalds, Burger King, Arbys, or Wendys.

logikv9 posted:

nice

Serf posted:

lmao @ this morlock

TBeats posted:

Voting and then waiting is the biggest cliffhanger since someone shot JR!!

Venom Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/795971845778444292

mormonpartyboat posted:

up next, a filing for an official injunction stating hes not owned

Thoguh posted:

What's the thread position on hailing things today?

frankenfreak posted:

Hail Satan and her loyal earthly servant, Slay Queen and Dread Abuela Hillary Clinton!

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/796047207816368130

Joementum posted:

Oh Snapple! posted:

this poor girl on MSNBC proud of throwing her vote away

crazy cloud posted:

Im the jill stein voter being interviewd on msnbc clearly high as gently caress on mushrooms

Im not really her but also really am in the as you are we 👏and👏 we👏 are 👏all together 👏

Joementum posted:

putting polling locations inside sandwich shops is a really good idea

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/796052758306713600