TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

First for Ed Balls.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 11:13

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 08:30

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm playing Yoshi's Wooly World with my girlfriend. In fact, I'm using both hands.

But have you got the Giant Yarn Yoshi amiibo?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:34

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

https://twitter.com/rembert/status/796111917299433472

Trump ~~Doctor Sex~~ Cake

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:54

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Will weed be legalized?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:45

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Florida Man does it again!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:51

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:00

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 05:00

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Where is Bugs Bunny and his saw when you need him.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 05:18

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

2020 will be hilary's turn.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 11:23

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

In time this too shall pass.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 17:10

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Does anyone remember rumors of stuff like this back during the election campaign?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 02:42

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

But he'll appoint pro life justices..

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 04:59

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Imagine if the tape came out.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 07:07

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Mayor Dave posted:

jesus christ slow this thread down piss donald isn't that interesting

Don't be such a wet blanket.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 07:44

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

RELEASE THE PISS TEST DONALD

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 08:18

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

check out sex tape and piss

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 12:30

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Yossarian-22 posted:

If this gets Trump impeached, how the hell will high school textbooks of the future cover this unfolding of events?

Alabama Evolution textbook style disclaimer.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 02:17

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

its the remix to ignition

ladies pissing on linen

i put the pee in PEOTUS

and the russians are snitchin

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 05:43

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Oh god imagine what Trump will do when he gets to the White House and finds the president's bed.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 06:29

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, a golden curtain has descended across the Continent.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 09:52

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

💛 🛀

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 11:30

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Yinlock posted:

i guarantee you trump does not know anything

He knows piss all.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 11:42

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

"Privet, kak ya mogu vam pomoch."

"HELLO, IS THAT RECEPTION?"

"Da."

"GOT A BIT OF A SITUATION UP HERE WITH THE BED."

"Tell me."

"LISTEN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS BUT UH� IT'S GOT A LOT OF PISS ON IT."

"�"

"THE BED. THE PRESIDENTIAL BED."

"Sir, did you�"

"NOT MY PISS, JESUS. GIRL PISS, LADY PISS. BUT IT'S PISS, AND IT'S EVERYWHERE."

"Sir, would you like me to send your butler�"

"NO, IT'S LATE, IT'S LATE. CAN SOMEONE BRING THE ROLLAWAY?"

"Da."

"AND UH� YEAH. PROBABLY GOING TO NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE THINK ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THE PISS."

"Can I ask, sir, exactly how much piss we are dealing with?"

"A COUPLE LITRES, I WOULD VENTURE."

"Excellent, sir. I will send the rollaway up right away."

"SURE, SURE. LISTEN UH� CAN YOU. UM. NOT MENTION THE PISS."

"Sir?"

"THE BEDFUL OF PISS. THAT I DID. THAT� THE GIRL PISS. DON'T MENTION IT, TO ANYONE."

"Of course."

"WE'LL DEAL WITH IT TOMORROW."

"Run it by me again, Mr Trump."

"LISTEN JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH THE BED IS."

"Sir, I'd just like to� indulge me, a second here. How did the piss get on the bed?"

"I PAID FOR THAT TO HAPPEN."

"Okay, OK. And it was�"

"THE PISS FLOWED FREELY FROM THE SEX GIRLS, YES."

"Ah, OK, OK. And you weren't�"

"I WASN'T INVOLVED WITH THE PISS AT ALL, OK? GET THAT OUTTA YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT AWAY. I JUST SAT THERE AND WATCHED. I WASN'T UNDER THE PISS STREAM."

"So it was just�"

"REVENGE. I GOT CALL GIRLS TO PISS ON THE OBAMA BED FOR REVENGE."

"�"

"YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND, DO YOU?"

"No, sir."

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 11:44

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

pissssssssssssss

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 14:39

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Prof. Lurker posted:

https://twitter.com/Slate/status/820044120991420416

So he's married, but fooling around with a fox on the side. Poor woman. Her husband is a cheetah.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 04:35

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

DryGoods posted:

There's been tons of fake news swirling around President-elect trump from those jealous of his continuing success. We really need a spotlight on the Left to show everyone who the real bad guys are. We need a man to stand up for what's right. That man, once again, is James O'Keefe.

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/820002475084304385

Hillary Clinton piss video?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 08:49

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Is there going to be some serious riots and poo poo at the inauguration?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 11:21

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Baloogan have you ever met Drake?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 13:15

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Baloogan posted:

uh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

like, truro?

No like Drake, the six god.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 13:19

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Wow I picked a bad time to become a Russian ambassador.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 13:47

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

I wonder what the ghost of Thomas Jefferson is thinking right now.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 14:15

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Astroclassicist posted:

He's so mad, and he's not even President yet. This either ends with him breaking down and pissing on live TV, or nuclear war.

Or both!

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 14:22

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Why does Trump want the piss of all those journalists?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 06:41

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Baloogan post nudes.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 09:38

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Baloogan posted:

Pacific Theater of Operations

you have flashbacks to the war?

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 12:28

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

I hope the USA Freedom Kids make another appearance but Trump already ripped them off so I doubt it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8MaNg6lHKU

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 06:42

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Fox News Tucker Carlson discredited...the guys claiming the protesters are being paid to their face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZl37py_rOQ

Wtf

haha this is awesome

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 04:40

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/821558462039621632

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 04:44

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/821699672687448064

sorry the answer was something something FAKE NEWS

I'm the unnecessary apostrophe.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 13:48

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 08:30

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

quote:

This Guy Tricked Infowars Into Publishing A Completely Fake Report On Trump

Markus Muir told BuzzFeed News: �It was a cut and paste job of what I said to him and it was all bullshit, I made it all up.�

A man based in Scotland has revealed to BuzzFeed News how he tricked the right-wing conspiracy site Infowars into publishing a completely fake report about president-elect Donald Trump.

Markus Muir, a 27-year-old marketing professional from Glasgow, sent a direct message on Twitter to Infowars� editor-at-large Paul Joseph Watson claiming BuzzFeed News and CNN were due to release harmful footage of Trump.

The report, which has now been shared over 15,000 times on Facebook, directly quoted the messages which claimed the footage of Trump showed him using the N-word in a previously-unseen outtake of The Apprentice.

Muir, who claimed in the messages to work for NBC, has revealed he was the single source for the report in the form of an account which he set up solely for the prank. He said Watson did not ask for any evidence that he worked for NBC or about how he gained the information.

It was not until after the Infowars report was published that Muir contacted BuzzFeed News in New York and revealed his role in it. To verify his claims and view his messages with Watson, a reporter then met him in person in Scotland.

�I said I worked at NBC and couldn�t say any more,� said Muir. �It was only two direct messages and I thought he might ask for more confirmation. I went to bed, forgot about it, then I checked his feed on the train to work and it was just him saying there was huge news about to come out.

�I couldn�t believe it. It was a cut and paste job of what I said to him and it was all bullshit � I made it all up.�

Infowars was created by right-wing radio host Alex Jones, who has been described as �America�s leading conspiracy theorist�.

Jones believes the US government was behind the 9/11 attacks and the Oklahoma City bombing, and described the 2012 Sandy Hook school shooting, in which 20 children and six staff were killed, as �completely fake�. The site was strongly pro-Trump during the US election and frequently denounced Hillary Clinton.

In the message exchange with Muir, Watson pledged that Jones would pass on the information to �Steve B� or Steve Bannon, the former executive of Breitbart News who has been appointed Trump�s chief of strategy.

Muir said he watched in astonishment as the news spread on right-wing news outlets and social media profiles, sometimes with other false information � such as that it proves CNN owns BuzzFeed � added to his original lie.

The 27-year-old is a former journalism student who became interested in fake news during the US election and wanted to see how it was generated, and he spotted that Watson was directly contactable via Twitter.

�I was watching a CNN discussion on fake news and I got interested in it. That guy [Watson] was retweeted into my timeline, some horrible thing he posted about mental health, and I saw his profile had direct messages open,� Muir told BuzzFeed News.

�I wondered how fake news starts so I quickly set up a fake account, didn�t bother following anyone, used a stupid picture of a bad guy from a film � and sent him a message. I didn�t think he�d get back to me because it was ludicrous.�

The Infowars report quotes the messages multiple times. The phrases �very damaging� and �nuclear in impact� appear in both, as does the warning: �The plan is to leak it to CNN and BuzzFeed (as the ultimate gently caress you) on Wednesday at 3pm.�

The report also quotes the �source� as saying: �They should have released it on MLK day, but they want assurances of financial backing in case they get sued. One person still works for The Apprentice, he even thinks this will help with ratings!�

After initially finding his successful prank funny, Muir became concerned that he was simply adding to the multitude of fake news associated with Trump and worried about how easy it was to spread falsehoods on the internet.

�I just fed him that, but he could make up stuff all the time and people would believe it,� said Muir. �If he posts stuff that�s racist or whatever, it will keep getting retweeted.

�There�s no level of judgement from these people claiming to be journalists, there is no rigour whatsoever and they�re the first people to see an article from The New York Times or CNN or BuzzFeed and call it fake news.�

He added: �Another scary thing that this is just me doing it and it took 20 minutes. If, say, the Russians are setting up things to put out disinformation they clearly don�t need a sophisticated process.

�They can just give that idiot a story and he�ll run with it.�

BuzzFeed News contacted Watson to ask why he published the content of the DMs without checking whether the information was real. He replied only: �BuzzFeed is cancer. BuzzFeed is fake news.�

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/this-guy-tricked-infowars-into-publishing-a-completely-fake?utm_term=.supqyq90Z#.ckVdndXzG

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jan 19, 2017

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 03:25

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