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ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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NecroMonster posted:

i dunno, what if you just shoot everyone who doesn't agree with/work with you the way the nazi's did?

I know we're all discussing worst case scenarios etc but there is literally no way anyone would get away with straight up purging political opponents in the USA in the 21st century

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Jan 2, 2004


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also im being charitable here but don't white house staff (not staffers), like, people doing the cleaning, cooking whatever, stick around? maybe it's miscommunication?

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Jan 2, 2004


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Covok posted:

To be honest, Banon only soothes a portion of the base. I know people who signed up with Trump for trade negations and an end to neoliberalism and neoconservatism in government and think Breibert is trash, this probably doesn't balance out for them.

But, lol nothing matters probably. I bet if I bring this up with them they'll justify it somehow.

Before you ask, not friends but people I know through work.

He already got the presidency, why would he care about what anyone but himself think about his staff picks

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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Agrajag posted:

i think its time to crack some nazi skulls

remember to only crack nazi skulls ironically

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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So what does off-the-record conversations between a President and the press normally contain? Because I'm assuming yelling about the lying media and the photos they use isn't normal.

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Jan 2, 2004


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spunkshui posted:

Rules change with one party starts buying up newspapers.

Which is why I'm asking. I read somewhere that Obama (And probably earlier presidents too) had some off-the-record segments and wondered what they would contain in a sane presidency.

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Jan 2, 2004


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Nichael posted:

In a hypothetical scenario wherein faithless electors decide this election, there will be no slaughter, war, or bloodshed. There will be a few protests from deplorable Nazi collaborators. They will parade around frog memes for about three days and then immediately get back to jerking it to pedo anime porn.

and then precedence is set and welp welcome to never seeing another Democrat president again ever

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Jan 2, 2004


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Fish Of Doom posted:

So what are the odds that later today he just says, "I never said any of that, lying New York Times, folks"?

I would hope at least one person on the NYT staff is competent enough to bring a dictaphone to an on-the-record meeting

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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basically, Trump tells audience what he thinks they want to hear, regardless of what he's said before

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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CortezFantastic posted:

this did not happen

it did happen but the bill gates call was just bill yelling "RESIGN YOU FUCKER" repeatedly, and cook was just begging him to not impose tariffs on iphones

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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hey what happened with the adventure game someone was making before the election? the one with trump doctor

who was the one making it?

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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Al! posted:

that's code for i get distracted by every shiny new project that hoves into my field of vision

what was the music you used in the test vids for the game?

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Breitbart voting reform



what, no "literacy" tests?

also isnt voter fraud already a felony

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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Baloogan posted:

mormons are pretty cool and in a post WWIII world mormons will be chillin, working together hand in hand to make the world whole again

Unless youre gay. Remember, mormons were the main force behind prop 8

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Jan 2, 2004


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skylined! posted:

So in referencing the trump always guilty of what he accuses paradox, trump absolutely is guilty of widespread voter fraud in his favor

yep

skylined! posted:

and the election is going to be overturned. Uh oh.

hahahahahahaha fat chance

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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KiteAuraan posted:

I figured short of nukes we couldn't create earthquakes. I was loving wrong and we've dun hosed Texas and Oklahoma's tectonic plates.

Does it actually impact tectonic plates? I thought the fracking earthquakes were more shallow, so while still bad, they wouldn't gently caress up on a grander scale.

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octobernight posted:

Last derail, but I was wrong. Fracking doesn't cause quakes. I mean, it's from the US government and they're staffed by bureaucrat scientists, so I would trust them. I guess its just a byproduct of wastewater disposal. Regardless, let them dispose water any way they want, I don't care. Maybe we could get another grand canyon to visit.

That's like saying "it isnt the fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end". Wastewater disposal is a direct consequence of the fracking industry.

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Jan 2, 2004


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This could just be coincidential I guess - this event was probably planned and booked months in advance.

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Jan 2, 2004


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my prediction: the FBI will investigate podesta and the pizza places after Trump mentions pizzagate, and they will uncover the largest weed grow op in DC

will turn out reddit was right about it being some kind of code, just wrong about what kind

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Jan 2, 2004


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Oiled and Ready posted:

Here is what they consider the cleaned up, non-insane graphic for "blue pills"

https://i.sli.mg/3AlqlU.jpg

just as insane

so they took out the edited wikipedia "hankerchief code" image and now it looks even more stupid

also removing something that looks like a pedophile icon from their logo also totally means reddit was right, there is no possible other reason a company would remove things linked to pedos from their logos at all

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Jan 2, 2004


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Oiled and Ready posted:

Tor with noscript and a VPN is supposed to be the entirety of the shield*, the pizza slang is presumably just because they're weird people who enjoy ritualizing their sick lifestyle to make themselves feel less bad

*I know this from way back in the original Silk Road days, no clue what the darkweb security protocol is now

yeah, the pedo ring busted in Norway apparently had people talking explicitly about what they wanted and planned to do, if you use pedo sites via Tor there's no reason for code words, that's basically like if you're sitting in the basement with some friends smoking a blunt and you're saying "hey pass me that smoked ham"

though Tor isn't 100% safe, there was this case a few years back where the FBI used an exploit to unmask the IPs of various Tor users (including people completely unrelated to pedo stuff, since they infected Tormail)

also it seems like FBI (or some of their friends) have been using the same method to unmask Tor users recently

but using code words when you're on a website that is explicitly made for pedos won't help you at all in the courtroom

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Oiled and Ready posted:

You can set up a honeypot Tor "bridge" of some sort to catch these people, but most of the time (especially when there is a real-life component to their activities) these people are caught by simply watching them and waiting for identifying information.

nah, you can't "bridge" Tor onion sites, they are pretty much entirely safe for the users from a theoretical standpoint - which is why the FBI decided to burn a very valuable unknown exploit - for them it was worth it to get the IPs of thousands of Tor users they otherwise wouldn't have any other identifying information on

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Jan 2, 2004


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twitter analytics showed the announcement was viewed as reasonably favorable by liberals, which means he was a bad choice and we should switch him out

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Jan 2, 2004


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zegermans posted:

Did they not give him the interview questions and answers in time?

nah, I think it's just that trump was pretty late to his meeting with Carrier and he also has a victory tour stop later tonight so he just won't have time to be there

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Wow only $40 for a shirt what a steal

are they at least made in america

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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this isnt the first time trump has made a woman cry, and he felt she should be happy with what he had done instead

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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WarMECH posted:

trump's plane crashing means president pence and that is nothing to joke about

arent they both on the same plane? or do they fly in separate planes just to avoid such a scenario?

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Jan 2, 2004


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lol, obama will have to end up with a formal personal apology to china

and then trump will call him a pussy, double down and declare that he will support taiwans independence

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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Pook Good Mook posted:

If you're worried about Trump using nukes you should be worried about low-yield nukes we've been developing for the past 10 years that can be strapped on the bottom of F-15's that are designed to hit hardened targets.

Good luck getting small-scale nukes back off the table once a country uses them just once, even if it's against "bad guys" that no country would be upset to see gone.

actually that was last week's worry when we thought maybe he would use nukes against isis

this week he's pissing off china and the question is just who will be the first to push the ww3 button, trump or china

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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now USD/CNY is back to pre-wtf levels again

http://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=USD&to=CNY&view=12h

wtf happened 40 minuges ago?

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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Tainen posted:

When does trump get the briefing on the Aliens?

"A trillion $ to house aliens at Area 51.Releasing them today. Waste!"

He already got it weeks ago, but he didn't read it.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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so I assume this walmart-mexico thing won't really matter because as I understand it they're only expanding their chain in mexico

it's not like you can outsource baggers and greeters to other countries so most walmart jobs are safe

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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but arent russia and iran friends

will this be what drives a wedge between trump and the rest of the gop

ymgve fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Dec 8, 2016

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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have any trump visitors started using the stairs to avoid the elevator cams

does trump tower even have non-emergency stairs

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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best part of pizzagate is the spiderweb thin connections

marina abramovic is totally involved because she's doing occult poo poo and she mailed podesta once

another of the connections were a name being found in two different places but whoops! turns out it's two different people with the same name!

white napkin totally means pedo stuff because handkerchief code even though white handkerchief never had a definition before pizzagate

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Yeah, IT dude was like "OMG that's a legitimate email, change your password immediately!"

He meant to type "illegitmate".
Now we are all Trumped.

Also, there was another DNC IT guy (hopefully not the same dude) that was getting notifications from the FBI that their poo poo was being hacked and dude thought the FBI guy was a scammer or something and kind of paid no attention until the FBI got in touch with higher ups in the campaign.

also lol that his response to a phishing email was "omg we're hacked change the passwords!" and not just send it to the trash bin

double lol that he didn't have 2FA already or that the IT dept demanded everyone enable 2FA (everyone please activate 2FA)

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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Karl Sharks posted:

lol that's it? 3 pages? is the font size 12 angstroms?

why don't you just release all of their emails?!?!

well russia didnt give wikileaks the GOP emails so they couldnt release them

also didn't wikileaks have anti-clinton merch in their store? good job being objective there

edit: yup.

ymgve fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Dec 15, 2016

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


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I just hope Obama is being really thorough before actually doing anything more than stern words against Russia. They probably hacked the DNC, but this latest thing with "Putin was totally personally involved" smells a bit like yellowcaking.

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Jan 2, 2004


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The OA going to poo poo in the last episode is possibly intentional as your disappointment mirrors the five's disappointment once they find out the whole story was just made up and didn't happen

Also can someone in the press who still got a spine left ask Trump to define what he means by "Drain the swamp" and ask how it fits into his cabinet picks

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Jan 2, 2004


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after spending 10 minutes at this - if true, lol, but I certainly hope it isnt true mostly because it's the most inept attempt at a smear campaign ever

then again, theres the entirety of the clinton campaign so maybe competence isnt a good measurement

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