TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Venom Snake posted:

We have our first baron!

woah, what in the heck did I just assume charge of :stare:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 19:10

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 17:18

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

I've done my civic duty and voted

for Ed Balls :twisted:

(and Duckworth, which was the more important of votes around here)

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:33

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Venom Snake posted:

Our loving baron just banned exports of barrels when barrels of mastercrafted prepared food are our biggest export rip

I never said I was any good at this!!!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:14

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

swampland posted:

KEY RACE ALERT: WE DON"T KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

LIVE FROM CNN: :derp:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:36

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/FBCSO/status/796151174202347520

anothrr fraudster caught by Project Veritas :madmax:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:52

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

もう一年、別の選挙：ＡＲＺＹＦＯＲＥＶＥＲ

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:50

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

after a year and a half, I'm surprised no one made a giant Nate Silver :derp:

gif

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:06

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Hypha posted:

arzy arzy arzy

oi oi oi

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:08

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

don't worry folks. someone's got your back.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:18

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Quidam Viator posted:

THE WINNER OF THIS ELECTION IS INCONSEQUENTIAL.

ONLY THE FACT THAT RATIONALITY NO LONGER HAS POWER, AND THAT TRUMP CAN COME CLOSE TO WINNING MUST DOMINATE YOUR THOUGHTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

THIS WAS NO BLOWOUT.

THIS WAS THE END OF YOUR COMPLACENCY.

NONE OF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "IN PLAY". WHEN YOU REJECTED ME, YOU WERE WRONG.

I SAID THAT COLLAPSE AND CHAOS WOULD ACCELERATE. YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN.

I WILL BE GONE SOON. ONLY MY MESSAGE WILL REMAIN.

THINK.

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN TO.

hmm. there's got to be some way to parse this po---

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:32

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

NecroMonster posted:

dta

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 05:41

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

we've got work to do, Homework Explainer. I was the nice one. This is going to be an ugly couple of years.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 09:21

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Homework Explainer posted:

america is already great

it's a dark night, friend

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 10:10

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Homework Explainer posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/730251094614528000

goddamnit

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 10:14

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Jazerus posted:

arnold is, uh, Not Enthused about trumpism

i could see him running as a democrat tbh

President Hercules, in New York :madmax:

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 06:18

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

I will never understand the McNugget supremacy so long as chicken fries and rings continue to be manufactured

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 22:10

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

well, if a coin toss will settle the election, I've got just the thing

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 22:46

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

mannerup posted:

they really dropped the ball on these prints

that set could have spelled out J-E-B-!

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 23:33

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Guy DeBorgore posted:

unfortunately the Trump administration will probably be a repeat of the Bush administration

in the sense that a bunch of cool & good bands are gonna put out OK-but-not-great anti-Trump concept albums over the next four years

Green Day's You Are All Idiots

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 00:10

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Karl Sharks posted:

tempted to do a "boosted greatest hits"

top one is probably the LSAT post

it's in solid second place thanks to the burning tower

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 03:25

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

every day, like any real american, glenn beck starts his day naked then proceeds to steal the laundry from his neighbors until he has enough not to be cold anymore

smdh if you don't share with your neighbors

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 08:38

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

the dream

is over

https://twitter.com/bbcstrictly/status/802964440983347200

you will be missed, right and honorable Ed Balls :cry:

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 21:30

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

codenameFANGIO posted:

Why the hell would you ask Baloogan for survival tips, he's just gonna be all like, "TAKE TO THE SEWERS"

it's good advice :ssh:

(in Chicago)

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 05:49

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Baloogan posted:

yeah we're deffo nearer to a civil war atm, but seriously titor needed to go back in time to get a dumb unix computer or something? thats dumb

punch cards degrade, so you have to go to the source when no one has any use for them

that's time travel logic for 'ya

Baloogan posted:

yay we figure out time travel in the future ... ??? :confuoot:

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 09:05

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Naerasa posted:

This is the most Lakeview poo poo I've ever seen.

at a Michaels even :yeah:

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 22:06

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

a helpful bear posted:

then i googled and was reminded this exists:

can this be the new C-SPAM background

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 03:02

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Sexual Lorax posted:

Does this thread still exist? I bought 36 beers for election night. I drank about one and a half of them, and I loving rage quit politics for the last three weeks.

Do we have a finger on the pulse of Republican trailer trash yet? Is it all still "WE DONE SHOWED THEM FANCYPANTS CITY FOLK BUT GOOD", or have they realized they're the dog that caught the car it always chases down the street yet? Here's hoping Cletus Methmouth doesn't have any preexisting conditions for the upcoming health care ~~overhaul~~ritual sacrifice.

PS- Thank you thread for giving me CHVRCHES, I've been listening the gently caress out of it.

do you still have 34 1/2 beers???

you've got some catching up to do.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 20:54

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Karl Barks posted:

it's a widely known fact breitbart died from making GBS threads into his diaper too much and drowning in it

um excuse me, he died the most American of deaths: on the toilet

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 23:49

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

can't believe President-Elect Donald J. Trump passed a law detailing what I can and can't eat for breakfast on Twitter

this is what I get for engaging on social media!!!

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 16:33

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

mormonpartyboat posted:

have you tried engaging for a better brand portfolio

this breakfast post brought to you by Jimmy John's; freaky fast, even when its leftover :sadpeanut:

vvv as the one yelling BLOOD at each and all of the presidential debates, I am not :colbert:

vvv

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 16:41

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

CubsWoo posted:

this actually happened :shobon:

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 20:16

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Pon de Bundy posted:

you guys get mad at everything trump does

is this the liberal tears thread or the trump thread?

I'm here to post about Trump and eat my lunch

and Trump hasn't done anything yet, so at least I have my lunch

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 20:24

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

im making a bunch of nite crew sigs for 2017, if u want 1 pm me if you can if not post here

i will hook u up with whats available

gotta go back to work but I'll post this and get back to it

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 21:47

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

hell yaeh

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 00:39

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

blamegame posted:

his analysis of politics is weak like his analysis on inside the nba. he's lucky he has such a charismatic brand!!!

https://twitter.com/shaq/status/2796590943

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 01:04

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Oiled and Ready posted:

Greed is...good???

this is how the last thread got sent to comedy purgatory!! don't start!!

we even beat out this thread down here:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/107911000199671808

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 03:24

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Exterminator City has started, paging Lastgirl, and I just want to see my sig again http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 04:27

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

some people are career politicians

some people are career grifters

some people are career cover artists

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 07:44

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Baloogan posted:

i kinda think of cspam as a bar, each thread a table, and yeah why NOT communicate it? our first duty is to the truth, be it personal truth, historical truth, scientific truth.

i want to be at the bar where you said this in my sig, because they're serving the very best poo poo and holy poo poo I want some

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 07:46

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 17:18

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

I need to buy the Roger Rabbit DVD or w/e so I can update my Justice Scalia images

JUSTICE SCALIA SEES JUSTICE

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 07:52

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