TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Hello, thread

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 12:32

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 08:08

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

iospace posted:

Are you going to chaos dunk Boosted if you see him?

He lives in Soith Carolina, dumbo!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 13:11

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

redneck nazgul posted:

cross-fuckin-postin, try and stop me

D&D: O that we had here
But one ten thousand of those men in Day Crew
That do no posting to-day!

BALOOGAN: What's he that wishes so?
My cousin, D&D? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to toxx, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to post,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Joementum, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my quotes;
It yearns me not if men my custom titles wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet postcount,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from Nite Crew.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, D&D, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this thread,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And red text for USPOL put into his purse;
We would not post in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of CSPAM.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of CSPAM.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint CSPAM."
Then will he strip his rap sheet and show his sixers,
And say "These wounds I had on CSPAM's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words�
Ed Balls, Trump and Doctor,
Big Wet and rear end, Sex and Cake�
Be in their flowing bottles freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And CSPAM Trump Thread shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that posts his posts with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in D&D now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their sippy cups cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint CSPAM's day.

I think not.

CSpam are the good guys and D&D are the bad guys

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 13:14

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Trump thread dead, so what

:3:

Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:04

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Baloogan posted:

d&d ARE THE englishmen now a bed aka d&d

ok. gotcha

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:05

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Baloogan posted:

>_> I wasn't joking i need streams >_>

streams of liquor

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:22

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

GAGA GOES GAGA FOR GOERING

Radio Gaga

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:26

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

So if there is violence/intimidation incidents, is this the thread where they will ~~happen~~ be posted?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:31

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

jarofpiss posted:

i feel nauseous

You have been impregnated with a Trump presidency. You are due in two months.

Congratulations!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:32

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/AlexDiPrato/status/795981908014465024

Honeytrap spotted

E: Probably auditioning for Trump TV and went through the wrong door.

:mamacita:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:36

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Honeytrap spotted

E: Probably auditioning for Trump TV and went through the wrong door.

Isn't Roger Ailes advising on Trump TV? Guaranteed they were fleeing from auditions

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:39

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

what happened to the trump thread, have I gone blind or did it finally ascend into heaven in a chorus of farts

Trump thread dead so what

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:43

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

CheesyDog posted:

I'm sitting in my polling station parking lot watching an overweight man in dress pants struggling to get a Johnson/Weld sign to stand up, and it keeps falling down over and over and over again.

He is illegally parked.

Sir, I think you'll find he's a sovereign citizen. :reject:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:45

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

the GOP hates all nonpasty people

Excuse me. The correct term is "person of paleness". :colbert:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:09

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Guy DeBorgore posted:

that's amazing. but it's really not coming back? you never appreciate what you've got til its gone... all the posts i wanted to make but never found the time...

Apparently CSPAM is getting closed today, according to mods

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:13

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

its closing at noon central

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:18

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Pick posted:

Pick, what happened to your av? What's the story?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:25

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Pick posted:

though generally speaking it comes from people who are super mad I post stories about lovely first dates because clearly it means I hate all men

tho if I hated men I wouldn't give so many of them a shot to date me. it's not my fault if they act like jerkoffs.

Pick posted:

good lord you have generic white guy face. I mean that's not a problem but please develop a characteristic that makes you easier to distinguish because there are just fuckin swarms of humans and keeping track of em all is kind of a hassle

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:32

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Karl Barks posted:

everyone please pray for my very conservative father, tonight will be hard for him

How does he feel about your rapsheet? :devil:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:36

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Karl Barks posted:

he is proud of his son

Even the reason why you got banned once? Not a very nice reason.

BTW was that why you chose the name Karl Barks?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:41

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Karl Barks posted:

don't believe everything you read, that ban was the LF purge. no idea who vistaquest is!!! i was already karl barks at that point

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:44

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Karl Barks posted:

lol that there are probably a bunch of people who check my rap sheet and think i'm a dog fucker

Do you have a dog named "Karl"?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:45

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Karl Barks posted:

lol that there are probably a bunch of people who check my rap sheet and think i'm a dog fucker

Some people are saying your dog is called Karl and they wonder why he barks so much.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:51

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Baloogan posted:

im willing to be bexited, and brexited hard

Depends if you are the Brexiter or the Brexitee.

I've been Brexited and it wasn't very pleasant.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:59

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Joementum posted:

trump's going to win Rhode Island, the worst state

https://twitter.com/asamjulian/status/796023097379917825

News at Ten: 76 people asked by a stranger in a MAGA hat told him what he wanted to hear. 3 people did not.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:26

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

ReV VAdAUL posted:

Nate Silver and Harry Enten discuss their polling model, late 2016

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:34

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Typo posted:

The Kremlin had being having doubts about a Trump presidency since October or so actually: too upredictable, no telling if he's gonna continue pro-Russia after he's in office or if he'll get into tweet war vs Putin

Yeah but RU/CH/NK always gently caress with military affairs around when a new president is elected/enters office to test the response.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:44

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

BeOSPOS posted:

Heard you guys had a problem with zika.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:45

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

ReV VAdAUL posted:

A crowded field meant that the anti-Trump vote couldn't solidify around one candidate and he picked them off one by one. Also his rhetoric was specifically targeted to what the base loves while the others were more subtle so it was it was easier to pivot for the general election.

Also the fact that the candidates were essentially indistinguishable from each other on policy points. Even Jeb - who was supposed to be the sympathetic one for hispanics - pivotted. Christie abandoned his social liberalism. They all became pretty much clones of each other with Trump standing out as an individual and catching all the headlines.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:53

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Wikileaks posted:

The only thing that Russia has that is threatening to us is a nuclear arsenal. We have better ICBM technology and more ICBMs, we just don't have as many nuclear warheads to put on them. We also have better early warning systems and missile defenses.

Anyone who is afraid of Russia in 2016 has seen too many spy movies.

That's what some people are saying.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:56

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/WallStCynic/status/796029968602034177

It's not intimidation, it's just he's never done it before. He's copying Melania's work.

And so ended up voting for Clinton :negative:

comedy snyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyype

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:00

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

what about these AZ protests?

cnn reporting protests outside poll station

Josef K. Sourdust fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Nov 8, 2016

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:56

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

GobiasIndustries posted:

Here's some of the judge for those who missed it
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/796076676480434176

Ken Bone spotted???

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:58

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Election thread in GBS is 7 pages.

You know where the action is.

It is behind the sofa.

:feelsgood:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:11

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

GobiasIndustries posted:

Boosted made the trip to NY I see.

Hat status: unworn

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:12

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

WampaLord posted:

What is the story with this?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:16

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/healerhauler/status/697069175337054208

Pies have pastry lids, you fool.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:32

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Big McHuge posted:

My apple pie with a bourbon-bacon crumble on top would like to have a word.

If it forms a crust you are permitted. Proceed.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:36

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

mikemil828 posted:

Unless it's pumpkin or pecan

I know not of which you speak, mikemil828. I suspect these foodstuffs - though delicious - fall out of the category of "pie". Enjoy your delicacies, misnamed though they be.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:39

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 08:08

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

mikemil828 posted:

Not even Key Lime?

I fear not.

Should it rather be called a "tart" (hard-pastry crust with fruit filling, no lid)?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:47

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