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500562 49.92%
139 0.01%
153 0.02%
500888 49.95%
940 0.09%
Total: 1002682 votes
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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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So I guess we're shitposting here now?
*cracks knuckles*
Time to get to work.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/795954831718498305

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Baloogan posted:

>_> I wasn't joking i need streams >_>

and a boyfriend ;_;

Dunno how long this'll stay up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9cB7o6a8ps

This looks to be official
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVlXX9_npTY

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Hmm Sean Hannity makes some good points here, guess I'm voting Trump now
https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/795845887037673472

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Paul Zuvella posted:

Who the gently caress is Bill Mitchell anyway.

The hero this thread needs
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/782331346161168384

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Trump is keeping his typical schedule, starts the day complaining about things on Fox & Friends
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/795983452462075904

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795984744546594816

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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ErIog posted:

Literally the only thing they're doing this morning. Also talking to undecided voters that somehow, magically, come around to voting Trump.

This is not a joke, just flipped over and the dude was cracking an egg on the griddle.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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https://twitter.com/KagroX/status/788164777549844480

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Sharparoni posted:

As I walked to my car this morning, I thought about Bill Mitchell's Yahoo Answers account, and laughed out loud all over again

quote:

Why don't they create a condom that covers just the top inch of your penis?
But it would slip off you say. That is the logical conclusion

However, I believe a condom could be engineered so it doesn't slip off simply by placing an adhesive on the inside that is designed for sticking to skin, but that can also be removed without causing injury. This would expose most of the penis to a more natural feel while providing protection at the business end.

I wonder why the condom companies have not tried to develop this, or maybe they have and failed.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Glad Abuela is having some fun :unsmith:
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/795955854059171840

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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zen death robot posted:

Source: I'm an admin

Huge, if true

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Bill Mitchell getting the racism machine warmed up
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795994210671493120

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795999749417684993

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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B-b-but I thought he was self funding his campaign!?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Jake Tapper gets it
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/795999420621979649

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

Hey this sounds a lot like voter intimidation!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Guacamayo posted:

WHERE IS THE TRUMP THREAD!!????!

It's fuckin dead, op.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796003810367930372
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796004887393955840

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Eifert Posting posted:

turn left trump thread nnnnoooooooo


:smith:

I think most people posting here are already pretty left

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Baloogan posted:

so any like, any streams worth watching? I tried CNN (boring) MSNBC (obring) fox (boring, and horrible commercials)


im just kinda bored i honestn'y prob shouldn't have stayed up all night or taken today off :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOe_RP1s65M ?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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TBeats posted:

Why is Donald Trump the nominee?

Some poo poo just don't make no sense, man.

Donald J. Trump being the republican presidential nominee actually makes perfect sense.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Pat Toomey is a coward
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/796009916960034816

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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:siren:VOTER FRAUD ALERT:siren:
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/796012874791387136

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Covok posted:

What do poll watchers hope to achieve, really?

Do they know we actually have people who monitor polls to ensure no voter fraud occurs?

Intimidate minorities into not voting :shrug:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Swedgin posted:

https://twitter.com/Fishbooom/status/796003756269780992

who the gently caress knows if this is actually true

but if it is

:getin:

Are you suggesting Dirty Fishgrease might not be telling the truth?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Grey Fox posted:

Do you want to be a reporter in that room the minute it's announced Trump loses? Gonna be some unhinged motherfuckers there.

100% yes

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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The ballots haven't resulted in an election yet, expect white smoke later tonight

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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nice

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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He's so generous with his money
https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/796019558104567809

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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CheesyDog posted:

If you give one candidate more votes, it turns out that they have more votes than they would otherwise have

That sounds like some nonsense liberal talk

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Guys I wonder if Donald Trump will release his tax returns today?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Phone posted:

I thought that Florida was the worst state, followed by New Hampshire, and then maybe Rhode Island?

:colbert:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Covok posted:

What godless abomination is this?

Rhode Island pizza. gently caress 'em.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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RocktheCaulk posted:

I'm shook on Colorado

We prob won't get single-payer health care and that sucks :(

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Joementum posted:

Robert Stafford. If you went to college you might have heard of him.

Or Justin Morill. If you went to a land grant college you might have heard of him.

Ah, the good old Morrill Act of 1862.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Turdfuzz posted:

vote bitch
get out to vote
get out to vote bitch
get out to vote

Not voting in this election would be Ludacris

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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Strong GOTV game right here

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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This is :perfect:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

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TRUMP

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Dec 14, 2007

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Democrazy posted:

I'm trying to psyche myself up for the returns tonight with a big playlist of the best Democratic speeches of the most recent era. So far, I've got:


Mario Cuomo's "A Tale Of Two Cities" speech at the 1984 DNC
Jesse Jackson's "The Long Pilgrimage" speech at the 1988 DNC
John Edwards "Two Americas" speech at the 2004 DNC
Barack Obama's speech at the Jefferson-Jackson dinner in 2007

Anything else I should have on there?

Michelle Obama's 2016 DNC speech. Or any Michelle Obama speech from this year really.

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