TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

logikv9 posted:

Q: I forgot to register! Can I register now?
A:

If this is you, you're an idiot, but some states counted on that! If you live in one of the following states, bring a Photo ID and a proof of residency (a bill or paystub) and you can register and vote all in one go:

Colorado
Connecticut
District of Columbia
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Minnesota
Montana
New Hampshire
Wisconsin
Wyoming

E: removed early voting same-day states

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 07:57

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 23:19

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mannerup posted:

sixteen months

That's all, folks!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 08:57

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DaveWoo posted:

oh yes, milo, you're just so dangerous and edgy

He gets banned from speaking at certain colleges which means he is as dangerous and edgy as the ultrarebellious Bill Maher and Chris Rock

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:19

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Lemming posted:

When do we start getting numbers, any numbers, I need it

o clock

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:20

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Joementum posted:

i wish this election could go on forever

https://twitter.com/AndrewKragie/status/796066519218356224

"Fags vote dem" could not be disproven any more effectively, lollin so hard at this guy

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:34

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Covok posted:

Ah, now I understand. Under bird law, Trump's claim is actually a valid legal offense.

Well you see Nevada's state bird is the Mountain Bluebird, which is obviously a Democrat, so a good bird lawyer would've known they faced an uphill battle during the Augury phase of trial

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:37

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Samovar posted:

Well, everyone. I just wanted to say - it has been an experience these last few months. Would just want to say a couple of things.

No mans land, Top Bunk Wanker, Bernice Anders, Boosted... if there are any of you clueless cunts around here anymore, Majoran was MUCH funnier than you during the primary.

Finally, Baloogan? Attend an A.A. meeting before you get institutionalised or die of cirrhosis, you drunken bum.

Majorian is not funnier than anyone and don't you lecture Baloogan he knows where he's at in life

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:23

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frankenfreak posted:

Look at those eyes!

No, one, thinks like the Don
Hits the links like the Don
Knows how bad the election is fixed like the Don!

"I use antlers in all of my decoratinggggg..."

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:35

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GobiasIndustries posted:

Oh man I'd almost forgotten about Ann Coulter.
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/795833821501460480

I have a feeling this isn't even true

That would exclude a much larger % of white people compared to African Americans and probably push them to 20%+ of the electorate, and much of the whites left would be college educated.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:39

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Fun fact that people apparently don't know: anyone can post on 4chan at any time without even registering an account, so you can't really tell who's real on days where everyone on the internet is linking to 4chan and laughing at them

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:45

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uncurable mlady posted:

its a fake account u dweebs

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:26

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someone vote for trump so we can hit 88!

then no one else pls

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:33

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Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/796134933622358016

Clinton up 10 in Fayette, Gray up 25[!] on Paul

Lexington loving loves Gray across party lines so it isn't necessarily representative of much, though the Clinton lead is pretty :lol:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:43

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Iron Crowned posted:

He could not even bring himself to wear the hat

Hatless Shrugged

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:17

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Serf posted:

for sale: MAGA hat, never worn

pls make this the leper's colony byline for his permaban

ty

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:23

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Dork457 posted:

vs

Trump doing the thing of "Let's save money and just have the wedding in your aunt's backyard."

lol at how many American flags Hillary has set up

looks like they got the message and then some re: no flags on stage at the convention

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:34

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Zaphod42 posted:

Its fine. Don't worry. Worst case scenario, compare to this map: https://twitter.com/b_schaffner/status/793852628857942016/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Anything red on that map doesn't matter at all.

What's also funny is with a blue Florida you can give Trump this map + Colorado, Michigan and NH and he still loses

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:39

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Karl Sharks posted:

that's just cause you're a dumb person

Nah he specified he likes good things so imo his critique is valid, it just applies to MSNBC less than it applies to CNN or FOX

MSNBC is extremely my poo poo since they switched lead producers last summer tho

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:43

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

euphronius posted:

Ohio sec state war room pretty cool

The Ohio Secy of State is one of the original models from Westworld

no one say to him "turn the other cheek"

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:44

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Illusive gently caress Man posted:

https://www.goatse.gop

If you're as dumb and me and think there's gonna be a twist

this is what you think it is, nothing more

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:51

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MadJackal posted:

I'm really happy they aren't.

Terrorism works because we devote days and days of our national psyche to fretting about this poo poo, and why "Security Moms" are voting Trump to defend Bumfuck, Iowa from ISIS.

As far as I can tell the only link to the election proven yet on that is "let me maximize my coverage when I go insane and shoot people", the shooting was near polling stations not at them and polling stations are everywhere

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:47

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Schnorkles posted:

we're heading for a narrow map. Trump's winning Ohio too, better hope Michigan isn't a disaster.

Oh my God even Schnorkles????

:derp:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:48

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Neurolimal posted:

Quick reminder that I literally said that ignoring conservative states when your parties remaining hold over the government was unhealthy and would lead to your party losing all relevance after one bad election

Another silver lining: smug retards who kept acting like they're Grizzled Election Veterans condescending towards everyone else are strangely missing atm

We're busy trying not to think about the actual implications of this election as we bask in the glow of being better pundits than everyone on teevee

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:15

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Crows Turn Off posted:

How in the gently caress did Clinton lose PA, MI, and WI? They weren't swing states this entire time, until magically today? It's literally the exact opposite of all the polls, with Trump getting over 300 EVs.

I am beside myself. I am unable to process what just happened.

What in the gently caress?

A week ago I said white people who models would have as dem or nonvoter in the rust belt have delinquent debt and won't show up in polling because they screen calls, and they're all going Trump

And no one listened!!!!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 07:03

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

permaban boosted anyway

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 07:34

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South Park tomorrow should be a treat

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 07:37

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Kal-L posted:

at least our guy is a puppet of interests that want to have the poo poo-show going for a bit longer.

Congrats for unironically supporting why Donald J Trump of all people won

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 07:42

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Neurolimal posted:

its going to be really weird when D&D becomes readable overnight

Make D&D Great ~~Again~~ For The First Time

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 09:27

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Nonsense posted:

lol katy tur thinks the general election is still on

katy tur is hereby innocent of not comprehending what is going on because the man who specifically called her out as a terrible person as recently as this week has just been elected President of the United States

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 09:39

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

12 hours ago: "Trump will never win"

Now: "Trump was inevitable"

Lol he sandbagged an amazing GOTV operation into ceding him the rust belt out of smug confidence, he literally did the same thing in the primary

When after Iowa he said "what is ground game" everyone believed the man who spoke at the 1992 RNC convention really didn't know

When the man who loves polls said they don't do internal polling you bought it

When Clinton scrambled the last week to defend Michigan you thought she was so confident in her firewall she was branching out to defend longshots

And now Donald Trump is gonna be president because you couldn't stop laughing at 4D chess long enough to escape his epic checkmate

:smugdon:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 10:46

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Shear Modulus posted:

brexit was different because they realized that the tories would still be in charge of brexiting and they didn't actually want to do it so they'd make it as friendly to capital as possible

this is quite different

Brexit plus plus plus, baby

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 12:03

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Hey look here's a map I made in February

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 12:35

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Shear Modulus posted:

putting parentheses around names is a heroic fight against antisemitism on par with the greatest generation

How dare you attack a person of Jewish heritage that happens to be very important in the world financial system! Antisemite!!!

-Shook ADL

Edit: ed matzo balls

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# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 12:38

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Fiction posted:

gently caress off o&r

Sorry everyone with a legitimate criticism didn't get shook by the fact pol happened to agree with them for bad reasons

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 12:42

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Welcome to page Fahrenthold 451

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 18:59

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Nanomashoes posted:

Racists! Sexists! Bigots! Now vote for the candidate who knows what's best for you.

The DNC autopsy will say this is why they failed, then they will nominate an outsider who yells that Trump is actually literally Hitler reborn and his supporters are Nazi Zombie Fuckpuppets

And then that candidate will win the presidency despite the polling showing an easy Trump victory

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 19:03

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Jaminjami posted:

OK President

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 19:48

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Pook Good Mook posted:

He lost by 3.7 million votes, over 10% of the total votes cast. In your heart of hearts, do you really think he would have won absent some backroom dealing?

And superdelegate psychology deflation, and media collusion.

Yes.

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# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 01:26

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wocobob posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/796900183955095552

Oh my God it's going to be as amazing as we hoped

I was getting worried he was gonna be all boring and quietly pass the GOP FYGM legislation without even giving us a show

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 05:09

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

pathetic little tramp posted:

I mean holy gently caress they are literally ending medicare.

Yeah if the GOP won the presidency this was always gonna happen. Even "compassionate" Jeb! wanted it

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 05:14

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