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the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

an extremely chilling sensation has just come over me regarding this weekend's melbourne rally

trump really needs an attack to happen. melbourne is tough to secure. not for trump, but for the crowd.

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the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

zegermans posted:

So uh has our new SoS done anything at all yet? Like I feel he should be out doing things?

Rex Tillerson has been completely loving up his job since day one. Rich rear end in a top hat is too busy making oil money and killing hookers to be secretary of state. Have an incredible article:

quote:

Where Is Rex Tillerson? Top Envoy Keeps Head Down and Travels Light

Mr. Tillerson relied on his acting deputy, Thomas A. Shannon Jr., a holdover from the Obama administration, to be his stand-in for the meetings this week with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada and the lunch with ambassador Sergey I. Kislyak of Russia, who is entangled in the growing scandal that cost Michael T. Flynn his job as Mr. Trump’s national security adviser.

Having decided to spend Wednesday flying to Bonn so he could get a good night’s sleep before the Group of 20 meeting, Mr. Tillerson sent Mr. Shannon to Mr. Trump’s meetings with the Israeli prime minister instead.

The State Department has not held its usual daily briefing since Mr. Trump was inaugurated last month, and Mr. Tillerson has said almost nothing publicly since the Senate confirmed him for the job two weeks ago.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

trump verbatim confirmed in his press conference that intelligence leaks, the media, and constant protests are preventing bannon and reince from accomplishing their goals on health care, tax code, etc.

poo poo is working

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

so trump wanted an insane conspiracy theorists as NSA, his pick was defeated so instead he had to pick a typical republican

he wanted a greasy hardees wifebeater as secretary of labor. his pick was defeated so instead he had to pick a typical republican

the mattering has begun

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Oiled and Ready posted:

True, but you're fake news

I love the salt in this thread when the commies realize they have actually made no progress, even after pledging their allegiance to the traitorous deep state

Every post that completes a "piss, baby, nazi, drumpf, bitch" bingo i am just lappin' up those tears as i turn into the "Ha! Ha ha! Ha!" comic

ask mikey flynn or wifebeater puzder how that piss tastes you smoothbrained lil biatch

RELEASE THE TAPE DONNY

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005


trump really did redecorate the white house to match his godawful taste in gaudy trash

can't parody this guy, no sirree

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

i think those gold curtains have been there during obamas time

if he redecorated, the curtains would be 5' too long for the window

as trump would say

WRONG

the very first thing trump did was redecorate. apparently he can talk about drapes for hours.

quote:

The Oval Office was redecorated for President Trump and now features gold drapes, replacing crimson cloth behind the Resolute Desk under Barack Obama.

The change was first spotted as Trump signed an executive order on ObamaCare and other memos as president on Friday evening.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

The Muppets On PCP posted:

some lying gently caress said colbert's show got good now that trump's in office but i just tuned in and it's a bunch of material andy borowitz would reject for being too lame

he's always gonna be dad corny

except stephen miller pissed him off so much that colbert had to do a benghazi on ol' chrome dome. this is worth watching:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F3tKTvaLT4

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

bannon gotta have his war!!

quote:

The NSC itself is being bypassed on key decisions by a small group of highly ideological advisers around Trump led by his chief strategist, Steve Bannon, a former Breitbart News executive with ties to the far right. Bannon has presented his role as one of a deliberate disruptor of the Washington establishment and its normal ways of functioning.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

did anyone talk about how rex tillerson and bannon completely gutted whats left of the state deparment yesterday? "diplomats" aren't a thing anymore lol, its all bannonite anime nazis calling the foreign policy shots now

quote:

While Rex Tillerson is on his first overseas trip as Secretary of State, his aides laid off staff at the State Department on Thursday.

Much of seventh-floor staff, who work for the Deputy Secretary of State for Management and Resources and the Counselor offices, were told today that their services were no longer needed.

These staffers in particular are often the conduit between the secretary’s office to the country bureaus, where the regional expertise is centered. Inside the State Department, some officials fear that this is a politically-minded purge that cuts out much-needed expertise from the policy-making, rather than simply reorganizing the bureaucracy.

There are clear signals being sent that many key foreign policy portfolios will be controlled directly by the White House, rather than through the professional diplomats.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005


at least every second steve bannon spends planning his Alliance vs. Hoard irl spectacular is a second he doesn't spend planning to throw me in a camp because I dyed my nutsack hair pink or w/e

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

other people want to bash the fash like punch them but idk i kinda just wanna drag my sweaty sack across their faces and call it even

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Yeah it was mentioned here earlier today. He had to stay at a sanitarium 30 minutes away from the meeting because no one confirmed he was going or booked him a hotel. You know, cause they fired everyone lol.

totally different news story, this broke today (tillerson at the spa story was yesterday) and is way more worrying because our last few senior diplomats got purged for not following the Way of the Bannon

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005


the News and Observer isn't even bothering to disguise the fact that hitler salute and swastika tattoo = trump supporter. not a nazi trump supporter. just a trump supporter.

fox news did the same thing. odd how centrists wring their hands about how not all trump supporters are nazis, but the right is all too happy to remind us that they are

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Doorknob Slobber posted:

i'd take hipsters with molotovs over hipsters reading books any day of the week

every time i finish a page of das kapital i rip it out and use it as tinder for the next molotov

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

if we're going to post music tracks can i just say its a loving CRIME that the greatest rapper in the world MC BIN LADEN keeps getting his visa denied so he can't perform in the states? loving fascists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEm-rU5sAE

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Sinners Sandwich posted:

I'm on ambian and about to go to bed but I didn't see anyone post the most important revelation about the LOL assassin

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ce-kim-jong-nam


It's Just a Prank Bro LOL

this is a more interesting plotline than anything in black mirror

i'm in shock tbqh

using the promise of 15 minutes of fame to turn anyone into a sleeper assassin. whoa.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

quadrophrenic posted:

he's transitioning into the "just fuckin make paper all day son" phase of his presidency already, lol

there's some poo poo you gotta take care of first dog

this is a win-win for every idiot fucker in the land

trump gets to bask in the sun and glory of adoration. he's happy cause he's not in washington, his followers are creaming themselves to see him.

bannon gets to remake american foreign policy without having to run things by the boss, and ryan gets to gently caress over the poor, reform the tax code, and unleash polluters to go wild

i'm only surprised they didn't do it sooner

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Moxie posted:

Lol absolutely guarantees some protestors will get out of hand and somehow justify a protest crackdown EO

i mean, isn't that the entire reason they're holding this rally...

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Mr. Jive posted:

idk, Trump gets upset when he doesn't feel in control. He's notorious for delegating complex tasks and micromanaging simple ones. I have a feeling he'll go to a few of these, feel empty inside, and try clowning on some cherished US institution to make himself feel better.

come on, literally 100s of accounts from the past few months say he's at his absolute happiest when he's speaking to a crowd of cheering supporters and at his absolute lowest and worst when he's in the white house

he's only there because for various reasons he's forced to be right now

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

oliwan posted:

I don't get this whole thing. Don't resident from those countries need visas anyway?

Bannon's goal is to close off the country to immigration completely, but Muslims are a priority. This is step one. 90 days is complete bullshit. I can guarantee you 100% that as long as Bannon is in power, muslim refugees will never be allowed into America again. loving shameful.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

tying a profit motive into anti-immigrant hatred is gonna work real well. one third of this country is going to get paid to lock up the other third

quote:

Officials in Willacy County are still banking on being a place to lock up immigrants, even though the county has filed a lawsuit against the private company whose “abysmal management,” it claims, caused inmates to riot.

“Everybody here wants it back because they need jobs,” Eliberto “Beto” Guerra, a Democratic Willacy County commissioner, said of the facility. “It means security for a lot of families.”

Well-paid jobs are scarce in Raymondville, a Rio Grande Valley hub of cotton and sugarcane fields whose main street is dominated by loan stores and pawn shops. More than a third of Willacy County residents live below the poverty line.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Failing, low energy Trump can't even inspire his own followers anymore. Sad!

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

FREE THE 2X4 FIVE

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Oiled and Ready posted:

It's a pretty decent article from someone who no doubt lurks this thread, btw. It is definitely overwritten, but hey - that's medium.com for you


https://medium.com/@DaleBeran/4chan-the-skeleton-key-to-the-rise-of-trump-624e7cb798cb#.8qludoxoi

yo this is better than decent, this is loving fantastic

quote:

4chan defined itself by being insensitive to suffering in that way only people who have never really suffered can — that is to say, young people, mostly young men, protected by a cloak of anonymity. The accepted standard was a sort of libertarian “free speech” banner, in which isolated man-boys asserted their right to do or say anything no matter someone else’s feelings. This meant generally posting pornography, swastikas, racial slurs, and content that reveled in harm to other people.

i mean that sums up the whole loving lot of these losers, from sam hyde to pewdiepie

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

whoa

quote:

Here the notion of sexual-difference-as-illusion is not performing the work it was built to do, rather the opposite. Ironically, it works to convince alienated men that sex/gender has marked them as unique sort of outsider/failures, who cannot be accepted even into the multicultural coalitions that define themselves by their capacity for acceptance.

that's why they're always so goddamn pissed off about TOLERANT LIBERALS. they're mad and sad because not even the free love hippie drum circles will give them sex. this thing is blowing my mind.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

"i alienate everyone i come across because i lash out needlessly because i feel i am owed the world, why am i not getting any poon??? :qq:"

it's self-flaggelation, a self-fulfilling prophecy taken to a noxious social extreme

"i am an unlovable loser. therefore, i will act like a flaming rear end in a top hat to the society that does not love me (because i am a flaming rear end in a top hat). if i am doomed to be a loser, i will at least own it and celebrate my loserdom"

i definitely see a little bit of that celebration on these very boards!! its definitely something 4chan took from something awful and mutated to a terrifying extreme

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Nonsense posted:

You go to bed. You wake up as Donald John Trump. What now?

My fellow Americans. Piss tape is real. We begin streaming in five minutes.

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the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

i guess bannon decided to skullfuck america behind closed doors today instead of in the public square

good day to catch up on all the news you missed (its bad) or maybe ranma 1/2 idk

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