CheesyDog posted:

If you give one candidate more votes, it turns out that they have more votes than they would otherwise have

comingafteryouall posted:

Hey people who think Trump is going to win according to the poll, why don't y'all post? let's get real weird and crazy in this thread and we need you to post

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

I'd actually like to try this

like, not eat it regularly

but just try it once to say I have

Winter Stormer posted:

I give up, who's dweebazoid

schwein11 posted:

Worried about the rain coming our way soon. Also had 5 machines not working during pre-work rush.

triple sulk posted:

Mirthless posted:

Putin will suddenly get very very quiet and hope we forget he's there

He is petrified of a Clinton victory. Russian strength is an illusion, (backed by SPOOKY nuclear weapons ) a leader who disbelieves in that illusion is not someone he wants to deal with.

evilweasel posted:

why is nobody focused on the story of the night, the egg mcmuffin vote

is he going to do it

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/796047207816368130

RACHET posted:

Voter fraud no longer acts out by dead voters or busing voters around, or even fake absentee ballots.

Election theft today is much more sophisticated and sinister. It occurs via electronic voting and counting systems.

And here’s the kicker; Soros has control of most of the IP of voting machines and counting systems scattered across the USA. His IT people have control of voting software that is present in every state.

Zero One posted:

http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/796053946938757120

Shageletic posted:

limit contact to cable news this is all points bulletin i repeat limit your exposure

Tiler Kiwi posted:

meme magic is destroying crooked Hillary

let despair wash over you

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Bunleigh posted:

I don't know how people can be unshook right now

This is motherfucking terrifying

Quidam Viator posted:

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THIS MOMENT.

THIS loving MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE ALL SHOOK AS gently caress.

NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS STABLE. NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS REAL.

CHAOS LOOMS AROUND THE CORNER. YOUR CONSTANT ASSERTIONS THAT I AM CRAZY AND YOU ARE SANE ARE THROWN IN THE loving HAZARD, AREN'T THEY?

WE ARE ACCELERATING TOWARDS CHAOS AND COLLAPSE. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BAN THE FEELING OF HOW loving SHOOK YOU PLEBS ARE AT THIS MOMENT.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES, YOU CONDESCENDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES.

exquisite tea posted:

Bill Mitchell's tweet about ignoring all polls was prescient. Bill Mitchell is a genius.

zen death robot posted:

there i think things are running better now

Nodelphi posted:

Seriously, no bullshit is it time to Arzy? I am too drunk to critically think atm.

Boner Zone posted:

what kind of gun should I get

Hypha posted:

Guys, what if Trump is good?

Just asking questions?

Squizzle posted:

oh my lord if she runs the board on the toss-ups (pa nh me mi) then alaska cpuld win it for her

this fuckin election

Jonked posted:

Even though I believe that Hillary Clinton is going to win MI, WI, and PA... I am supremely disappointed in America.

Wait poo poo this isn't the meltdown thread.

change my name posted:

All I can do is laugh, I forgot I work on climate change stuff for the government right now lol

sugar free jazz posted:

nothing matters u loving shithead nothing he does matters one way or the otehr nothing



matters



at alllllllll

euphronius posted:

So trump out performed polls by like 5-7% nationally ?

kaleedity posted:

I would've said in both the primaries and the election that, among candidates that poll > 5%, the weakest candidates consistently won. My faith in democracy has never been more diminished.

euphronius posted:

It certainly is interesting
With no organized gotv
And little support from republicans leaders
He never was ahead in wi pa or mi

Huh

Traveller posted:

Secretary of Energy Jill Stein.

I mean, why not?

crabcakes66 posted:

So we will probably lose gay marriage, abortion rights. ACA. Trump will come for your weed regardless of state law. Climate change will go unchecked. Subsidies for renewables and electric cars will disappear. Voting rights will be further diminished. Trade and immigration could see massive disruptions but we don't really know.



What am I missing.

Blind Pineapple posted:

So, uh, there's still a chance Trump pivots to the left, right?

Louisgod posted:

People are going to call him Mr President

And he's going to smile every time

And he's going to get a major erection each time


And oh god the state of the union addresses and the correspondence dinners and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Spoondick posted:

i for one am excited to see how this accelerationism thing is going to turn out

Mr Interweb posted:

Well...that didn't go according to plan, did it?

At least the accelerationists get their wish.

breaklaw posted:

Warren, Bernie and Hillary are all too old for 2020. They will try and find some handsome Latino and try with everything they've got to make a Hispanic Obama happen.

Philthy posted:

This is what I am not understanding. They had it perfected the past two elections nearly. These were so far off that it just boggles the mind.