TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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	500562	49.92%
	139	0.01%
	153	0.02%
	500888	49.95%
	940	0.09%
Total:	1002682 votes

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Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

comingafteryouall posted:

Massive turnout means wins right?

Yes, almost certainly.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:03

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 04:49

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

ErIog posted:

Lol, Trump's gonna win Catholics.. right.. gotcha..

you fuckers are high

Didn't the pope (kinda indirectly) say 'We don't like men who build walls'?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:12

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

But...I'm a walking, breathing historian and I say Trump is hosed.

Fight me irl Newt, you Congo-defending shitbird.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:37

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

It's going to be loving hilarious if Trump's ground game is so bad he can't even organize voter intimidation gangs properly.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:14

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Knowing Trump got poo poo on by the crowd at his polling place makes me very happy.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:22

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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with a bear.

Agrajag posted:

and now i know what's been missing in my life

Have you never seen Fury Road.

Go watch Fury Road to pass some time. You will be happy.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:24

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Swedgin posted:

Brian Fallon just said on MSNBC that the Clinton campaign has reports of 300% increase in turnout in South Philly

Open the loving bloodgates!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:13

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Star posted:

I can't be happier that this day has finally come. Please do your job USA and kick this loving clown's rear end

Love
Europe

We're tryin', man, we're tryin'.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:34

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Yinlock posted:

I'm still ~straight edge~ so I will remain sober as gently caress for this entire election day.

One of you please pick up my shriveled corpse on the way out.

This is, like, one of the few days I wish my arthritis meds didn't stop me from drinking.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:15

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Covok posted:

Trump really, really doesn't know how to just say "I lost" does he?

But he really wanted to win! He always gets the things he wants!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:18

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/meganmesserly/status/796068747043708928

Isn't it completely normal policy for a polling place to let people in line before close vote.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:18

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

TwoStepBoog posted:

it would go very very badly for every network that reported on it if it turned out to be horseshit.

As opposed to all the horseshit they slung at Clinton?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:20

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Shageletic posted:

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/796058476766052356

There's something monumentally sad about the fact that the black community still has to do this. Like, still has to fight harder to just get to cast their ballots. loving hell, Justice Roberts. Do you think he actually understood he was opening the door for this poo poo or was he just an rear end in a top hat who thought 'Racism is over!' :downs:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:27

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

evilweasel posted:

the judge just read off what he's asking and was like ....what? what are you even asking for?

Obviously for the judge to just change all the votes for Trump so he wins. Duh.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:28

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

exquisite tea posted:

That was only a taste of tonight's cobbing.

We can only hope it's all so delicious.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:58

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Montasque posted:

Hannity says the next few days he is going to talk about the end of the OLD REPUBLICAN ORDER and how A NEW RIGHT is emerging...

His big beef with the old order is not listening to working people(White people).

This kinda sounds like he thinks they're going to lose but by less than Romney, thus justifying that Trumpism is better?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:25

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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with a bear.

DarkstarIV posted:

MSNBC reporting that Trump is already planning to file another lawsuit in PA over the voting machines there.

So his plan is to keep suing until he wins, then?

lol

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:33

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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with a bear.

exquisite tea posted:

Truth be told they do have some wiggle room. If Clinton's at a +6 or a +7 nationally they could pull it off.

Which is at the upper limit of the pre-election polling and so fully possible.

Lmao at Nate's model being 'Iunno' in the end, though.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:40

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Slate Action posted:

The dirty secret of election day coverage is that no one really knows a god drat thing until the votes are counted so it's all just anecdotes and filler.

My head knows this is true, but my heart seeks any reassurance I can find of Dread Abuela's ultimate victory over the fascism yam.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:43

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Is Hillsborough Dem or Rep as a County?

Is turnout there good or bad.

I do not know Florida.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:49

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Things sound like they aren't going well in Ohio.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:50

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

So basically Florida turnout day-of is looking pretty good and we already had a good EV period?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:54

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I'm getting a little nervous and I'm not sure why.

The news is mostly good so far.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:06

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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with a bear.

Schnorkles posted:

If you all start arzying because of early exits I will fight each and every one of you.

Why are early exits unreliable and what are some examples so I can know not to arzy?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:49

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Straight White Shark posted:

Wednesday.

When, exactly, will we start knowing if we're in for celebration or 10,000 years of suffering?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:50

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Slate Action posted:

ohhhh yes

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/796107922342350848

They're saying Michigan is on track to break our turnout records.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:55

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Turnout eclipsing 2012 is good, right?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:58

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/ElectProject/status/796117375900712960

Broward ya beauty

So, uh, we getting Florida, then?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 23:32

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Schnorkles posted:

If the electorate is 70% white stick a goddamn fork in it

For HRC, you mean? As in, she wins if this is true?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 23:38

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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with a bear.

Ein Sexmonster posted:

Remember the dem primary exit polls?

I really wouldn't read much into exit polling.

While true I would rather the crazy data be good for us than bad at all times.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 23:42

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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with a bear.

frankenfreak posted:

The ~~Trump campaign~~ Republican Party has been trying to mak a red MI happen all cycle.

They're convinced it hates Clinton based on the Primary.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 23:51

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Swedgin posted:

uh, about those CNN Hispanic exit polls

https://twitter.com/LatinoDecisions/status/796125590747303936

Still an early exit poll and so trash, right? But good trash.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:03

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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with a bear.

Schnorkles posted:

Uh..

UHHHHHH

What are we UHHHHH about?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:42

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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with a bear.

Corny posted:

ABC has her winning college educated white women by 32 loving POINTS HOLY poo poo

If this is true, does this signal loving landslide.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:58

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Did we just get Florida?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:38

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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with a bear.

Did we get Florida?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:11

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Schnorkles posted:

FL gonna be close holy poo poo

What? You said it was over. I'm arzying hard!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:13

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Oh god we're going to lose aren't we

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:15

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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Schnorkles posted:

Good news: NC is looking better than thought

Bad news: FL is hory poo poo

If we win NC and lose FL will we still win.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:24

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Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
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Schnorkles posted:

just a sidenote there's a lot in Broward.

How much?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:28

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